Two Cans & String

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Burgers made with duck meat.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1204696", "time": "1647705204", "html": "Horses trained to get to their destination without a carrier.<br /><br />A water bottle made exclusively for hiding toads.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1204697", "time": "1647705971", "html": "a twocans bot made to... uh. do bot stuff for twocans", "user": "muckabluckisnotaduck" }, { "id": "1204699", "time": "1647706934", "html": "Adjustable plate.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1204701", "time": "1647707191", "html": "an adjustable plate sounds like a good idea", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1204715", "time": "1647714922", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/muckabluckisnotaduck\">MuckaBluckisnotaDuck</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">a twocans bot made to... uh. do bot stuff for twocans</div></div><br />This has been done, so....", "user": "broncoboy18" }, { "id": "1204740", "time": "1647746742", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/ackyyackyattack\">ackyyackyattack</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Post random ideas that just happen to pop into your head.<br /><br />I will begin: Duck burgers. Burgers made with duck meat.</div></div><br />Peking duck in steamed buns is delicious.", "user": "wlicky" }, { "id": "1204743", "time": "1647755036", "html": "Indeed it is.", "user": "iateap0tat0" }, { "id": "1204850", "time": "1647825600", "html": "Fly swatter, but for people. People swatter. For people you do not like.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1204860", "time": "1647830069", "html": "So just a comically large fly swatter?", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1204867", "time": "1647834063", "html": "Yes. But, no bug swatting. That would cover it in bug guts, and that person would hate you after being hit with a gunky swatter.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1204878", "time": "1647861866", "html": "wouldnt they hate you for swatting them in the first place", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1205635", "time": "1648080397", "html": "Horse diapers.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1207690", "time": "1648908743", "html": "Unrefrigerator. It keeps your food hot and ready. The opposite of a refrigerator.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1207691", "time": "1648908819", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/ackyyackyattack\">ackyyackyattack</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Unrefrigerator. It keeps your food hot and ready. The opposite of a refrigerator.</div></div><br />Another name for that would be botulism machine.", "user": "titanlord237" }, { "id": "1207692", "time": "1648909005", "html": "Hi Titan!", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1207693", "time": "1648909216", "html": "Hello, acky.", "user": "titanlord237" }, { "id": "1208153", "time": "1649098749", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/ackyyackyattack\">ackyyackyattack</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Unrefrigerator. It keeps your food hot and ready. The opposite of a refrigerator.</div></div>So... just a food warmer? Like at the gas stations?", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1208156", "time": "1649099037", "html": "Oh, I forgot about those. Kinda, yeah.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1211442", "time": "1650402135", "html": "Dog energy drink. Made by dogs, for dogs, of dogs.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1211444", "time": "1650402175", "html": "i love it", "user": "titanlord237" }, { "id": "1215231", "time": "1651329506", "html": "Paint gloves. The fingers of the gloves have little paint brushes on them.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1215232", "time": "1651329629", "html": "yess", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1215233", "time": "1651329641", "html": "Finger painting is already a thing, acky.", "user": "titanlord237" }, { "id": "1215234", "time": "1651329661", "html": "No mess afterwards, though.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" } ], "users": { "ackyyackyattack": { "name": "ackyyackyattack", "key": "ackyyackyattack", "url": "/users/ackyyackyattack", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/40044.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "12013" }, "muckabluckisnotaduck": { "name": "MuckaBluckisnotaDuck", "key": "muckabluckisnotaduck", "url": "/users/muckabluckisnotaduck", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/33142.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1251" }, "noiwillnot": { "name": "noiwillnot", "key": "noiwillnot", "url": "/users/noiwillnot", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/19927.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4621" }, "broncoboy18": { "name": "BroncoBoy18", "key": "broncoboy18", "url": "/users/broncoboy18", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/21075.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "9850" }, "wlicky": { "name": "W_Licky", "key": "wlicky", "url": "/users/wlicky", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/39559.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "8824" }, "iateap0tat0": { "name": "Iateap0tat0", "key": "iateap0tat0", "url": "/users/iateap0tat0", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/19433.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1768" }, "ebag": { "name": "e-bag", "key": "ebag", "url": "/users/ebag", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/36979.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "10725" }, "titanlord237": { "name": "Titanlord237", "key": "titanlord237", "url": "/users/titanlord237", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/33523.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "9134" }, "bug": { "name": "bug", "key": "bug", "url": "/users/bug", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/38601.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "5213" } }, "page_num": 1, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 2 }

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