Two Cans & String

{ "thread_id": "10352", "posts": [ { "id": "1096953", "time": "1607360369", "html": "5up's younger brother", "user": "alfanewmerik" }, { "id": "1096954", "time": "1607360804", "html": "mom can we have 5up?<br />no we have 5up at home<br />5up at home: <a href=\"https://twocansandstring.com/users/sup\">sup</a>", "user": "poikichoi" }, { "id": "1097608", "time": "1607640578", "html": "i claim the soul of iamclouse", "user": "adsfjlk" }, { "id": "1097610", "time": "1607641046", "html": "but my guy clouse doesn't deserve to be claimed.<br /><br />he should be allowed to run free", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1097620", "time": "1607641300", "html": "<span style=\"font-style:italic;\">he is claimed and i don't plan on changing that.</span>", "user": "adsfjlk" }, { "id": "1097622", "time": "1607641435", "html": "<span style=\"color:#0000ff;\">s a d</span>", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1097686", "time": "1607658038", "html": "i claim the soul of epc314, if not already claimed.", "user": "lyricalcarpenter" }, { "id": "1097690", "time": "1607659382", "html": "i claim the soul of <a href=\"https://twocansandstring.com/users/noiwillnot\">noiwillnot</a>", "user": "poikichoi" }, { "id": "1098136", "time": "1607793438", "html": "I claim the soul of <a href=\"https://twocansandstring.com/users/naru\">naru</a>", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1098137", "time": "1607793509", "html": "also, is <a href=\"https://twocansandstring.com/users/pyromaniac77\">pyromaniac77</a> claimed?", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1098174", "time": "1607826874", "html": "probably since the account was registered in 2010<br /><br />also, dementedkermit's bio says "My soul was claimed by e-bag, and I do not have any souls."<br /><br />proof that my soul isn't a soul B)", "user": "naru" }, { "id": "1098175", "time": "1607827033", "html": "edit: what the fuck was that", "user": "poikichoi" }, { "id": "1098176", "time": "1607827132", "html": ""lump o coal" you can see your own dots now?<br /><br />if i had my little way<br /><br /><span style=\"color:#ffffff;\">this wouldn't be my first account here :^)</span>", "user": "naru" }, { "id": "1098209", "time": "1607879407", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/naru\">naru</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">probably since the account was registered in 2010<br /><br />also, dementedkermit's bio says "My soul was claimed by e-bag, and I do not have any souls."<br /><br />proof that my soul isn't a soul B)</div></div><br />i just haven't changed my bio yet", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1099055", "time": "1608220337", "html": "I hereby claim <a href=\"https://twocansandstring.com/users/clairepaige1990\">clairepaige1990</a>'s soul. I PMed here and she has not been claimed.", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1099095", "time": "1608228326", "html": "Claiming trinket.io and Aspen", "user": "aprzn123" }, { "id": "1099593", "time": "1608601662", "html": "https://twocansandstring.com/users/creeperawman<br /><br />i claim this guy", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1099610", "time": "1608645198", "html": "https://twocansandstring.com/users/jenny10<br /><br />claimed", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1099618", "time": "1608649881", "html": "I claim <a href=\"https://twocansandstring.com/users/cassie06\">_cassie06</a>", "user": "weeb1" }, { "id": "1099634", "time": "1608657619", "html": "I claim <a href=\"https://twocansandstring.com/users/jenny10\">Jenny10</a><br /><br />I'm pretty sure there're bots getting to the site. The last 2 ive claimed (including this one) have had really similar, if not, exactly the same first posts. I've seen about 3 of then recently. It goes along the lines of<br /><br />"Hi I'm new. Is anyone going to talk to me?"", "user": "weeb1" }, { "id": "1099640", "time": "1608658666", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/weeb1\">WEEB#1</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">I claim <a href=\"https://twocansandstring.com/users/jenny10\">Jenny10</a><br /><br />I'm pretty sure there're bots getting to the site. The last 2 ive claimed (including this one) have had really similar, if not, exactly the same first posts. I've seen about 3 of then recently. It goes along the lines of<br /><br />"Hi I'm new. Is anyone going to talk to me?"</div></div><br />dud i just claimed jenny", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1099641", "time": "1608658680", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/dementedkermit\">dementedkermit</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">https://twocansandstring.com/users/jenny10<br /><br />claimed</div></div>right here", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1099644", "time": "1608659497", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/weeb1\">WEEB#1</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">The last 2 ive claimed (including this one) have had really similar, if not, exactly the same first posts.</div></div><br /><br />Also they're both <firstname><number> usernames", "user": "aprzn123" }, { "id": "1099646", "time": "1608660342", "html": "Jenny is a real person", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1099647", "time": "1608660356", "html": "She insisted on talking to me in google hangouts", "user": "dementedkermit" } ], "users": { "alfanewmerik": { "name": "alfanewmerik", "key": "alfanewmerik", "url": "/users/alfanewmerik", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/16574.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4187" }, "poikichoi": { "name": "PoikiChoi", "key": "poikichoi", "url": "/users/poikichoi", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/19550.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "911" }, "adsfjlk": { "name": "adsfjlk;", "key": "adsfjlk", "url": "/users/adsfjlk", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/19134.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2087" }, "ebag": { "name": "e-bag", "key": "ebag", "url": "/users/ebag", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/19639.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3321" }, "lyricalcarpenter": { "name": "lyricalcarpenter", "key": "lyricalcarpenter", "url": "/users/lyricalcarpenter", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/18875.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "114" }, "dementedkermit": { "name": "dementedkermit", "key": "dementedkermit", "url": "/users/dementedkermit", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/18677.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2239" }, "naru": { "name": "naru", "key": "naru", "url": "/users/naru", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/18706.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2" }, "aprzn123": { "name": "aprzn123", "key": "aprzn123", "url": "/users/aprzn123", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/19158.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4158" }, "weeb1": { "name": "WEEB#1", "key": "weeb1", "url": "/users/weeb1", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/19315.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "206" } }, "page_num": 50, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 52 }

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There's a TCaS twitter thingamajig. I'm not sure why.