Two Cans & String

{ "thread_id": "10352", "posts": [ { "id": "1099651", "time": "1608660593", "html": "Lol", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1099666", "time": "1608680859", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/dementedkermit\">dementedkermit</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\"><div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/weeb1\">WEEB#1</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">I claim <a href=\"https://twocansandstring.com/users/jenny10\">Jenny10</a><br /><br />I'm pretty sure there're bots getting to the site. The last 2 ive claimed (including this one) have had really similar, if not, exactly the same first posts. I've seen about 3 of then recently. It goes along the lines of<br /><br />"Hi I'm new. Is anyone going to talk to me?"</div></div><br />dud i just claimed jenny</div></div><br />Oh sorry! I'm a idiot.", "user": "weeb1" }, { "id": "1099667", "time": "1608680883", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/aprzn123\">aprzn123</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\"><div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/weeb1\">WEEB#1</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">The last 2 ive claimed (including this one) have had really similar, if not, exactly the same first posts.</div></div><br /><br />Also they're both <firstname><number> usernames</div></div><br />Yeah, I noticed that too.", "user": "weeb1" }, { "id": "1099668", "time": "1608681466", "html": "I dunno. Their english is very... may I say... c h u n k y<br /><br />Not their first language, that's for sure.<br /><br />Also, I claim lizzyalbert21.", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1099685", "time": "1608686530", "html": "Nah jenny is a real person. We have a whatsapp chat going", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1099690", "time": "1608688467", "html": "Ah, cool.", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1099798", "time": "1608873675", "html": "has anyone claimed <a href=\"https://twocansandstring.com/users/dramayama21\">Dramayama21</a> yet?", "user": "poikichoi" }, { "id": "1099799", "time": "1608873927", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/courascant99\">Courascant99</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\"><span style=\"text-decoration:line-through;\">^{I can't believe no one's tried this before.}<br /><br />I claim <span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Blake</span>.<br /><br />_{please don't ban me}</span><br /><br />(Apperently all attemps on claiming his soul fail)<br /><br />Also NOPE YOU CAN'T CLAIM THIS ONE EITHER</div></div><br />Damn, I was about to try to claim Blake so I searched and you got to it first.", "user": "weeb1" }, { "id": "1099807", "time": "1608906641", "html": "I just noticed a 10 year old account (<a href=\"http://twocansandstring.com/users/antimonypentafluoride\">antimony pentafluoride</a> and was like "I wonder if they've been claimed?". I searched, and they hadn't. I now am in possession of a 10 year old account.", "user": "weeb1" }, { "id": "1099815", "time": "1608928031", "html": "wow", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1099829", "time": "1608942317", "html": "It seems you, <a href=\"http://twocansandstring.com/users/dementedkermit\">dementedkermit</a>, haven't been claimed yet and haven't claimed yourself. I now own you.", "user": "weeb1" }, { "id": "1099830", "time": "1608943233", "html": "No I have been claimed by ebag. <br /><br />I need to update my bio", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1099832", "time": "1608947685", "html": "lmao everyone keeps trying to claim demented<br /><br />you really need to update your bio", "user": "poikichoi" }, { "id": "1099840", "time": "1608963580", "html": "Can I claim Mr.Garfield", "user": "garfieldmeitsgarfield" }, { "id": "1099841", "time": "1608963766", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/garfieldmeitsgarfield\">Garfield.Me.It'sGarfield</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Dibs on antimony pentaflouride</div></div><br /><br />This is from June 21 of probably 2019 but then the post after said that they were probably already claimed but if they werent its mine<br /><br />Edit: :o idk when people were talking about antimony pentaflouride not being claimed it was probably months ago but<br /><br />Another edit: how do I get my soul back? DIAV currently has it but I gave no consent", "user": "garfieldmeitsgarfield" }, { "id": "1099849", "time": "1609011710", "html": "Idk if anyone has made any claims to my soul but in case anyone hasn\u2019t, I wanna get ahead of this. My soul was claimed on my first day (June 2013) by the illustrious Seven, a fine soul holder and generally pleasant individual. Cool7girl7, for a more official name. Hope she\u2019s well, wherever she is.", "user": "norisvastrada" }, { "id": "1099863", "time": "1609024950", "html": "She seems to not have been online for 6 months. You can always message her on her given Skype account, but 7 years afterwards, she probs won't use it.", "user": "weeb1" }, { "id": "1099869", "time": "1609071688", "html": "I claim <a href=\"http://twocansandstring.com/users/rikkapreo\">Rikka_Preo</a>.", "user": "weeb1" }, { "id": "1100385", "time": "1609956692", "html": "Dibs on Kurmisthefrog", "user": "garfieldmeitsgarfield" }, { "id": "1100628", "time": "1610069702", "html": "haven't they been claimed already?", "user": "alfanewmerik" }, { "id": "1100629", "time": "1610070285", "html": "Thats what I was thinking", "user": "weeb1" }, { "id": "1100630", "time": "1610071525", "html": "I dont remember seeing their name but maybe they have been claimed", "user": "garfieldmeitsgarfield" }, { "id": "1101067", "time": "1610380877", "html": "dibs on <a href=\"https://twocansandstring.com/users/roze\">roze</a>", "user": "poikichoi" }, { "id": "1101075", "time": "1610381564", "html": "HOW DID YOU GET THAT SO FAST?!?", "user": "weeb1" }, { "id": "1101076", "time": "1610381967", "html": "they made the account while we were on a discord call together...", "user": "poikichoi" } ], "users": { "dementedkermit": { "name": "dementedkermit", "key": "dementedkermit", "url": "/users/dementedkermit", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/18677.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2239" }, "weeb1": { "name": "WEEB#1", "key": "weeb1", "url": "/users/weeb1", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/19315.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "206" }, "ebag": { "name": "e-bag", "key": "ebag", "url": "/users/ebag", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/19639.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3321" }, "poikichoi": { "name": "PoikiChoi", "key": "poikichoi", "url": "/users/poikichoi", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/19550.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "911" }, "garfieldmeitsgarfield": { "name": "Garfield.Me.It'sGarfield", "key": "garfieldmeitsgarfield", "url": "/users/garfieldmeitsgarfield", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/12663.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "895" }, "norisvastrada": { "name": "Norisvastrada", "key": "norisvastrada", "url": "/users/norisvastrada", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/5665.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1809" }, "alfanewmerik": { "name": "alfanewmerik", "key": "alfanewmerik", "url": "/users/alfanewmerik", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/16574.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4187" } }, "page_num": 51, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 52 }

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