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{ "thread_id": "3215", "posts": [ { "id": "201383", "time": "1316663479", "html": "Ok, Who has an injury or illness whilst on this site? I currently have a headcold that won't go away.", "user": "talonhand94" }, { "id": "201428", "time": "1316669717", "html": "I got a paper cut tonight. Does that count?", "user": "soulgirlkc" }, { "id": "201439", "time": "1316673547", "html": "I hit my head open the other day and I've still got a headache from it.<br />\n<br />\nAlso my hand still has a lump that hurts from when I punched a wall over a (Gregorian) month ago.", "user": "captainliv" }, { "id": "201518", "time": "1316695715", "html": "I liked climbing trees when I was young. Golden rule seemed to be "upright towards the top, upside down towards the floor." So I hit my head more than I can remember, and that's probably related to that. But I'm fine now, longest time without cracking my head open is three years and counting :}", "user": "plutian" }, { "id": "201598", "time": "1316709663", "html": "A friend of mine cracked or chipped or fractured their hand yesterday at the Ploughing Championships. I am currently suffering from smushed toes as I couldn't find my runners today and just stuffed on an old pair that were too small.", "user": "2" }, { "id": "201643", "time": "1316715443", "html": "I got some glass in me from a piece of glass that got too heated and broke over me a while ago. I also have a small burn on my hand from said glass.", "user": "markymarc" }, { "id": "201814", "time": "1316741579", "html": "I'm really accident-prone. I inflict a lot of accidental injuries on myself (though usually minor). Today alone I managed to push a door that bounced off the doorstop and slammed into my torso, making a bruise, and knock a glass cake pan out of the dish rack and onto my foot, also making a bruise. My elbows bear the brunt of most of my injuries. I think all of this happens from an extreme level of clumsiness on my part, and a complete lack of ability to make accurate spacial judgments.", "user": "mg2328" }, { "id": "201974", "time": "1316762098", "html": "I fell off a chair again today, though only my dignity was hurt. Even that pain lessens, I fall off something like everyday.", "user": "captainliv" }, { "id": "202025", "time": "1316776723", "html": "The worse that's happened to me since I've joined this site is I picked up a knife the wrong way as I was going to wash it. Small nick on the inside of my hand.", "user": "ladygrinningstardust" }, { "id": "202276", "time": "1316815734", "html": "I have a skinned knee.", "user": "talonhand94" }, { "id": "202866", "time": "1316898397", "html": "Actually, I lost my virginity last night,outside, in the middle of a rainstorm, and its not an std. i just have a cold from being naked in the cold rain too long.", "user": "warger" }, { "id": "202911", "time": "1316904912", "html": "I have a relly bad cold that I can't seem to shake. I've had it for 3 days now, and it is starting to tick me off. I can normally get over colds in 1 day, tops.", "user": "iheartanyonebutyou" }, { "id": "202928", "time": "1316906069", "html": "Moved to Status Updates.", "user": "hydrogen777" }, { "id": "204417", "time": "1317029753", "html": "My arm is hypertensive and puffed up like a giant sausage. From pole.", "user": "larana" }, { "id": "212732", "time": "1318203595", "html": "Bruised arms and ligament tears in my knee from playing flag football the other day. But we won 34-12. :)", "user": "strangebird" }, { "id": "213475", "time": "1318301085", "html": "My throat feels sore, I think I may be getting sick. My back is also in pain", "user": "superjesus20" }, { "id": "213477", "time": "1318301260", "html": "Mm. I burnt my left hand. I accidentally poured boiling water on it when I was making tea.", "user": "kukolka" }, { "id": "213619", "time": "1318307987", "html": "I have insane blisters on my hands and a gnarly back from kango hammering concrete for two days straight.", "user": "hunterr" }, { "id": "213754", "time": "1318322664", "html": "I'm so lucky I don't feel pain. That's one of my many abnormalities. And I don't get bruises either, which is pretty convenient seeing how much I'd have if I did. I'd be so Black 'N' Blue that researchers would invent a whole new species to define me. Probably something plutian XD", "user": "plutian" }, { "id": "213777", "time": "1318324951", "html": "^ Do you have congenital insensitivity to pain with anhidrosis?", "user": "larana" }, { "id": "214085", "time": "1318372910", "html": "A couple years ago I fell while drunk. I dislocated my knee, tore all but 1/3 of the legiments in my leg, and severed the nerve that runs down my leg and controls my foot. I had to have surgery and have screws and cadavers in my leg. I was on crutches for 4 months and had to wear a knee brace for 6 to 8 months. Due to the nerve being severed I can no longer lift up my foot and toes, I can only push them down, and therefore I have to wear a foot brace for the rest of my life. Lame.", "user": "brightsmiles" }, { "id": "214093", "time": "1318373499", "html": "I cracked a rib playing soccer this summer, but I'm fine now! Except for some nasty cuts and scabs that I get every day from the dead grass and hard dirt", "user": "becausewhynot" }, { "id": "214097", "time": "1318374536", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/brightsmiles/\">brightsmiles</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">I had to have surgery and have screws and cadavers in my leg.</div></div><br />\nCadavers? o_o", "user": "fwip" }, { "id": "214104", "time": "1318374918", "html": "In her leg...", "user": "robertdoggodesq" }, { "id": "214106", "time": "1318375035", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/fwip/\">Fwip</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\"><div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/brightsmiles/\">brightsmiles</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">I had to have surgery and have screws and cadavers in my leg.</div></div><br />\nCadavers? o_o</div></div><br />\n<br />\nParts from dead people.. lol.<br />\n<br />\nAlso, I am a girl.", "user": "brightsmiles" } ], "users": { "talonhand94": { "name": "talonhand94", "key": "talonhand94", "url": "/users/talonhand94", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1158" }, "soulgirlkc": { "name": "soulgirlKC", "key": "soulgirlkc", "url": "/users/soulgirlkc", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/516.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1889" }, "captainliv": { "name": "CaptainLiv", "key": "captainliv", "url": "/users/captainliv", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/345.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "5222" }, "plutian": { "name": "plutian", "key": "plutian", "url": "/users/plutian", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/1031.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "12626" }, "2": { "name": "2", "key": "2", "url": "/users/2", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "323" }, "markymarc": { "name": "Marky Marc", "key": "markymarc", "url": "/users/markymarc", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "6508" }, "mg2328": { "name": "mg2328", "key": "mg2328", "url": "/users/mg2328", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "940" }, "ladygrinningstardust": { "name": "LadyGrinningStardust", "key": "ladygrinningstardust", "url": "/users/ladygrinningstardust", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2960" }, "warger": { "name": "warger", "key": "warger", "url": "/users/warger", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "373" }, "iheartanyonebutyou": { "name": "Iheartanyonebutyou", "key": "iheartanyonebutyou", "url": "/users/iheartanyonebutyou", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "8845" }, "hydrogen777": { "name": "Hydrogen777", "key": "hydrogen777", "url": "/users/hydrogen777", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/11933.png", "rankClass": "admin", "rankText": "Admin", "posts": "7369" }, "larana": { "name": "larana", "key": "larana", "url": "/users/larana", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/3041.png", "rankClass": "admin", "rankText": "Admin", "posts": "7910" }, "strangebird": { "name": "StrangeBird", "key": "strangebird", "url": "/users/strangebird", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/298.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "163" }, "superjesus20": { "name": "SuperJesus2.0", "key": "superjesus20", "url": "/users/superjesus20", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/1628.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "11224" }, "kukolka": { "name": "kukolka", "key": "kukolka", "url": "/users/kukolka", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2543" }, "hunterr": { "name": "Hunterr", "key": "hunterr", "url": "/users/hunterr", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1264" }, "brightsmiles": { "name": "brightsmiles", "key": "brightsmiles", "url": "/users/brightsmiles", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "268" }, "becausewhynot": { "name": "becausewhynot", "key": "becausewhynot", "url": "/users/becausewhynot", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "54" }, "fwip": { "name": "Fwip", "key": "fwip", "url": "/users/fwip", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/583.png", "rankClass": "admin", "rankText": "Admin", "posts": "3591" }, "robertdoggodesq": { "name": "Robert Doggod Esq.", "key": "robertdoggodesq", "url": "/users/robertdoggodesq", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "-130" } }, "page_num": 1, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 16 }

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