Two Cans & String

{ "thread_id": "11605", "posts": [ { "id": "1179772", "time": "1638299096", "html": "Could having sex with a female who\u2019s on meth make you have a dirty urine analysis\u2026if not is there anyway it\u2019s possible?", "user": "bandofhorses" }, { "id": "1179773", "time": "1638299533", "html": "go home, youre drunk.", "user": "titanlord237" }, { "id": "1179776", "time": "1638299768", "html": "This guy disappears for years at a time and then asks the weirdest questions you'll ever see", "user": "poodonkus913" }, { "id": "1179777", "time": "1638299949", "html": "Dirty crank butt", "user": "srilankandevilbird" }, { "id": "1179780", "time": "1638301311", "html": "hello i am here too", "user": "stripes" }, { "id": "1179783", "time": "1638301977", "html": "Yes.", "user": "antagonist" }, { "id": "1179784", "time": "1638302076", "html": "*trying to find good quote*", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1179785", "time": "1638304607", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/bandofhorses\">band of horses</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Could having sex with a female who\u2019s on meth make you have a dirty urine analysis\u2026if not is there anyway it\u2019s possible?</div></div><br />the answer is probably not btw", "user": "titanlord237" }, { "id": "1179786", "time": "1638305731", "html": "Possible, yes. Likely, no.", "user": "antagonist" }, { "id": "1179788", "time": "1638306293", "html": "Wash it. Wash it good.", "user": "srilankandevilbird" }, { "id": "1180311", "time": "1638674398", "html": "Any ideas anyone like what is the nano gram to ppm<br />Idk just saying weird shit", "user": "bandofhorses" }, { "id": "1180319", "time": "1638681816", "html": "A nanogram is a unit of mass (and a very, very small one at that). Ppm (parts per million) is a unit of concentration.<br /><br />You cannot convert between the two unless you have some context in terms of the volume you're dealing with.", "user": "coldfrost" }, { "id": "1183257", "time": "1640687715", "html": "Turns out it will\u2026.", "user": "bandofhorses" }, { "id": "1183264", "time": "1640709178", "html": "when you don't add the oxford comma, i assume sex is describing the meth as an adjective.", "user": "titanlord237" }, { "id": "1184368", "time": "1641922686", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/bandofhorses\">band of horses</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Turns out it will\u2026.</div></div>Wait for real, you failed a drug test from having sex with someone on meth? You sure you didn\u2019t just smoke meth?", "user": "antimonypentafluoride" }, { "id": "1184529", "time": "1641991578", "html": "I've heard that meth heads shed it too but I didn't believe it", "user": "sunshinedust" }, { "id": "1185953", "time": "1642558227", "html": "You guys ever buy a shrek dvd<br /><br />I didn't get a shrek dvd but i did get a garfield show dvd and an over the hedge dvd", "user": "titanlord237" }, { "id": "1185955", "time": "1642558324", "html": "I had all of Shrek on DVD.", "user": "srilankandevilbird" }, { "id": "1185958", "time": "1642558521", "html": "the ending to shrek 2 was fire<br /><br /><div style=\"font-style:italic;color:#888;\"> if you buy a dvd it had better be jurassic park</div>", "user": "titanlord237" }, { "id": "1195399", "time": "1644798218", "html": "Does anal hurt", "user": "titanlord237" }, { "id": "1195400", "time": "1644798284", "html": "ja it hurts if youre too rough. anal sex though? with a person? idk", "user": "muckabluckisnotaduck" }, { "id": "1195401", "time": "1644798381", "html": "What happened to you", "user": "titanlord237" }, { "id": "1195402", "time": "1644798420", "html": "gay stuff.<br /> come ask me if you have any other questions about this. i know this stuff.", "user": "muckabluckisnotaduck" }, { "id": "1195403", "time": "1644798586", "html": "XD<br /><br />Thank you Muck. You're a very dependable person.", "user": "titanlord237" }, { "id": "1195404", "time": "1644798664", "html": "i do my best. and i also like answering questions. so if you have any other questions let me know.", "user": "muckabluckisnotaduck" } ], "users": { "bandofhorses": { "name": "band of horses", "key": "bandofhorses", "url": "/users/bandofhorses", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/5260.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "26" }, "titanlord237": { "name": "Titanlord237", "key": "titanlord237", "url": "/users/titanlord237", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/34284.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "9020" }, "poodonkus913": { "name": "Poodonkus913", "key": "poodonkus913", "url": "/users/poodonkus913", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/32795.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2524" }, "srilankandevilbird": { "name": "Sri Lankan Devil Bird", "key": "srilankandevilbird", "url": "/users/srilankandevilbird", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/27106.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "950" }, "stripes": { "name": "stripes", "key": "stripes", "url": "/users/stripes", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/34093.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1804" }, "antagonist": { "name": "Antagonist", "key": "antagonist", "url": "/users/antagonist", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/22611.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "6982" }, "ebag": { "name": "e-bag", "key": "ebag", "url": "/users/ebag", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/30674.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "9612" }, "coldfrost": { "name": "Coldfrost", "key": "coldfrost", "url": "/users/coldfrost", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/23427.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "8003" }, "antimonypentafluoride": { "name": "antimony pentafluoride", "key": "antimonypentafluoride", "url": "/users/antimonypentafluoride", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/26519.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4357" }, "sunshinedust": { "name": "SunshineDust", "key": "sunshinedust", "url": "/users/sunshinedust", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/8837.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4236" }, "muckabluckisnotaduck": { "name": "MuckaBluckisnotaDuck", "key": "muckabluckisnotaduck", "url": "/users/muckabluckisnotaduck", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/33142.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1251" } }, "page_num": 1, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 3 }

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