Two Cans & String

{ "thread_id": "11274", "posts": [ { "id": "1136510", "time": "1620062612", "html": "there is this girl I like and she is very confusing<br />can you help?", "user": "asawyer92" }, { "id": "1136517", "time": "1620063402", "html": "Im sorry, I can't.", "user": "cinnamontoast" }, { "id": "1136520", "time": "1620064165", "html": ";-;", "user": "asawyer92" }, { "id": "1136522", "time": "1620064331", "html": "sorry man", "user": "broncoboy18" }, { "id": "1136523", "time": "1620064369", "html": "so no one can help?", "user": "asawyer92" }, { "id": "1136527", "time": "1620064601", "html": "nope", "user": "broncoboy18" }, { "id": "1136528", "time": "1620064637", "html": "i go cry but only for a literal second", "user": "asawyer92" }, { "id": "1136530", "time": "1620064673", "html": "you done?", "user": "broncoboy18" }, { "id": "1136532", "time": "1620064722", "html": "yes", "user": "asawyer92" }, { "id": "1136571", "time": "1620067836", "html": "Tell us about this girl.<br /><br />How did you meet?<br /><br />What do you like about her?<br /><br />Do you talk to her? Or just admire from afar?", "user": "scoggles" }, { "id": "1136577", "time": "1620069072", "html": "met her in 3rd period but started talking once i got her insta", "user": "asawyer92" }, { "id": "1136612", "time": "1620077580", "html": "Hmm...<br /><br />Can't help you there.", "user": "wlicky" }, { "id": "1136614", "time": "1620078023", "html": "I don't understand when someone asks a question, and you guys literally say "I can't help you" and leave. Like, if you can't help them or answer their question, then just don't say anything. That way the thread wouldn't be derailed immediately.<br /><br />That being said, try to learn more about her, like her interests. If she has any pets. That sort of stuff.", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1136616", "time": "1620079698", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/asawyer92\">asawyer92</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">met her in 3rd period but started talking once i got her insta</div></div><br />What do you usually talk about?", "user": "scoggles" }, { "id": "1136622", "time": "1620081942", "html": "alr bro. it's showtime<br />don't overthink it and just get to know her a little better<br />see what she likes, dislikes, and go from there<br />good luck chief", "user": "dumbkeara" }, { "id": "1136624", "time": "1620082105", "html": "Wow. Very insightful. You should be president someday.", "user": "wlicky" }, { "id": "1136627", "time": "1620082290", "html": "haha i dont think i have the facilities for that bigman<br />this is coming from jared, senior, 19, doesn't know how to read", "user": "dumbkeara" }, { "id": "1136628", "time": "1620082458", "html": "Vice president.", "user": "wlicky" }, { "id": "1136630", "time": "1620082577", "html": "ayo? that's actually a good idea<br />we could have like a board of members<br />like uhh<br /><ul><li> secretary</li><li> treasurer</li><li> vice prez</li><li> prez</li></ul>and we could do small elections for each that would b p dope", "user": "dumbkeara" }, { "id": "1136633", "time": "1620082864", "html": "Vote.<br /><a href=\"https://twocansandstring.com/forum/games/gotopost/1136621/#post1136621\">https://twocansandstring.com/forum/games/gotopost/1136621/#post1136621</a>", "user": "wlicky" }, { "id": "1136635", "time": "1620082930", "html": "i did i think ^^", "user": "dumbkeara" }, { "id": "1136675", "time": "1620090978", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/asawyer92\">asawyer92</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">can you help?</div></div><br /><br />Just treat her like a friend for now. Get to know her.", "user": "currentnathan" }, { "id": "1136710", "time": "1620102649", "html": "Have you tried catching a fish and making it your Tinder profile picture?", "user": "waterphoenix" }, { "id": "1136713", "time": "1620103199", "html": "Better yet, catch a catfish. No unfortunate connotations there.", "user": "kylljoy" }, { "id": "1136765", "time": "1620138804", "html": "wow so helpful thanks", "user": "asawyer92" } ], "users": { "asawyer92": { "name": "asawyer92", "key": "asawyer92", "url": "/users/asawyer92", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/35596.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "431" }, "cinnamontoast": { "name": "Cinnamon_Toast", "key": "cinnamontoast", "url": "/users/cinnamontoast", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/30516.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1154" }, "broncoboy18": { "name": "BroncoBoy18", "key": "broncoboy18", "url": "/users/broncoboy18", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/21075.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "10468" }, "scoggles": { "name": "Scoggles", "key": "scoggles", "url": "/users/scoggles", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/23512.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3973" }, "wlicky": { "name": "W_Licky", "key": "wlicky", "url": "/users/wlicky", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/41631.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "11222" }, "ebag": { "name": "e-bag", "key": "ebag", "url": "/users/ebag", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/42500.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "11257" }, "dumbkeara": { "name": "dumbkeara", "key": "dumbkeara", "url": "/users/dumbkeara", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/31377.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1292" }, "currentnathan": { "name": "Currentnathan", "key": "currentnathan", "url": "/users/currentnathan", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/27282.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1001" }, "waterphoenix": { "name": "Water Phoenix", "key": "waterphoenix", "url": "/users/waterphoenix", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/17022.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "9369" }, "kylljoy": { "name": "Kylljoy", "key": "kylljoy", "url": "/users/kylljoy", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/23238.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4918" } }, "page_num": 1, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 4 }

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