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Here you go.
  
The first post and it's already derailed.
  
Nice legs, when do they open?
  
  • Let's play pearl harbor, so you can blow me.
  • I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me.
  • Does this smell like chloroform to you?
  • If I told you that you have a nice body, would you hold it against me? *wink wink*

You beat me to the teddy bear one while I was editing.
  
I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
  
Your smile is like the spell 'expelliramus'--simple, but disarming.
If you were a Dementor, I'd be a Death Eater for your kiss.
You, in fact, ARE the droid I'm looking for. ;)
I ain't a hipster, but I can make your hips stir. ;)
Are you ionic? There's always a charge when you're around. ;)
Is this the Matrix? 'Cause I think you're the one. ;)
Your use of correct punctuation turns me on. ;)
I would date you so hard, then try to marry the shit out of you. ;)
Baby, if they made you in Java, you’d be the object of my desire. ;)
If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm? ;)
I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves. ;)
Even at absolute zero, you still move me. ;)
Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF. All my base are belong to you. ;)
You're more charming that Flitwick. ;)
  
Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

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Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because you've got nice tits.
  
I'm guessing you're negatively charged. because I'm positively attracted to you. -_^
  
Come on.
  
"Are you a thief? Because you just stole my heart. Don't get me wrong, I have no problem with that whatsoever - it's just that I happen to have a cooler full of ice back at my place that would probably work a bit better than that plastic bag."
  
This makes me laugh.
  
You have beautiful eyes, wanna fuck?
  
Nice Dress, you know. It'd look better in a pile on my floor.
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
Are those space pants? Because that ass is out of this world.
You know, that outfit would look really great off you.
  
Hello, Titties.
  
On a related note. I do enjoy them. Saying hello to them is rather enjoyable.
  
One of my favourites.
  
Do you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

I've got the ship, you've got the harbor. Mind if we tie up for the night?
  
Is heaven missing an angel because you have nice cans. ;]
Do you have a map because were lost in BONE TOWN!
Is this seat taken? *grab's ass*
  
You must be a studying to be a nurse, you have the most caring eyes I've ever seen.
  
Well that was sickeningly cute...

Are you a door? (Why?) Because I'd love to slam you.
  
Oh that one I've used with success. ^^
  
Baby, I wanna treat you like my Trig homework... take you home, slam you on my desk, and do you all night long.
  
^ I have a feeling if you treat me like your homework, you'll put me off until it's too late to think, and if you absolutely have to, you'll make it quick in the morning.
  
...Yeah, but I'd still get all the answers right?

I'd hate to lose you in my binder, though; I'd much rather get lost between the sheets with you.
See what I did there? And now we're back on topic!
  
I have a boner, wanna do it?
  
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