Two Cans & String

{ "thread_id": "12109", "posts": [ { "id": "1263199", "time": "1674664010", "html": "CRUSH THEM. UNDER THE WEIGHT OF YOUR OWN WORDS.<br /><br />maybe this is a bad idea but i hate relationships and love and things of that nature so if you do too then you can complain about it here. or complain about a crush that has done you wrong. crush your crush its very simple.", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1263202", "time": "1674664212", "html": "As a hopeless romantic I have no business actively participating here but if anyone just got rejected I suppose this is a nice place to be really mean and evil about it.", "user": "hoylecake" }, { "id": "1263203", "time": "1674664273", "html": "just because youre a hopeless romantic doesnt mean you cant hate romance", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1263204", "time": "1674664364", "html": "I can hate it temporarily but I sure as hell will be coming back to it like nothing ever happened. I, personally, just got rejected. Was a tad bit envious for like, a few minutes, but I got over it. I still think the guy's cute. My love for him might falter over time, though.", "user": "hoylecake" }, { "id": "1263206", "time": "1674664641", "html": "well you couldve complained about that when it initially happened<br />i will think of things to be angry over for now", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1263207", "time": "1674664692", "html": "I am sorry bug. Please forgive me. When it initially happened, this thread didn't <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">exist</span> though!!!", "user": "hoylecake" }, { "id": "1263208", "time": "1674664904", "html": "i know but now it does and now you can live<br />i haven't had a crush in a very long time but there are plenty of other things to complain about", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1263210", "time": "1674665079", "html": "I'm going to complain about this: LITERALLY NOBODY AT THIS SCHOOL IS SOMEONE I AM ATTRACTED TO AND SOMEONE WHO LIKES ME BACK AND WHO IS GAY, I HAVE YET TO TEST THAT THEORY BECAUSE THIS SCHOOOOOOL IS FULLA HOMOPHOOOOOOOBESSSSS, AND I DON'T WANT TO INTERACT WITH THEM. SO I'M WAITING.", "user": "hoylecake" }, { "id": "1263219", "time": "1674666718", "html": "what's this now?", "user": "wlicky" }, { "id": "1263220", "time": "1674666777", "html": "CRUSH YOUR CRUSH! and other things of that nature", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1263223", "time": "1674667685", "html": "i love watching people get crushed under the weight of their own sins", "user": "stripes" }, { "id": "1263228", "time": "1674668464", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/stripes\">stripes</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">i love watching people get crushed under the weight of their own sins</div></div><br /><br />It's better than daytime television", "user": "creeperreaperx" }, { "id": "1263233", "time": "1674670626", "html": "Creeper. Take back what you just did. Now. Edit it. Remove that. IMMEDIATELY.", "user": "hoylecake" }, { "id": "1263237", "time": "1674670952", "html": "but is he wrong?", "user": "poikichoi" }, { "id": "1263244", "time": "1674672546", "html": "Nope.", "user": "broncoboy18" }, { "id": "1263255", "time": "1674675496", "html": "Daytime television kinda sucks", "user": "caveat" }, { "id": "1263256", "time": "1674675898", "html": "It's not his opinion that angered me, it's the fact that he quoted the post immediately preceding his. Again.", "user": "hoylecake" }, { "id": "1263285", "time": "1674684944", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/stripes\">stripes</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">i love watching people get crushed under the weight of their own sins</div></div><br />so true stripes", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1263383", "time": "1674704302", "html": "yay topic for the thread<br />i think i am being flirted with and it is making me uneasy", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1263387", "time": "1674705658", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/bug\">bug</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">i think i am being flirted with and it is making me uneasy</div></div><br /><br />What makes you uneasy about it? Is it the person? How they're hitting on you? Or does it just not sit right with you for other reasons?", "user": "chotano" }, { "id": "1263397", "time": "1674706774", "html": "well i dont even know how to tell if it is and if it is flirting i dont know. what to do. and i am just uncomfortable with it because we all know what flirting leads to", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1263409", "time": "1674711500", "html": "Dancin", "user": "thereisnoeleven" }, { "id": "1263413", "time": "1674711621", "html": "exactly and i dont know how to dance", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1263500", "time": "1674769552", "html": "AAAAAAAAAAA < me screaming because when you stomp someones face in you normally scream", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1263527", "time": "1674776392", "html": "In ecstasy", "user": "thereisnoeleven" } ], "users": { "bug": { "name": "bug", "key": "bug", "url": "/users/bug", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/42619.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "7044" }, "hoylecake": { "name": "hoylecake", "key": "hoylecake", "url": "/users/hoylecake", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/42626.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "6459" }, "wlicky": { "name": "W_Licky", "key": "wlicky", "url": "/users/wlicky", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/41631.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "11222" }, "stripes": { "name": "stripes", "key": "stripes", "url": "/users/stripes", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/41687.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3378" }, "creeperreaperx": { "name": "CreeperReaperX", "key": "creeperreaperx", "url": "/users/creeperreaperx", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/42271.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1412" }, "poikichoi": { "name": "PoikiChoi", "key": "poikichoi", "url": "/users/poikichoi", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/42699.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4848" }, "broncoboy18": { "name": "BroncoBoy18", "key": "broncoboy18", "url": "/users/broncoboy18", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/21075.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "10469" }, "caveat": { "name": "caveat", "key": "caveat", "url": "/users/caveat", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/39364.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3224" }, "chotano": { "name": "\u3061\u3087\u305f\u306e_chotano", "key": "chotano", "url": "/users/chotano", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/35787.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4294" }, "thereisnoeleven": { "name": "There is no eleven!!!", "key": "thereisnoeleven", "url": "/users/thereisnoeleven", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/34155.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "572" } }, "page_num": 1, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 4 }

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