Two Cans & String

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I can\u2019t comprehend.", "user": "antimonypentafluoride" }, { "id": "1098246", "time": "1607916069", "html": "It appears to be one third creepypasta, one third OC, one third AMA.<br /><br />In other words, quintessential internet.", "user": "kylljoy" }, { "id": "1098247", "time": "1607916234", "html": "why did you have to tell him", "user": "poikichoi" }, { "id": "1098254", "time": "1607925228", "html": "B-b-b-b-b-boxed", "user": "grayseff" }, { "id": "1098255", "time": "1607926716", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/poikichoi\">PoikiChoi</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">why did you have to tell him</div></div>Still am super confused, don\u2019t worry.", "user": "antimonypentafluoride" }, { "id": "1098274", "time": "1607952688", "html": "Keep being confused", "user": "poikichoi" }, { "id": "1098293", "time": "1607953403", "html": "how long has atticus lived in your attic?", "user": "adsfjlk" }, { "id": "1098295", "time": "1607953974", "html": "Three years", "user": "poikichoi" } ], "users": { "ebag": { "name": "e-bag", "key": "ebag", "url": "/users/ebag", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/41593.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "11086" }, "poikichoi": { "name": "PoikiChoi", "key": "poikichoi", "url": "/users/poikichoi", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/34204.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4848" }, "dementedkermit": { "name": "dementedkermit", "key": "dementedkermit", "url": "/users/dementedkermit", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/41625.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "11843" }, "adsfjlk": { "name": "adsfjlk;", "key": "adsfjlk", "url": "/users/adsfjlk", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/18750.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2785" }, "antimonypentafluoride": { "name": "antimony pentafluoride", "key": "antimonypentafluoride", "url": "/users/antimonypentafluoride", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/31054.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4718" }, "coldfrost": { "name": "Coldfrost", "key": "coldfrost", "url": "/users/coldfrost", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/13761.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "8073" }, "kylljoy": { "name": "Kylljoy", "key": "kylljoy", "url": "/users/kylljoy", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/41668.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4849" }, "grayseff": { "name": "Grayseff", "key": "grayseff", "url": "/users/grayseff", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/4762.png", "rankClass": "admin", "rankText": "Admin", "posts": "-999995258" } }, "page_num": 3, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 12 }

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