Two Cans & String

{ "thread_id": "12071", "posts": [ { "id": "1252074", "time": "1669081312", "html": "I'm horny and i'm gay. What should i do if i'm locked at home?<br /><br />Edited; I can roam around the house, but i'm really horny and i am really resisting to go into my drawer and stick 2 dildos up my ass. <br /><br />Edited (Again) I also have covid and have to stay in the house for another 4 more weeks because i was re-tested this week and it still says i have high readings of covid.", "user": "theboi2" }, { "id": "1252097", "time": "1669082407", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/theboi2\">Theboi2</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">I'm horny and i'm gay. What should i do if i'm locked at home?</div></div>Like locked in a basement? I would suggest calling someone for help. Gay and horny or not.<br /><br />If you\u2019re just locked inside but free to roam the whole house then you could easily undo the locks so you can go outside. <br />Call a locksmith if it comes down to it though.<br /><br /><br />Edit: If you get desperate, try breaking the window on one of the doors to get out. Id suggest breaking a window before breaking the whole door down because that\u2019s, in my experience, harder to repair. If it\u2019s late at night and no one can help, the police could help you out. And of course, if you\u2019re trapped and held against your will, skip all that and just call the police.", "user": "antimonypentafluoride" }, { "id": "1252774", "time": "1669472796", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/antimonypentafluoride\">antimony pentafluoride</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\"><div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/theboi2\">Theboi2</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">I'm horny and i'm gay. What should i do if i'm locked at home?</div></div>Like locked in a basement? I would suggest calling someone for help. Gay and horny or not.<br /><br />If you\u2019re just locked inside but free to roam the whole house then you could easily undo the locks so you can go outside. <br />Call a locksmith if it comes down to it though.<br /><br /><br />Edit: If you get desperate, try breaking the window on one of the doors to get out. Id suggest breaking a window before breaking the whole door down because that\u2019s, in my experience, harder to repair. If it\u2019s late at night and no one can help, the police could help you out. And of course, if you\u2019re trapped and held against your will, skip all that and just call the police.</div></div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Lol", "user": "thereisnoeleven" }, { "id": "1252979", "time": "1669690193", "html": "Two?", "user": "sunshinedust" }, { "id": "1252982", "time": "1669691539", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/theboi2\">Theboi2</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">What should i do if i'm locked at home?</div></div>I'd call for help but that's just me.<br /><br />This is a very funny and original first post. Top quality humor, welcome to the forum.", "user": "caveat" }, { "id": "1253017", "time": "1669743530", "html": "Why resist doing it is all I'm wondering. If you want to put stuff in your ass, go for it.", "user": "thereisnoeleven" }, { "id": "1253030", "time": "1669749960", "html": "I'm not gay or horny currently but I am locked in my house. Can anyone send me the lock combo asap?<br /><br />I need food", "user": "creeperreaperx" }, { "id": "1253197", "time": "1669773553", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/sunshinedust\">SunshineDust</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Two?</div></div>Yeah that\u2019s kind of a lot. Don\u2019t tear your butthole open, OP.<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/creeperreaperx\">CreeperReaperX</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">I'm not gay or horny currently but I am locked in my house. Can anyone send me the lock combo asap?<br /><br />I need food</div></div>Just break a window, it works better.", "user": "antimonypentafluoride" }, { "id": "1253283", "time": "1669844335", "html": "Nah. If you want to tear your b hole have at it. I don't kink shame. I've known a few folks whose top kink was getting stretched.", "user": "thereisnoeleven" }, { "id": "1255231", "time": "1670610551", "html": "hi", "user": "aknipgd" }, { "id": "1256669", "time": "1671268335", "html": "hi, im extremely gay & not really horny b i do miss my partner", "user": "0blivion" }, { "id": "1258389", "time": "1672631847", "html": "me, being gay and slightly horny rn:<br /><br />i miss my partner, i haven't seen them for weeks at this point", "user": "chotano" }, { "id": "1259000", "time": "1672868987", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/chotano\">\u3061\u3087\u305f\u306e_chotano</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">me, being gay and slightly horny rn:<br /><br />i miss my partner, i haven't seen them for weeks at this point</div></div><br />me too, me too", "user": "0blivion" }, { "id": "1259069", "time": "1672877961", "html": "im not horny or gay what do i do!!!!!!!!", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1259087", "time": "1672879071", "html": "you just exist & slay", "user": "0blivion" }, { "id": "1259114", "time": "1672891730", "html": "but what if i dont exist and i only slaughter", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1259115", "time": "1672891809", "html": "thats also slay", "user": "0blivion" } ], "users": { "theboi2": { "name": "Theboi2", "key": "theboi2", "url": "/users/theboi2", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/38530.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1" }, "antimonypentafluoride": { "name": "antimony pentafluoride", "key": "antimonypentafluoride", "url": "/users/antimonypentafluoride", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/31054.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4834" }, "thereisnoeleven": { "name": "There is no eleven!!!", "key": "thereisnoeleven", "url": "/users/thereisnoeleven", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/34155.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "572" }, "sunshinedust": { "name": "SunshineDust", "key": "sunshinedust", "url": "/users/sunshinedust", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/8837.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4350" }, "caveat": { "name": "caveat", "key": "caveat", "url": "/users/caveat", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/39364.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3224" }, "creeperreaperx": { "name": "CreeperReaperX", "key": "creeperreaperx", "url": "/users/creeperreaperx", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/42271.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1411" }, "aknipgd": { "name": "AknipGD", "key": "aknipgd", "url": "/users/aknipgd", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/38197.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "255" }, "0blivion": { "name": "0blivion", "key": "0blivion", "url": "/users/0blivion", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/42283.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1669" }, "chotano": { "name": "\u3061\u3087\u305f\u306e_chotano", "key": "chotano", "url": "/users/chotano", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/35787.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4294" }, "bug": { "name": "bug", "key": "bug", "url": "/users/bug", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/42619.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "7042" } }, "page_num": 1, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 1 }

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