I'm horny and i'm gay. What should i do if i'm locked at home?
Edited; I can roam around the house, but i'm really horny and i am really resisting to go into my drawer and stick 2 dildos up my ass.
Edited (Again) I also have covid and have to stay in the house for another 4 more weeks because i was re-tested this week and it still says i have high readings of covid.
190.06 days ago
Nov 22, 2022 - 1:41 AM
I'm horny and i'm gay. What should i do if i'm locked at home?
Like locked in a basement? I would suggest calling someone for help. Gay and horny or not.
If you’re just locked inside but free to roam the whole house then you could easily undo the locks so you can go outside.
Call a locksmith if it comes down to it though.
Edit: If you get desperate, try breaking the window on one of the doors to get out. Id suggest breaking a window before breaking the whole door down because that’s, in my experience, harder to repair. If it’s late at night and no one can help, the police could help you out. And of course, if you’re trapped and held against your will, skip all that and just call the police.
190.047 days ago
Nov 22, 2022 - 2:00 AM
I'm horny and i'm gay. What should i do if i'm locked at home?
Like locked in a basement? I would suggest calling someone for help. Gay and horny or not.
If you’re just locked inside but free to roam the whole house then you could easily undo the locks so you can go outside.
Call a locksmith if it comes down to it though.
Edit: If you get desperate, try breaking the window on one of the doors to get out. Id suggest breaking a window before breaking the whole door down because that’s, in my experience, harder to repair. If it’s late at night and no one can help, the police could help you out. And of course, if you’re trapped and held against your will, skip all that and just call the police.
Lol
185.529 days ago
Nov 26, 2022 - 2:26 PM
183.013 days ago
Nov 29, 2022 - 2:49 AM
What should i do if i'm locked at home?
I'd call for help but that's just me.
This is a very funny and original first post. Top quality humor, welcome to the forum.
182.997 days ago
Nov 29, 2022 - 3:12 AM
Why resist doing it is all I'm wondering. If you want to put stuff in your ass, go for it.
182.396 days ago
Nov 29, 2022 - 5:38 PM
I'm not gay or horny currently but I am locked in my house. Can anyone send me the lock combo asap?
I need food
182.321 days ago
Nov 29, 2022 - 7:26 PM
Yeah that’s kind of a lot. Don’t tear your butthole open, OP.
I'm not gay or horny currently but I am locked in my house. Can anyone send me the lock combo asap?
I need food
Just break a window, it works better.
182.048 days ago
Nov 30, 2022 - 1:59 AM
Nah. If you want to tear your b hole have at it. I don't kink shame. I've known a few folks whose top kink was getting stretched.
181.229 days ago
Nov 30, 2022 - 9:38 PM
172.361 days ago
Dec 9, 2022 - 6:29 PM
hi, im extremely gay & not really horny b i do miss my partner
164.747 days ago
Dec 17, 2022 - 9:12 AM
me, being gay and slightly horny rn:
i miss my partner, i haven't seen them for weeks at this point
148.966 days ago
Jan 2, 2023 - 3:57 AM
me, being gay and slightly horny rn:
i miss my partner, i haven't seen them for weeks at this point
me too, me too
146.221 days ago
Jan 4, 2023 - 9:49 PM
im not horny or gay what do i do!!!!!!!!
146.117 days ago
Jan 5, 2023 - 12:19 AM
146.105 days ago
Jan 5, 2023 - 12:37 AM
but what if i dont exist and i only slaughter
145.958 days ago
Jan 5, 2023 - 4:08 AM
145.957 days ago
Jan 5, 2023 - 4:10 AM
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