Two Cans & String

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Actually, any soda will do this.\u201d", "user": "wyyca21" }, { "id": "1039349", "time": "1570505163", "html": "<span style=\"font-weight:bold;\"></span>", "user": "wyyca21" }, { "id": "1039586", "time": "1570664638", "html": ""Giraffes have the 2nd longest necks in the animal kingdom."", "user": "titanlord237" }, { "id": "1039587", "time": "1570664656", "html": ""The plural form of 'octopus' is formed by totalling the number of legs in the overall group, convert that into a numeric Greek prefix and add 'pus'. For example, 3 octopese would be 24 legs, so that's an 'Icosatesserapus'. Two octopese eating a one-legged diver would be a 'Heptadecipus'."", "user": "titanlord237" }, { "id": "1040011", "time": "1570834990", "html": "I'm pretty sure Russia is actually the largest island in the world", "user": "supper" }, { "id": "1040022", "time": "1570843557", "html": "<span style=\"color:#ffffff;\">[REDACTED]</span>", "user": "privateinspectorkidd" }, { "id": "1040237", "time": "1571000371", "html": "A group of lemurs is called a conspiracy.<br />The plural form of octopus is octopuses.<br />Ive only ever gotten these three. And I get them alot.<br />Edit: Never mind!<br />If you took everyone in the world and lined them up in one single-file line, you'd have some sort of humanitarian crisis.<br />'Cats' is the longest word that can be typed with the left hand on a standard US keyboard.<br />The Earth is the largest planet in the world.", "user": "purplelover" }, { "id": "1040247", "time": "1571016870", "html": "Product will be hot after heating.", "user": "chotano" }, { "id": "1042000", "time": "1571874444", "html": ""The average woman eats a pound of lipstick by the time she reaches the age of 5."", "user": "titanlord237" }, { "id": "1042306", "time": "1571963138", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/diav\">DIAV</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\"><div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/garfieldmeitsgarfield\">Garfield.Me.It'sGarfield</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">'Cats' is the longest word that can be typed with the left hand on a standard US keyboard.<br /><br />Trees</div></div><br />Devastated</div></div><br /><br />Treats<br />Edit: sweaterdresses<br /><br />Also \u201cFollowing the Twitter account helps us out. I don't know in what way, though. But I sure bet it does.\u201d<br /><br /><span style=\"text-decoration:line-through;\">Edit 2: Dibs on Supper\u2019s soul</span>", "user": "vampireflutist" }, { "id": "1042899", "time": "1572229928", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/vampireflutist\">#vampireflutist</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\"><div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/diav\">DIAV</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\"><div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/garfieldmeitsgarfield\">Garfield.Me.It'sGarfield</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">'Cats' is the longest word that can be typed with the left hand on a standard US keyboard.<br /><br />Trees</div></div><br />Devastated</div></div><br /><br />Treats<br />Edit: sweaterdresses<br /><br />Also \u201cFollowing the Twitter account helps us out. I don't know in what way, though. But I sure bet it does.\u201d<br /><br /><span style=\"text-decoration:line-through;\">Edit 2: Dibs on Supper\u2019s soul</span></div></div><br />Stewardesses* <br />sweaterdresses is not a word", "user": "alfanewmerik" }, { "id": "1043953", "time": "1572413461", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/alfanewmerik\">alfanewmerik</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\"><br />Stewardesses* <br />sweaterdresses is not a word</div></div><br /><br /><a href=\"https://www.yourdictionary.com/sweaterdresses\">Yes it is</a>", "user": "vampireflutist" }, { "id": "1133787", "time": "1619380994", "html": "Back when my account was a few weeks old, i spent an hour just refreshing the page to see all of them. I think I\u2019ve read all of them. Of course other than the [insert number here]% of all statistics are false.", "user": "wlicky" }, { "id": "1210110", "time": "1649792051", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/titanlord237\">Titanlord237</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">"01010010011001010110000101101100011011000111100100111111"<br /><br />(Can anyone translate that from binary?)<br /><br />Edit: It says "Really?"</div></div><br /><br />I saw that at the bottom and put it into google to see what it meant. The first link was to this page in the forums lol", "user": "datboi9726" }, { "id": "1227009", "time": "1655781523", "html": "Broccoli, cauliflower, brussels sprouts, pineapples, chipmunks, and collard greens are actually harvested from the same species of plant called 'Brassica oleracea'.<br /><br />69 days since last post<br /><br />Nice", "user": "titanlord230" } ], "users": { "alfanewmerik": { "name": "alfanewmerik", "key": "alfanewmerik", "url": "/users/alfanewmerik", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/35547.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4337" }, "titanlord237": { "name": "Titanlord237", "key": "titanlord237", "url": "/users/titanlord237", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/25014.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "9134" }, "wyyca21": { "name": "Wyyca21", "key": "wyyca21", "url": "/users/wyyca21", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/30993.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "9932" }, "sombodysalt": { "name": "sombodysalt", "key": "sombodysalt", "url": "/users/sombodysalt", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/13409.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "53" }, "supper": { "name": "supper", "key": "supper", "url": "/users/supper", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/21055.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2" }, "privateinspectorkidd": { "name": "privateinspectorkidd", "key": "privateinspectorkidd", "url": "/users/privateinspectorkidd", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/33363.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1295" }, "purplelover": { "name": "Purplelover", "key": "purplelover", "url": "/users/purplelover", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/38555.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "679" }, "chotano": { "name": "\u3061\u3087\u305f\u306e_chotano", "key": "chotano", "url": "/users/chotano", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/39086.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4114" }, "vampireflutist": { "name": "#vampireflutist", "key": "vampireflutist", "url": "/users/vampireflutist", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/32358.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1615" }, "wlicky": { "name": "W_Licky", "key": "wlicky", "url": "/users/wlicky", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/41631.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "10521" }, "datboi9726": { "name": "DatBoi9726", "key": "datboi9726", "url": "/users/datboi9726", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/21584.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3935" }, "titanlord230": { "name": "Titanlord230", "key": "titanlord230", "url": "/users/titanlord230", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/27604.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "440" } }, "page_num": 3, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 3 }

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