Two Cans & String

{ "thread_id": "6545", "posts": [ { "id": "608489", "time": "1358912427", "html": "Influenced by, but not in response to the "Let's talk about my feelings" thread,<br />\nwhat kind of a romantic, or lack thereof, relationship are you in right now?<br />\nWhat do you like about it? What don't you like? What do you think about the two of you?", "user": "intangiblealias" }, { "id": "608490", "time": "1358912530", "html": "Well... I started the thread about my feelings. So errybody already knows all about me.", "user": "k" }, { "id": "608491", "time": "1358912631", "html": "I'm in a very complicated relationship. We love each other very much, but he likes to pretend he doesn't know I exist. <br />\nPlus, he's a famous movie star, so he has to keep up appearances. We have an open relationship with another famous movie star.", "user": "nips" }, { "id": "608492", "time": "1358912764", "html": "And we wish you the best of luck with your relationship, job, mind, and life. <3", "user": "intangiblealias" }, { "id": "608494", "time": "1358912769", "html": "Nips, does he pretend you don't exist on purpose, or is that just a quirk?<br />\nThat doesn't sound very nice...", "user": "intangiblealias" }, { "id": "608496", "time": "1358913067", "html": "Yes, because of his managers. If he wasn't so world-famous at the moment, he would come clean. I'm okay with the situation, though.", "user": "nips" }, { "id": "608498", "time": "1358913270", "html": "She only actually wants his ass. And since she has that, it's all good.", "user": "meowmix6" }, { "id": "608500", "time": "1358913340", "html": "We're in a stable, happy relationship that if he ever tries to leave, I will...edited because reasons", "user": "nips" }, { "id": "608590", "time": "1358955047", "html": "I've been in my relationship over three years now.<br />\nThe Good<br />\n He is kind, loving, and sweet. He genuinely has a good heart. He loves me and thinks I'm sexy. He ALWAYS wants to have sex. He usually gives me orgasms when we have sex, which is a big plus for me and He's faithful. We've pretty much lived together since we officially started dating and he still isn't tired of me. He draws me pictures. He is kind to my son. He helps me take care of Timothy and will cook on occasion. Oh, and he's a tinker, he fixes EVERYTHING from computers, TVS and cars, to toasters, flooring and light fixtures. <br />\n<br />\nThe bad<br />\nHe isn't much for conversation, which is hard for me because I like talking. Especially when we're in an argument or talking about something serious. Which is rare, but all he'll do is apologize and it's like it goes in one ear and right out the other. I shut up and he goes about his business doing what ever he wants. <br />\nWhen he drinks, he is the most terrible person I know. But it was rare for him to drink in the first place and now he doesn't at all because he knows he goes all Loki on the world.", "user": "sunshinedust" }, { "id": "609861", "time": "1359119553", "html": "In a relationship and pretty damn smitten. Our personalities are a bit of a yin and yang situation, but not to the point of breaking. Just slight zenitude. It's hard to put into words just how happy he makes me. <span style=\"color:#f7f9fb;\">The distance is a bit crippling though. I struggle with it every day. I would do anything to be able to push up his glasses when they fall down and hug him when he's feeling stressed.</span>", "user": "tigerlivie" }, { "id": "610076", "time": "1359156902", "html": "Aw, tiger, that is too cute.", "user": "waterphoenix" }, { "id": "610127", "time": "1359162314", "html": "What about you? Surely there's something to report.", "user": "tigerlivie" }, { "id": "610132", "time": "1359162885", "html": "All is quiet on the western front.", "user": "waterphoenix" }, { "id": "610187", "time": "1359167322", "html": "I am almost too embarrassed to say that I'm in almost exactly the same <a href=\"http://twocansandstring.com/forum/lurrrv/6166/\">situation</a> I was in 80 days ago. Doubt, fear, and the distractions and obligations of daily life have paralyzed me. Hopefully, the paralysis ends this week.", "user": "ohdryenigma" }, { "id": "610200", "time": "1359167993", "html": "Try walking up to the girl and say, "Hey, I think you're pretty and I like you." If she shifts awkwardly and grows negatively uncomfortable, then she doesn't like you back. This will save weeks and months of mental agony getting closure.", "user": "waterphoenix" }, { "id": "610201", "time": "1359168148", "html": "*demonstration* Hey, Enigma! I think you're pretty and I like you!", "user": "ariahmay" }, { "id": "610204", "time": "1359168628", "html": "*shifts awkwardly* :P<br />\n<br />\nNo, but next time we have lunch together, I'm just going to ask her out, as Antagonist recommended months ago. And then there shall be closure.", "user": "ohdryenigma" }, { "id": "610222", "time": "1359169546", "html": "Here is some <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlo0cQKEHWM\">momentary encouragement</a> before the inevitable let down.", "user": "waterphoenix" }, { "id": "610228", "time": "1359170013", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/waterphoenix/\">Water Phoenix</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Try walking up to the girl and say, "Hey, I think you're pretty and I like you." If she shifts awkwardly and grows negatively uncomfortable, then she doesn't like you back. This will save weeks and months of mental agony getting closure.</div></div><br />\nOh? I think I'd only be able to blurt out "I like your face." or something similar.", "user": "carpediem" }, { "id": "610230", "time": "1359170453", "html": "Honestly, getting repeatedly rejected in high school was the best thing that ever happened to me, having exhausted my short list of "people I'd be interested in if they were interested in me" I was able to focus on more important things than stressing about "What if" like achieving max level in my mmorpg, reading books, and spending "quality time" with myself.", "user": "waterphoenix" }, { "id": "610430", "time": "1359211229", "html": "I'm a firm believer in the "The best things in life are a product of friction and your right hand." theory.", "user": "tigerlivie" }, { "id": "610558", "time": "1359230940", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/ohdryenigma/\">Oh Dry Enigma</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">*shifts awkwardly* :P</div></div><br />\n <br />\nI completely got the wrong meaning from that. To shift means to make out with someone in Ireland :P", "user": "bealtaine" }, { "id": "610572", "time": "1359232970", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/carpediem/\">Carpe Diem</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Oh? I think I'd only be able to blurt out "I like your face." or something similar.</div></div><br />\n<img src=\"/uploads/files/Thumbnail.jpg\" alt=\"Thumbnail.jpeg\" />", "user": "amissaanima" }, { "id": "610580", "time": "1359234535", "html": "That's not a flirting pair, that's an annoyingly cute couple.", "user": "waterphoenix" }, { "id": "610587", "time": "1359235087", "html": "Nah, people flirt like that. Some people like, you know, the whole touching thing.", "user": "nips" } ], "users": { "intangiblealias": { "name": "Intangiblealias", "key": "intangiblealias", "url": "/users/intangiblealias", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/11559.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "82" }, "k": { "name": "K", "key": "k", "url": "/users/k", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/1314.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "5450" }, "nips": { "name": "Nips", "key": "nips", "url": "/users/nips", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "14713" }, "meowmix6": { "name": "Meowmix6", "key": "meowmix6", "url": "/users/meowmix6", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/1504.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "9740" }, "sunshinedust": { "name": "SunshineDust", "key": "sunshinedust", "url": "/users/sunshinedust", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/8837.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4350" }, "tigerlivie": { "name": "tigerlivie", "key": "tigerlivie", "url": "/users/tigerlivie", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "522" }, "waterphoenix": { "name": "Water Phoenix", "key": "waterphoenix", "url": "/users/waterphoenix", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/17022.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "9369" }, "ohdryenigma": { "name": "Oh Dry Enigma", "key": "ohdryenigma", "url": "/users/ohdryenigma", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/5528.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "14" }, "ariahmay": { "name": "AriahMay", "key": "ariahmay", "url": "/users/ariahmay", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2756" }, "carpediem": { "name": "Carpe Diem", "key": "carpediem", "url": "/users/carpediem", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "5390" }, "bealtaine": { "name": "Bealtaine", "key": "bealtaine", "url": "/users/bealtaine", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1712" }, "amissaanima": { "name": "amissa anima", "key": "amissaanima", "url": "/users/amissaanima", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/3226.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3857" } }, "page_num": 1, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 103 }

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