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{ "thread_id": "11451", "posts": [ { "id": "1157419", "time": "1627926650", "html": "Whether you're single, partnered, married, in an elaborate polycule, et cetera, you have to know what it is you have to offer in a relationship. What are your strengths? What attributes of yourself are things your partners past and present have appreciated? What makes you stand out among the field of eligible dateable people?", "user": "scoggles" }, { "id": "1157423", "time": "1627928089", "html": "I can't imagine a god damn thing I bring to a relationship other than sounding impressive to family members.", "user": "antagonist" }, { "id": "1157435", "time": "1627930902", "html": "I'm a quick learner and good with tech<br />Also dad jokes always stick for some reason", "user": "samsung23" }, { "id": "1157441", "time": "1627931250", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/antagonist\">Antagonist</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">I can't imagine a god damn thing I bring to a relationship other than sounding impressive to family members.</div></div><br />Get outta here. You're great. I'd scoop you up!<br /><br />I bring a great wit, charm, very good intercourse every other day or so and plenty of money for gifts and dates and vacays. \ud83d\ude03 AND a pool.", "user": "theintangiblefancy" }, { "id": "1157454", "time": "1627933017", "html": "So TIF has a crush eh?", "user": "samsung23" }, { "id": "1157460", "time": "1627933638", "html": "The 2nd part of my post was just answering the thread not directed at Anty.", "user": "theintangiblefancy" }, { "id": "1157520", "time": "1627961027", "html": "I think my best attribute to my relationship is my thoughtfulness. I take my partner and my family into consideration in all the things I do.<br />A few small examples<br />If I go to the grocery store. I get my family snacks they will enjoy. I never get them just for myself.<br />If our bed is messy. I clean off his side to.<br />If his feet hurt, I rub them. He didn't usually have to ask.<br />If the shampoo Is low, I replace it.<br />He never runs out of fresh laundry.", "user": "sunshinedust" }, { "id": "1157533", "time": "1627965951", "html": "I may only be a humble blacksmith but when I return to the crusade, I will have treasures from the east and have won the lord's favor. There will be plenty of gold and land for us to share", "user": "eric616" }, { "id": "1157534", "time": "1627966780", "html": "I ask these questions because, well, I just don't feel like subjecting anyone to myself, and haven't for a long time. Every once in a while I meet someone I like very much, but I find it hard to present myself as a candidate for dating/a relationship because I just don't feel I have anything to offer. At all.", "user": "scoggles" }, { "id": "1157538", "time": "1627967588", "html": "Bro that ain't true.<br />You're a good guy<br />Things will turn around<br />I'm sure of it", "user": "samsung23" }, { "id": "1157600", "time": "1628020129", "html": "I'm open about my past and what struggles I'm working on to better myself. I don't pretend to be perfect at first, so you're not surprised when things get real/serious. I also can be pretty witty, and I'm flexible... More physically than mentally though \ud83d\ude09", "user": "moonbloom20" }, { "id": "1157604", "time": "1628021335", "html": "I think my soul just died reading that. No Moonbloom, no! No winks!", "user": "theintangiblefancy" }, { "id": "1157606", "time": "1628021909", "html": "Lmao", "user": "samsung23" }, { "id": "1157611", "time": "1628026733", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/theintangiblefancy\">The Intangible Fancy</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">I think my soul just died reading that. No Moonbloom, no! No winks!</div></div><br />Hahaha that's awesome. I'm not so little anymore. But seriously your reply made me laugh out loud", "user": "moonbloom20" }, { "id": "1157616", "time": "1628027404", "html": "Glad to help. \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d", "user": "theintangiblefancy" }, { "id": "1157628", "time": "1628035436", "html": "Don't worry so much about the future. Live in the present. Learn how to properly pleasure a woman(If you don't already know). That is a gift In itself.", "user": "sunshinedust" }, { "id": "1157637", "time": "1628038222", "html": "Can't say I agree with you on that", "user": "samsung23" }, { "id": "1157641", "time": "1628038935", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/sunshinedust\">SunshineDust</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Learn how to properly pleasure a woman(If you don't already know). That is a gift In itself.</div></div> I barely remember at this point. \ud83d\ude05", "user": "scoggles" }, { "id": "1157649", "time": "1628040041", "html": "Im fairly emotional, which I think complements my boyfriend's stoicness really well. Being emotional isn't a bad thing. I think this combination balances out nicely. I also can listen. Also I'm hot.", "user": "liv" }, { "id": "1157650", "time": "1628040214", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/liv\">Liv</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Also I'm hot.</div></div> This certainly doesn't always do all the heavy lifting, but it helps.", "user": "scoggles" }, { "id": "1157651", "time": "1628040505", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/liv\">Liv</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Also I'm hot.</div></div><br />I'll allow it.", "user": "theintangiblefancy" }, { "id": "1157655", "time": "1628040835", "html": "I am also a good kisser I've been told.", "user": "moonbloom20" }, { "id": "1157658", "time": "1628041061", "html": "Stop it. You're forever twelve to me.", "user": "scoggles" }, { "id": "1157660", "time": "1628041212", "html": "I don't think I was on here at 12. I think it was 9 to 11. Middle school, amirite.", "user": "moonbloom20" }, { "id": "1157661", "time": "1628041326", "html": "I think you were actually fifteen when I met you, but everyone was reminiscing about when you were a smol child then.", "user": "scoggles" } ], "users": { "scoggles": { "name": "Scoggles", "key": "scoggles", "url": "/users/scoggles", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/23512.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3973" }, "antagonist": { "name": "Antagonist", "key": "antagonist", "url": "/users/antagonist", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/27059.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "7548" }, "samsung23": { "name": "Samsung23", "key": "samsung23", "url": "/users/samsung23", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/27967.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2075" }, "theintangiblefancy": { "name": "The Intangible Fancy", "key": "theintangiblefancy", "url": "/users/theintangiblefancy", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/42050.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "779" }, "sunshinedust": { "name": "SunshineDust", "key": "sunshinedust", "url": "/users/sunshinedust", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/8837.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4350" }, "eric616": { "name": "Eric-616", "key": "eric616", "url": "/users/eric616", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/7815.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3125" }, "moonbloom20": { "name": "moonbloom2.0", "key": "moonbloom20", "url": "/users/moonbloom20", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/26467.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "214" }, "liv": { "name": "Liv", "key": "liv", "url": "/users/liv", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/25863.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "171" } }, "page_num": 1, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 3 }

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