Two Cans & String

{ "thread_id": "11671", "posts": [ { "id": "1193208", "time": "1644120981", "html": "Super duper sorry if there's already a thread just like this, but some of us have some childhood cringe we'd like to share.<br /><br />Here's a cringey story of mine:<br />Back when I was 9, I went to a Gamecon. I was playing Smash Bros. against some college student, as Kirby. Well, he kept resisting my "mouth" attack, as I called it. And you know what I said to him, at a volume that everyone could hear?<br />"Come in my mouth!"", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1193209", "time": "1644121104", "html": "hahahahhahahahahahaha i remember you telling me that. hilarious<br /><br />anyway when i was very young i accidentally said "cop porn" to my dad. i was mixing up the letters of popcorn out loud because he was making popcorn and that phrase kinda just slipped out", "user": "muckabluckisnotaduck" }, { "id": "1193238", "time": "1644166446", "html": "BYE", "user": "vta" }, { "id": "1193241", "time": "1644166849", "html": "my whole childhood should just be here", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1193260", "time": "1644191556", "html": "I was racing my little brother up a slide and said "I'm gonna beat you up" and then people at that park stayed away from me", "user": "creeperreaperx" }, { "id": "1193311", "time": "1644214553", "html": "I considered myself a "brony" many years back. I regularly try to suppress that memory as much as I can (to no avail).", "user": "hoylecake" }, { "id": "1193323", "time": "1644238234", "html": "I used to be in (or pretend to be in) a lot of fandoms when I was 7, because I was lonely and desperately wanted to be social for once; I was very bad at talking to people. Retrospectively, so many things come together and I really could have realized I have autism.<br /><br />On top of that, I used to constantly invent fake personas; for a time, I was a 12-year old named Max, for another I was a 19-year old named Dominik. I hated who I was IRL. I'm just glad it's not like that now.<br /><br />EDIT: Suppose the "wanting to be someone else" thing led to me realizing I'm non-binary.", "user": "poodonkus913" }, { "id": "1193373", "time": "1644247478", "html": "i went through the my little pony phase too, its ok you guys", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1193379", "time": "1644247649", "html": "In terms of childhood, I refer to everything from at least a month ago as "part of my childhood" and regard it as ridiculously dumb and stupid. It's better than how I was years ago, though.", "user": "hoylecake" }, { "id": "1193383", "time": "1644247715", "html": "i would like to refer to last month as my childhood but i'm not sure if that's accurate", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1193387", "time": "1644247946", "html": "2016-2018 hoylecake is the worst thing the world has ever experienced. I am willing to go back in time to assassinate myself before I could become an obnoxious, loud, edgy object show fan. Um, I suppose it's better than 2019 hoylecake. Yes, I have been on Discord for that long. Half a decade now (5 years, 8 months).", "user": "hoylecake" }, { "id": "1193391", "time": "1644248088", "html": "Oh, boy... I just feel worse for what I have done.<br /><br />I did not just do cringe in my childhood.<br /><br />I did <span style=\"font-style:italic;\"><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">crimes</span></span>. Very bad crimes. And that, that is cringe too.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1193392", "time": "1644248111", "html": "...wait, seriously?", "user": "hoylecake" }, { "id": "1193393", "time": "1644248138", "html": "i guarantee you were not as bad as me from 2016 - 2018, I've been on discord since 2016 in like march or something because of deviantart<br /><br />ninja'd but i guess this applies to acky too, depending on the crimes", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1193396", "time": "1644248175", "html": "No, I'm way worse.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1193399", "time": "1644248265", "html": "In my younger and more vulnerable years, my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my head ever si", "user": "hoylecake" }, { "id": "1193401", "time": "1644248300", "html": "Shhh, this is serious.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1193402", "time": "1644248303", "html": "gatsby", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1193407", "time": "1644248405", "html": "But in real life, my father <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">did</span> give me some advice I've been turning over in my head ever since! Fun fact: I learned web development from watching my dad code webpages for hours on end. I think I was unaware he was working for scam companies that ripped off unsuspecting users. He still does, by the way. Only member of our family who has a sustainable profit.", "user": "hoylecake" }, { "id": "1193408", "time": "1644248451", "html": "my father does that too minus the whole scamming thing haha very silly of your father", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1193409", "time": "1644248464", "html": "Man, that's sad. I guess it's a living, though.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1193412", "time": "1644248645", "html": "Honestly I'm just glad I'll be doing something other than that. Making webpages and prototypes for clients sounds rewarding. Problem is, I still don't know much web development in the grand scheme of things, so what better thing to do now than learn C# and Unity's API?!<br /><br />Oh, sorry, thought the C in the title of this thread meant "create useless ramblings." Anyways, ummmmmmmmmmmm, I still have my old YouTube videos from when I was a kid. Me growing up when digital stuff was just starting to take flight was both a blessing and a curse.", "user": "hoylecake" }, { "id": "1193414", "time": "1644248754", "html": "what kind of videos?", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1193416", "time": "1644248802", "html": "Not sure how to describe them.", "user": "hoylecake" }, { "id": "1193420", "time": "1644248897", "html": "i used to make speedpaints and roblox rmv's", "user": "bug" } ], "users": { "ackyyackyattack": { "name": "ackyyackyattack", "key": "ackyyackyattack", "url": "/users/ackyyackyattack", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/40044.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "12013" }, "muckabluckisnotaduck": { "name": "MuckaBluckisnotaDuck", "key": "muckabluckisnotaduck", "url": "/users/muckabluckisnotaduck", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/33142.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1251" }, "vta": { "name": "vta", "key": "vta", "url": "/users/vta", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/22363.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "57" }, "bug": { "name": "bug", "key": "bug", "url": "/users/bug", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/38601.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "5213" }, "creeperreaperx": { "name": "CreeperReaperX", "key": "creeperreaperx", "url": "/users/creeperreaperx", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/37118.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1057" }, "hoylecake": { "name": "hoylecake", "key": "hoylecake", "url": "/users/hoylecake", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/39469.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "5247" }, "poodonkus913": { "name": "Poodonkus913", "key": "poodonkus913", "url": "/users/poodonkus913", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/35586.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2780" } }, "page_num": 1, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 3 }

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