oh hey i passed 3500 and i didn't even realize it
anyways the first time i ever had a girlfriend was in 6th or 7th grade (i think it was 6th)
she dumped me after 3 days for kyle
we hugged exactly once in our entire relationship
that's the end of the story i still have her number but haven't texted her since
712.006 days ago
Jun 18, 2021 - 3:26 AM
some fun facts about her:
- she watched stranger things on netflix (i didn't)
- her favorite animal was a zebra
- she's kind of a bitch, if you think about it
*sniff* and she broke my heart, man
712 days ago
Jun 18, 2021 - 3:34 AM
another fun fact i was completely unemotionally invested in the relationship so i was kind of a douche to her
she had asked me after recess if i wanted to date her and i said yes against my better judgement
i had never spoken to her up until that point
haha i poked fun at her a lot so it's probably no surprise our "relationship" lasted less than a week
edit: come to think of it i'm not entirely sure if she dumped me, or i dumped her
hmm it was kind of a long time ago
711.999 days ago
Jun 18, 2021 - 3:36 AM
A heartbreaking ex story. I find it interesting that kids in elementary and middle school would be "boyfriend and girlfriend" after literally never talking to each other. Like, was it just the cool thing to do?
711.991 days ago
Jun 18, 2021 - 3:47 AM
i don't know
initially this was supposed to be a greentext but i chickened out because it wouldn't be authentic if i didn't use ableist and homophobic slurs and other cringy slanguage and i wasn't comfortable doing that
but it's worth mentioning i was a loner loser at the time with literally zero friends in that class and was alone the whole time so i was pretty snotnosed and fucking
horny's not the right word but
i guess desperate for a relationship
edit: i'm not making a very good case for myself, am i?
<color value="#ffffff">good. i'm glad.</color>
edit: since i'm clearly very comfortable with giving out cringy facts about my past (that someone might look me up and find where i live and my life is in danger) why not share two more facts about this relationship? a funny one and a very creepy one.
the funny one first
she said she liked zebras as her favorite animal because they were skinny because they were vegetarians
kind of sad
now the creepy one
i got a hersheys kiss in my lunch that day i walked up to her during our concurrent chem class after lunch and was like "wanna kiss" cause i was fishing for a reaction from her
she was like "EW NO" and i pulled out the hersheys and she looked relieved
god i'm an asshole
- "#ffffff" is not a valid color name.
711.988 days ago
Jun 18, 2021 - 3:52 AM
<quote>god i'm an asshole</quote>
Were an asshole.
Edit: Honestly though, don't dwell on stupid shit you did as a tween. I remember being that kid who wore nothing but baggy sweatpants and argued about how much better Samsung is than Apple and how PUBG is better than Fortnite and anyone who disagrees is a FUCKING NORMIE.
I'm glad I've changed.
711.982 days ago
Jun 18, 2021 - 4:00 AM
JIGGLYPUFF

currentnathan i'm trying to come up with the most damning things i've done in my entire life atm the moment i've drawn a blank either i'm repressing those memories or i'm literally perfect
711.979 days ago
Jun 18, 2021 - 4:04 AM
Titanlord237, you're perfect to me. <3JK nobody is perfect.
Hits hard.
711.977 days ago
Jun 18, 2021 - 4:07 AM
bro but that was the creepiest motherfreaking thing i bet she experienced in her whole god damn life
we were like 12 years old
edit: holy crap we were literally 12 years old i think she was slightly older than me but damn
i might even have been 11 or some shit back then
possibly even 10
now i feel like a pervert
711.975 days ago
Jun 18, 2021 - 4:10 AM
It seems you only really started the relationship because you needed someone to talk to.
711.971 days ago
Jun 18, 2021 - 4:16 AM
nope i started the relationship because i asked kyle for a hug and he said no and he brought [name redacted] over (shit i almost accidentally said her name) and she gave me a hug and about an hour later she asked if i wanted to date her
i was weird as fuck back then i was spending every other class period in the counselor's office
and that's not even that much of an exaggeration!
711.97 days ago
Jun 18, 2021 - 4:17 AM
Kyle's a shit for turning you down.
711.969 days ago
Jun 18, 2021 - 4:19 AM
i'm distancing my current self from my past self because if not that would imply that i'm still weird and i'm not weird i swearrrr
711.968 days ago
Jun 18, 2021 - 4:20 AM
711.967 days ago
Jun 18, 2021 - 4:21 AM
i'm distancing my current self from my past self
A lot of us are. I think it's safe to say everyone's cringey as a 10-12 year old.
711.967 days ago
Jun 18, 2021 - 4:22 AM
Is this just 1 person talking to themself?
711.964 days ago
Jun 18, 2021 - 4:26 AM
oh god i don't come off as a serial killer, do i?
DO I
711.963 days ago
Jun 18, 2021 - 4:27 AM
Is this just 1 person talking to themself?
Are you implying that we are all alts?
711.962 days ago
Jun 18, 2021 - 4:29 AM
It's hard to tell anymore.
711.962 days ago
Jun 18, 2021 - 4:30 AM
711.961 days ago
Jun 18, 2021 - 4:30 AM
It's hard to tell anymore.
IT COULD BE ANY ONE OF US!711.961 days ago
Jun 18, 2021 - 4:31 AM
i like to keep my BS quarantined to chiefly threads i create
so if it's melodrama you're after, one of these threads is a good place to start
edit: i'm not cringey i swear
711.959 days ago
Jun 18, 2021 - 4:33 AM
711.959 days ago
Jun 18, 2021 - 4:33 AM
711.958 days ago
Jun 18, 2021 - 4:35 AM
UGH FINE I GUESS I'LL GO TO SLEEP THEN
jeez
711.958 days ago
Jun 18, 2021 - 4:35 AM
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"html": "i don't know<br /><br />initially this was supposed to be a greentext but i chickened out because it wouldn't be authentic if i didn't use ableist and homophobic slurs and other cringy slanguage and i wasn't comfortable doing that<br /><br />but it's worth mentioning i was a loner loser at the time with literally zero friends in that class and was alone the whole time so i was pretty snotnosed and fucking<br /><br />horny's not the right word but<br /><br />i guess desperate for a relationship<br /><br />edit: i'm not making a very good case for myself, am i?<br /><br /><color value="#ffffff">good. i'm glad.</color><br /><br />edit: since i'm clearly very comfortable with giving out cringy facts about my past (that someone might look me up and find where i live and my life is in danger) why not share two more facts about this relationship? a funny one and a very creepy one.<br /><br />the funny one first<br />she said she liked zebras as her favorite animal because they were skinny because they were vegetarians<br />kind of sad<br /><br />now the creepy one<br />i got a hersheys kiss in my lunch that day i walked up to her during our concurrent chem class after lunch and was like "wanna kiss" cause i was fishing for a reaction from her<br />she was like "EW NO" and i pulled out the hersheys and she looked relieved<br /><br />god i'm an asshole<ul style=\"color:#f00;\"><li>\"#ffffff\" is not a valid color name.</li></ul>",
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"html": "<quote>god i'm an asshole</quote><br /><br /><span style=\"font-style:italic;\">Were</span> an asshole.<br /><br />Edit: Honestly though, don't dwell on stupid shit you did as a tween. I remember being that kid who wore nothing but baggy sweatpants and argued about how much better Samsung is than Apple and how PUBG is better than Fortnite and anyone who disagrees is a <span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">FUCKING NORMIE.</span><br /><br />I'm glad I've changed.",
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