Super duper sorry if there's already a thread just like this, but some of us have some childhood cringe we'd like to share.
Here's a cringey story of mine:
Back when I was 9, I went to a Gamecon. I was playing Smash Bros. against some college student, as Kirby. Well, he kept resisting my "mouth" attack, as I called it. And you know what I said to him, at a volume that everyone could hear?
"Come in my mouth!"
363.758 days ago
Feb 6, 2022 - 4:16 AM
hahahahhahahahahahaha i remember you telling me that. hilarious
anyway when i was very young i accidentally said "cop porn" to my dad. i was mixing up the letters of popcorn out loud because he was making popcorn and that phrase kinda just slipped out
363.757 days ago
Feb 6, 2022 - 4:18 AM
363.232 days ago
Feb 6, 2022 - 4:54 PM
my whole childhood should just be here
363.227 days ago
Feb 6, 2022 - 5:00 PM
I was racing my little brother up a slide and said "I'm gonna beat you up" and then people at that park stayed away from me
362.941 days ago
Feb 6, 2022 - 11:52 PM
I considered myself a "brony" many years back. I regularly try to suppress that memory as much as I can (to no avail).
362.675 days ago
Feb 7, 2022 - 6:15 AM
I used to be in (or pretend to be in) a lot of fandoms when I was 7, because I was lonely and desperately wanted to be social for once; I was very bad at talking to people. Retrospectively, so many things come together and I really could have realized I have autism.
On top of that, I used to constantly invent fake personas; for a time, I was a 12-year old named Max, for another I was a 19-year old named Dominik. I hated who I was IRL. I'm just glad it's not like that now.
EDIT: Suppose the "wanting to be someone else" thing led to me realizing I'm non-binary.
362.401 days ago
Feb 7, 2022 - 12:50 PM
i went through the my little pony phase too, its ok you guys
362.294 days ago
Feb 7, 2022 - 3:24 PM
In terms of childhood, I refer to everything from at least a month ago as "part of my childhood" and regard it as ridiculously dumb and stupid. It's better than how I was years ago, though.
362.292 days ago
Feb 7, 2022 - 3:27 PM
i would like to refer to last month as my childhood but i'm not sure if that's accurate
362.291 days ago
Feb 7, 2022 - 3:28 PM
2016-2018 hoylecake is the worst thing the world has ever experienced. I am willing to go back in time to assassinate myself before I could become an obnoxious, loud, edgy object show fan. Um, I suppose it's better than 2019 hoylecake. Yes, I have been on Discord for that long. Half a decade now (5 years, 8 months).
362.289 days ago
Feb 7, 2022 - 3:32 PM
Oh, boy... I just feel worse for what I have done.
I did not just do cringe in my childhood.
I did crimes. Very bad crimes. And that, that is cringe too.
362.287 days ago
Feb 7, 2022 - 3:34 PM
362.287 days ago
Feb 7, 2022 - 3:35 PM
i guarantee you were not as bad as me from 2016 - 2018, I've been on discord since 2016 in like march or something because of deviantart
ninja'd but i guess this applies to acky too, depending on the crimes
362.286 days ago
Feb 7, 2022 - 3:35 PM
362.286 days ago
Feb 7, 2022 - 3:36 PM
In my younger and more vulnerable years, my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my head ever si
362.285 days ago
Feb 7, 2022 - 3:37 PM
362.285 days ago
Feb 7, 2022 - 3:38 PM
362.284 days ago
Feb 7, 2022 - 3:38 PM
But in real life, my father did give me some advice I've been turning over in my head ever since! Fun fact: I learned web development from watching my dad code webpages for hours on end. I think I was unaware he was working for scam companies that ripped off unsuspecting users. He still does, by the way. Only member of our family who has a sustainable profit.
362.283 days ago
Feb 7, 2022 - 3:40 PM
my father does that too minus the whole scamming thing haha very silly of your father
362.283 days ago
Feb 7, 2022 - 3:40 PM
Man, that's sad. I guess it's a living, though.
362.283 days ago
Feb 7, 2022 - 3:41 PM
Honestly I'm just glad I'll be doing something other than that. Making webpages and prototypes for clients sounds rewarding. Problem is, I still don't know much web development in the grand scheme of things, so what better thing to do now than learn C# and Unity's API?!
Oh, sorry, thought the C in the title of this thread meant "create useless ramblings." Anyways, ummmmmmmmmmmm, I still have my old YouTube videos from when I was a kid. Me growing up when digital stuff was just starting to take flight was both a blessing and a curse.
362.281 days ago
Feb 7, 2022 - 3:44 PM
362.279 days ago
Feb 7, 2022 - 3:45 PM
Not sure how to describe them.
362.279 days ago
Feb 7, 2022 - 3:46 PM
i used to make speedpaints and roblox rmv's
362.278 days ago
Feb 7, 2022 - 3:48 PM
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