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{ "thread_id": "10865", "posts": [ { "id": "1090498", "time": "1604249014", "html": "I want everyone who reads this post to act like a bot in the replies<br /><br />I just want a whole thread of chaotic nonsense", "user": "poikichoi" }, { "id": "1090499", "time": "1604249867", "html": "W4nt to los3 weight fast? Here\u2019s th3 pr0gram th4t helped me! https://youtu.be/EUUlcMFjJYs", "user": "adsfjlk" }, { "id": "1090500", "time": "1604252110", "html": "Congratulation!! Your a winneR!!<br /><br />Youve won a free iPad mini!!!<br /><br />All you have to do is fill out this survey and answer these ez 10 questions to have it shipped to your house!!!<br /><br />1. What s your first name?<br />2. Whats your last name?<br />3. Wha t you address?<br />4. Whats your postal code?<br />5. Who are your family's names?<br />6. What's your credit card number?<br />7. Whats' your email address?<br />8. Whens your birthday?<br />9. What's your social security number?<br />10. Is all the info you gave above tru??", "user": "iateap0tat0" }, { "id": "1090506", "time": "1604260469", "html": "<span style=\"color:#ff0000;\"><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Thread sandboxed.</span></span>", "user": "jaxxie" }, { "id": "1090529", "time": "1604328022", "html": "Hello, User!<br />If you can read this, you got a <span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">FREE</span> $1000 gift card <span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">of your choice</span>!<br />Just enter the following information:<br /><ul><li> Full name</li><li> House Address</li><li> Bank Account</li><li> Email Address</li><li> Birthday</li><li> Social Media Accounts(click all applicable)</li><li> Phone Version(iPhone7, Samsung Galaxy, etc)</li><li> Phone Number</li></ul>Once we\u2019ve verified all the above information, we\u2019ll ship the $1000 gift card of your choice straight to your door! We\u2019ll notify you when we\u2019ve shipped it off!<br />  <span style=\"color:#808080;\">Shipping time and price may vary.</span>", "user": "wyyca21" }, { "id": "1090534", "time": "1604331112", "html": "If you want free vBUx just google xc17di<br /><br />cLiK mY PrOFilE PicTuRe fOR mOrE", "user": "andromedafallen" }, { "id": "1090539", "time": "1604333195", "html": "\u03bfh n0 \u03b3o\u028a forg\u03bf\u03c4 \u03b1bo\u03c5t th\u03b5 m1xing \u03b9n \u03c3f gr\u03b5\u03b5\u03ba l\u03b5t\u03c4ers", "user": "aprzn123" }, { "id": "1090607", "time": "1604417396", "html": "Hey kid, i ate the fricking clown down here, its safe to come down<br /><br /><img src=\"https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-2-B7R7cJN2k/X6FzV0nsIPI/AAAAAAAABEw/v0JvYU6zVrgi7ARD-uGT5hO8Ish3VE0hwCK8BGAsYHg/s0/2020-11-03.png\" alt=\"\" />", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1090616", "time": "1604423454", "html": "Hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you l00ked cute in your picture, I r3ally wanted to tell you that)) Its really rare to see girlz playing video games haha :3! OwO I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches -_-. We should really play read shadow legnssds sometime its a really cool free mobile game with a lot of free moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear I'm just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx Uwu", "user": "iateap0tat0" }, { "id": "1090734", "time": "1604519019", "html": "tf lol", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1090736", "time": "1604519829", "html": "Hot singles in <span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">your</span> area! <br /><br />[Insert generic image]<br /><br /><span style=\"color:#0000ff;\">Click for more information!</span>", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1090737", "time": "1604520108", "html": "What's your Crazy Minion Name?<br /><br />First name: Your mommy's credit card number.<br />Middle name: The three numbers on the back.<br />Last name: The expiration year / month.", "user": "pogchamp2" }, { "id": "1090898", "time": "1604599963", "html": "Congratulations! You are the 100,000th visitor to TCAS! <br />You have won $1,000!<br />Just fill out <a href=\"https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScNUCjoCdpeC5eWKwnG9PFkuRlVeXMPA28lh4_O4OqnAxV5vA/viewform\">this link!</a><br /><div style=\"font-style:italic;color:#888;\">Don't worry. It's definitely not actual spam.</div>", "user": "ebagsotheraccount" }, { "id": "1092599", "time": "1605768302", "html": "Don't read this. \ud83d\ude13\ud83d\ude13You will be kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. \ud83d\udc95\ud83d\udc95\ud83d\udc95 Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. \u2600\ufe0f\u2600\ufe0f\u2600\ufe0f Now you've started reading this don't stop this is so freaky. \ud83d\ude2b\ud83d\ude2b\ud83d\ude2b But if you read this and ignore it then you will have very bad luck. \ud83d\udca3\ud83d\udca3\ud83d\udca3 Put this on 15 songs in 144 mins. \u23f3\u231bWhen you are done press space bar and your crushes name will appear in big letters on the screen this is so freaky it actually works", "user": "vampireflutist" }, { "id": "1093393", "time": "1605895831", "html": "THIS GAME IS SO HARD!!!!1!!!<br /><br />|------|<br />|......... | Get the balls in the cup.<br />|_____|<br /><br /> ------------------------------------<br /><br />|------|<br />|......... | 0 . 0 . 0<br />|_____| 0 0 0 0 0<br /><br />F A I L<br /><br />DOWNLOAD HERE", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1093401", "time": "1605900237", "html": "Wow! I just got 1000 robux! You can get yours today at bux.link.<br /><br /><span style=\"color:#ffffff;\">that's an actual scam link btw</span>", "user": "alfanewmerik" }, { "id": "1096625", "time": "1607105344", "html": "aardvark<br /><br /><span style=\"color:#ff0000;\"><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Mod-edit because nope. Stop breaking the page.</span></span>", "user": "alfanewmerik" }, { "id": "1096627", "time": "1607105395", "html": "How dare you break the page.", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1096630", "time": "1607105447", "html": "chaotic nonsense they said", "user": "alfanewmerik" }, { "id": "1096631", "time": "1607105473", "html": "How dare you break the page.", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1096636", "time": "1607105651", "html": "oh jesus fuck", "user": "poikichoi" }, { "id": "1096637", "time": "1607105676", "html": "How dare you break the page.", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1096639", "time": "1607105733", "html": "this is not what i meant when i said "chaotic"", "user": "poikichoi" }, { "id": "1096645", "time": "1607105824", "html": "Yay, new page.<br /><br />Don't do that again, please.", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1096648", "time": "1607105862", "html": "oh thank god", "user": "poikichoi" } ], "users": { "poikichoi": { "name": "PoikiChoi", "key": "poikichoi", "url": "/users/poikichoi", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/21039.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2361" }, "adsfjlk": { "name": "adsfjlk;", "key": "adsfjlk", "url": "/users/adsfjlk", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/20128.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2121" }, "iateap0tat0": { "name": "Iateap0tat0", "key": "iateap0tat0", "url": "/users/iateap0tat0", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/19433.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "723" }, "jaxxie": { "name": "jaxxie", "key": "jaxxie", "url": "/users/jaxxie", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/13511.png", "rankClass": "admin", "rankText": "Admin", "posts": "8396" }, "wyyca21": { "name": "Wyyca21", "key": "wyyca21", "url": "/users/wyyca21", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/17822.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "9831" }, "andromedafallen": { "name": "AndromedaFallen", "key": "andromedafallen", "url": "/users/andromedafallen", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/20816.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "424" }, "aprzn123": { "name": "aprzn123", "key": "aprzn123", "url": "/users/aprzn123", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/20919.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4844" }, "dementedkermit": { "name": "dementedkermit", "key": "dementedkermit", "url": "/users/dementedkermit", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/20475.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3290" }, "ebag": { "name": "e-bag", "key": "ebag", "url": "/users/ebag", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/21064.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4216" }, "pogchamp2": { "name": "pogchamp_2", "key": "pogchamp2", "url": "/users/pogchamp2", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/20498.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "50" }, "ebagsotheraccount": { "name": "e-bag's other account", "key": "ebagsotheraccount", "url": "/users/ebagsotheraccount", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/17683.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "47" }, "vampireflutist": { "name": "#vampireflutist", "key": "vampireflutist", "url": "/users/vampireflutist", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/17948.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1458" }, "alfanewmerik": { "name": "alfanewmerik", "key": "alfanewmerik", "url": "/users/alfanewmerik", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/16574.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4205" } }, "page_num": 1, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 2 }

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