Post random ideas that just happen to pop into your head.
I will begin: Duck burgers. Burgers made with duck meat.
322.253 days ago
Mar 19, 2022 - 3:35 PM
Horses trained to get to their destination without a carrier.
A water bottle made exclusively for hiding toads.
322.241 days ago
Mar 19, 2022 - 3:53 PM
a twocans bot made to... uh. do bot stuff for twocans
322.232 days ago
Mar 19, 2022 - 4:06 PM
322.221 days ago
Mar 19, 2022 - 4:22 PM
an adjustable plate sounds like a good idea
322.218 days ago
Mar 19, 2022 - 4:26 PM
a twocans bot made to... uh. do bot stuff for twocans
This has been done, so....
322.129 days ago
Mar 19, 2022 - 6:35 PM
Post random ideas that just happen to pop into your head.
I will begin: Duck burgers. Burgers made with duck meat.
Peking duck in steamed buns is delicious.
321.76 days ago
Mar 20, 2022 - 3:25 AM
321.664 days ago
Mar 20, 2022 - 5:43 AM
Fly swatter, but for people. People swatter. For people you do not like.
320.848 days ago
Mar 21, 2022 - 1:20 AM
So just a comically large fly swatter?
320.796 days ago
Mar 21, 2022 - 2:34 AM
Yes. But, no bug swatting. That would cover it in bug guts, and that person would hate you after being hit with a gunky swatter.
320.75 days ago
Mar 21, 2022 - 3:41 AM
wouldnt they hate you for swatting them in the first place
320.428 days ago
Mar 21, 2022 - 11:24 AM
317.898 days ago
Mar 24, 2022 - 12:06 AM
Unrefrigerator. It keeps your food hot and ready. The opposite of a refrigerator.
308.311 days ago
Apr 2, 2022 - 2:12 PM
Unrefrigerator. It keeps your food hot and ready. The opposite of a refrigerator.
Another name for that would be botulism machine.
308.31 days ago
Apr 2, 2022 - 2:13 PM
308.308 days ago
Apr 2, 2022 - 2:16 PM
308.306 days ago
Apr 2, 2022 - 2:20 PM
Unrefrigerator. It keeps your food hot and ready. The opposite of a refrigerator.
So... just a food warmer? Like at the gas stations?
306.112 days ago
Apr 4, 2022 - 6:59 PM
Oh, I forgot about those. Kinda, yeah.
306.109 days ago
Apr 4, 2022 - 7:03 PM
Dog energy drink. Made by dogs, for dogs, of dogs.
291.027 days ago
Apr 19, 2022 - 9:02 PM
291.026 days ago
Apr 19, 2022 - 9:02 PM
Paint gloves. The fingers of the gloves have little paint brushes on them.
280.293 days ago
Apr 30, 2022 - 2:38 PM
280.292 days ago
Apr 30, 2022 - 2:40 PM
Finger painting is already a thing, acky.
280.291 days ago
Apr 30, 2022 - 2:40 PM
No mess afterwards, though.
280.291 days ago
Apr 30, 2022 - 2:41 PM
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