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Let's try and see how many of those little text nuggets there are!
Copy and paste what you have below!
"If you put 100 monkeys in a room with typewriters and an infinite supply of food, you will have a room filled with typewriters, poop, and dead monkeys."
  
"Coconuts are mammals because they have hair and produce milk."
  
There are more stars in our galaxy than atoms in the universe.
  
It takes 3 muscles to smile, but 45,880 muscles to frown.

(I love these!)
  
The plural form of 'octopus' is formed by totalling the number of legs in the overall group, convert that into a numeric Greek prefix and add 'pus'. For example, 3 octopese would be 24 legs, so that's an 'Icosatesserapus'. Two octopese eating a one-legged diver would be a 'Heptadecipus'.
  
The average woman eats a pound of lipstick by the time she reaches the age of 5.


lmao
  
Yes, it's called 'Brussels sprouts', not 'Brussel sprouts'.

(Nice addition to the site, I'd say.)
  
A group of lemurs is called a conspiracy.
  
A pilgrim hat is actually called a "capotain".

Moved this to Status Update Threads.
  
@Hydrogen777, thanks!
"The Earth is the largest planet in the world."
  
“Outer space is like, really, really big.”
As of current.
  
"A single strand of spaghetti is called a spaghetto."
  
True of a lot of Italian words: The plural of Cappuccino is Cappuccini, but saying that to a barista makes you look like a dick.
  
Sliced bread was invented in 1928.
  
Product will be hot after heating.
  
'Cats' is the longest word that can be typed with the left hand on a standard US keyboard.

Trees

aria.dova said:
It takes 3 muscles to smile, but 45,880 muscles to frown.


How hard are you frowning?
  
'Cats' is the longest word that can be typed with the left hand on a standard US keyboard.

Trees


Devastated
  
The Earth is the largest planet in the world.

@garfield
Creeds is longer
  
There are many. See my previous post for my best shot.
  
If you mix Diet Coke and Coke Zero and shake it, it will cause an explosion. Actually, any soda will do this.

@DIAV You actually ninja'd me

Cataract
  
And hence cataracts. Nice. Is cataracted valid?

And I give you : stewardesses for 12.
  
'Comic Sans' is Latin. It means 'Not funny'.
  
"A group of ferrets is called a business."
  
b o t t o m
t e x t
  
Idaho is not a real state. It was mentioned in a newspaper article for April Fool's Day in 1890 as a new state, but the idea just lingered around.

Huh, the longest one I’ve seen so far
  
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