A couple people suggested I could do this, so here I am. Hello.
I couldn't find anything witty that rhymed with "-friend" or "other," so this title is just awfully blunt. If you have passed the ranks of wanting a boyfriend or girlfriend or bothfriend or neitherfriend or anyfriend or Just Someone You Happen To Be Dating and are now dating a (hopefully) nice and attractive person, you can brag and talk about them here. If you are still stuck in "I have a crush" status or just 100% aromantic/ace, don't let this discourage you.
Anyways, I figure I should talk about nordict. If... you're unaware of who he is, he's my boyfriend and WOW he is the best boyfriend I could ever have. It's been almost a year since he confessed and he makes me so happy whenever I get to speak to him. We're so similar in so many regards but also different in other regards which is more of a blessing than a curse. Opposites attract, except for gender I guess, unless this was some kinda crazy miracle that's a rare occurrence. I'm angsty and fairly edgy, and he's optimistic and always happy. Every time I speak to him he lightens my mood so much it can make my entire day happy from dawn to dusk. Everything about him is so precious, I wouldn't have him any other way.
456.489 days ago
Feb 28, 2022 - 3:20 PM
I'd like to meet this nordict.
456.487 days ago
Feb 28, 2022 - 3:23 PM
I mean, they are on TwoCans. They just aren't very active.
Edit: Someone post something so I don't have to kill a kitten.
456.486 days ago
Feb 28, 2022 - 3:25 PM
i had a girlfriend once. i miss her. even after we broke up we actually stayed friends it was great
456.477 days ago
Feb 28, 2022 - 3:37 PM
I'm probably jinxing myself by saying this, but the only reason nordict and I will ever break up, if we ever do at all, would be if some authority who happened to be against relationships of the same gender found out and forced us apart. Happened once, if they find out again they'll probably force me to cut all contact with him.
456.476 days ago
Feb 28, 2022 - 3:39 PM
Muck. Muck! MUCK!!! Oh my god. They are the best person I have ever met. Oh my god. Oh my golly goodness. Radiant beam of happy spring sunshine with the most beautiful hazel eyes that I have ever seen. They make me so happy. Happier than anything. Gaaaahhh. I've been in love for years, and only just over a month ago I was brave enough to admit it. I'm so happy that they are my beautiful joyfriend.
456.474 days ago
Feb 28, 2022 - 3:41 PM
Oh boy, muck's gonna see this and then it's a repeat of when muck first joined.
456.462 days ago
Feb 28, 2022 - 3:59 PM
This thread will probably just devolve into out-of-the-blue posts talking about either Muck or Nordict. I am okay with that.
456.458 days ago
Feb 28, 2022 - 4:05 PM
i have never been in a relationship, but i will follow this thread anyway
456.456 days ago
Feb 28, 2022 - 4:07 PM
I will be squealing about Muck like a schoolgirl for many, many years to come, and none of you can do anything about it.
456.452 days ago
Feb 28, 2022 - 4:12 PM
I have a partner; it's still unlabeled, but we are both eager to, once they're no longer busy, become joyfriends. We truly love each other, I feel matched in our intelligence, and they're so flipping fun.
I should see if I can convert them to being a TwoCans user.
TwoCanner?
456.427 days ago
Feb 28, 2022 - 4:50 PM
Muck. Muck! MUCK!!! Oh my god. They are the best person I have ever met. Oh my god. Oh my golly goodness. Radiant beam of happy spring sunshine with the most beautiful hazel eyes that I have ever seen. They make me so happy. Happier than anything. Gaaaahhh. I've been in love for years, and only just over a month ago I was brave enough to admit it. I'm so happy that they are my beautiful joyfriend.
adkljdksaaaaaa!!!!! im so embarrassed. i am squealing eeeeeeeeeeeee
but i do feel the exact same way, if not more. i love you so much, marvie.
456.412 days ago
Feb 28, 2022 - 5:10 PM
456.412 days ago
Feb 28, 2022 - 5:11 PM
456.4 days ago
Feb 28, 2022 - 5:28 PM
i have never been in a relationship, but i will follow this thread anyway
I've been in a few (haven't been for a while now though), so I will just let y'all gush about them as I watch.
I've noticed it's a lot harder to find a partner when you're transgender and don't pass. :(
456.399 days ago
Feb 28, 2022 - 5:29 PM
I need to talk about Muck for a second.
Goddamnit. Muck's such a cutie, I can't take it. His accent reminds me of an adorable mish-mash of Canadian English, American English, and Australian English. Hearing his sweet voice makes me feel extremely happy. The two of us are cuddled up and watching Despicable Me 3 today in class. I couldn't be happier. Funny thing is, neither of us even like that movie too much. We just enjoy our together-time so much that it doesn't matter.
Shit, he caught me typing this. Sorry to cut it short.
452.267 days ago
Mar 4, 2022 - 8:39 PM
oh gosh. now that i get the chance to really read this im so embarrassed. but in a good way. goshy gosh.
you sound similar to what you described my voice as but with less aussie, and more german. and it makes me happy when i hear you speak too. i like how calm you are, marvie. a lot of middle schoolers are screamy shit heads, excuse my language.but you arent. youre mellow. youre peaceful, youre mild, youre tranquil. and that is just one of the many, many reasons i love you.
marv, here are some words that describe you:
- affectionate
- accepting
- friendly
- loving
- intelligent
- courteous
- charitable
and those are just a few. i love you so much. you are to me what jam is to peanut butter. youre the best, marv. and nobody can prove anything different to me.
451.902 days ago
Mar 5, 2022 - 5:25 AM
youre the apple to my pie.
the straw to my berry.
451.179 days ago
Mar 5, 2022 - 10:47 PM
Sorry to disrupt the thread.
This is going to sound super pathetic, but I've started to find that it's easy to cry myself to sleep when I read old messages from my ex while our relationship was good. It always makes me break down now that I don't have that emotional connection with anyone anymore, and it's getting harder to find someone with each passing day.
Plus, I'm a girl who looks like a guy. That makes me practically undateable at the moment.
Sorry about the sad post, it's just been on my mind for a while and honestly, it's nice to at least get it off my chest.
450.859 days ago
Mar 6, 2022 - 6:27 AM
I think I might call things off with my partner - I fear they're not exactly able to satisfy what I need. I require a lot of attention and compliments. They're super busy, and I feel like I give more than I receive.
449.496 days ago
Mar 7, 2022 - 3:10 PM
It's good to be honest with yourself.
449.449 days ago
Mar 7, 2022 - 4:17 PM
We agreed to be merely friends. I was light with it, and I think he felt this was the right thing, somewhat
449.427 days ago
Mar 7, 2022 - 4:49 PM
I know I'm killing a kitten by double posting, but it's worth making a bump for this.
I got asked out by someone, same day as I broke up with someone. And I'm definitely on board with this new guy, I think
448.611 days ago
Mar 8, 2022 - 12:24 PM
Nordict has a full-on southern accent. I know a lot of people would consider southern accents like nails on a chalkboard but for me his voice is the best sound in the world. Honestly more than anything I think he's perfect for me. There is literally nothing about us, no difference in the world that we know of, that could potentially tear us apart or cause an argument. Other than the fact that we are literally a gay couple and his parents are homophobic as hell, but between the two of us, I just think we're plain inseparable.
448.44 days ago
Mar 8, 2022 - 4:30 PM
Most women I meet from outside of the South are delighted by my accent.
448.398 days ago
Mar 8, 2022 - 5:31 PM
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