Two Cans & String

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For example, 3 octopese would be 24 legs, so that's an 'Icosatesserapus'. Two octopese eating a one-legged diver would be a 'Heptadecipus'.", "user": "privateinspectorkidd" }, { "id": "1030477", "time": "1566754732", "html": "The average woman eats a pound of lipstick by the time she reaches the age of 5.<br /><br /><br />lmao", "user": "hellowhatisthis" }, { "id": "1030500", "time": "1566765118", "html": "Yes, it's called 'Brussels sprouts', not 'Brussel sprouts'.<br /><br />(Nice addition to the site, I'd say.)", "user": "titanlord237" }, { "id": "1030506", "time": "1566769334", "html": "A group of lemurs is called a conspiracy.", "user": "ecr674" }, { "id": "1030512", "time": "1566770538", "html": "A pilgrim hat is actually called a "capotain".<br /><br />Moved this to Status Update Threads.", "user": "hydrogen777" }, { "id": "1030531", "time": "1566784085", "html": "@Hydrogen777, thanks!<br />"The Earth is the largest planet in the world."", "user": "titanlord237" }, { "id": "1030532", "time": "1566784237", "html": "\u201cOuter space is like, really, really big.\u201d<br />As of current.", "user": "wyyca21" }, { "id": "1030538", "time": "1566784922", "html": ""A single strand of spaghetti is called a spaghetto."", "user": "titanlord237" }, { "id": "1030546", "time": "1566792896", "html": "True of a lot of Italian words: The plural of Cappuccino is Cappuccini, but saying that to a barista makes you look like a dick.", "user": "grayseff" }, { "id": "1030556", "time": "1566801663", "html": "Sliced bread was invented in 1928.", "user": "hellowhatisthis" }, { "id": "1030557", "time": "1566802876", "html": "Product will be hot after heating.", "user": "mathmaniac125" }, { "id": "1030585", "time": "1566824741", "html": "'Cats' is the longest word that can be typed with the left hand on a standard US keyboard.<br /><br />Trees<br /><br /><div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/ariadova\">aria.dova</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">It takes 3 muscles to smile, but 45,880 muscles to frown. </div></div><br /><br />How hard are you frowning?", "user": "garfieldmeitsgarfield" }, { "id": "1030590", "time": "1566825031", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/garfieldmeitsgarfield\">Garfield.Me.It'sGarfield</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">'Cats' is the longest word that can be typed with the left hand on a standard US keyboard.<br /><br />Trees</div></div><br /><br />Devastated", "user": "diav" }, { "id": "1030592", "time": "1566825041", "html": "The Earth is the largest planet in the world.<br /><br />@garfield<br />Creeds is longer", "user": "poodonkus913" }, { "id": "1030594", "time": "1566825212", "html": "There are many. See my previous post for my best shot.", "user": "diav" }, { "id": "1030611", "time": "1566828226", "html": "If you mix Diet Coke and Coke Zero and shake it, it will cause an explosion. Actually, any soda will do this.<br /><br />@DIAV You actually ninja'd me<br /><br />Cataract", "user": "poodonkus913" }, { "id": "1030615", "time": "1566830088", "html": "And hence cataracts. Nice. Is cataracted valid?<br /><br />And I give you : stewardesses for 12.", "user": "diav" }, { "id": "1030622", "time": "1566831974", "html": "'Comic Sans' is Latin. It means 'Not funny'.", "user": "alfanewmerik" }, { "id": "1030633", "time": "1566835406", "html": ""A group of ferrets is called a business."", "user": "titanlord237" }, { "id": "1030766", "time": "1566918626", "html": "b o t t o m<br />t e x t", "user": "eric616" }, { "id": "1030807", "time": "1566930133", "html": "Idaho is not a real state. It was mentioned in a newspaper article for April Fool's Day in 1890 as a new state, but the idea just lingered around.<br /><br />Huh, the longest one I\u2019ve seen so far", "user": "azerty" } ], "users": { "titanlord237": { "name": "Titanlord237", "key": "titanlord237", "url": "/users/titanlord237", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/33523.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "9134" }, "hellowhatisthis": { "name": "hellowhatisthis", "key": "hellowhatisthis", "url": "/users/hellowhatisthis", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/14262.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "268" }, "ariadova": { "name": "aria.dova", "key": "ariadova", "url": "/users/ariadova", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/13040.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3" }, "privateinspectorkidd": { "name": "privateinspectorkidd", "key": "privateinspectorkidd", "url": "/users/privateinspectorkidd", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/33363.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1295" }, "ecr674": { "name": "ecr674", "key": "ecr674", "url": "/users/ecr674", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/13847.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3112" }, "hydrogen777": { "name": "Hydrogen777", "key": "hydrogen777", "url": "/users/hydrogen777", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/11933.png", "rankClass": "admin", "rankText": "Admin", "posts": "7562" }, "wyyca21": { "name": "Wyyca21", "key": "wyyca21", "url": "/users/wyyca21", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/30993.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "9932" }, "grayseff": { "name": "Grayseff", "key": "grayseff", "url": "/users/grayseff", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/4762.png", "rankClass": "admin", "rankText": "Admin", "posts": "-999995258" }, "mathmaniac125": { "name": "Mathmaniac125", "key": "mathmaniac125", "url": "/users/mathmaniac125", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/38832.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4317" }, "garfieldmeitsgarfield": { "name": "Garfield.Me.It'sGarfield", "key": "garfieldmeitsgarfield", "url": "/users/garfieldmeitsgarfield", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/12663.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "998" }, "diav": { "name": "DIAV", "key": "diav", "url": "/users/diav", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/15553.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "15894" }, "poodonkus913": { "name": "Poodonkus913", "key": "poodonkus913", "url": "/users/poodonkus913", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/35586.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2780" }, "alfanewmerik": { "name": "alfanewmerik", "key": "alfanewmerik", "url": "/users/alfanewmerik", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/35547.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4337" }, "eric616": { "name": "Eric-616", "key": "eric616", "url": "/users/eric616", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/7815.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3125" }, "azerty": { "name": "azerty", "key": "azerty", "url": "/users/azerty", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/11803.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2153" } }, "page_num": 1, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 3 }

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