Two Cans & String

{ "thread_id": "11026", "posts": [ { "id": "1106021", "time": "1613150400", "html": "I guess I am a simp now<br /><br /><br />Demented Simp 2021!<br /><br />This is the campaign HQ!<br /><br />I hope i can have your vote on may 4!", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1106030", "time": "1613150825", "html": "Hi, I'd like to cast my vote in favor of DementedSimp, please.", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1106035", "time": "1613150874", "html": "Do you have any qualifications for the job<br /><br /><br />Oh wait it\u2019s president nvm", "user": "hydromaniac1" }, { "id": "1106036", "time": "1613150893", "html": "Thanks for the vote ebag", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1106042", "time": "1613151006", "html": "so far you have 3 votes", "user": "poikichoi" }, { "id": "1106046", "time": "1613151074", "html": "Who is running against me?", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1106048", "time": "1613151087", "html": "ME!!!", "user": "hydromaniac1" }, { "id": "1106049", "time": "1613151109", "html": "I can do stuff sometimes<br /><br />I will make a thread for Hydro 2024", "user": "hydromaniac1" }, { "id": "1106051", "time": "1613151119", "html": "what stuff exactly?", "user": "poikichoi" }, { "id": "1106052", "time": "1613151153", "html": "Are you a simp?<br /><br />If not than you have no chance", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1106054", "time": "1613151229", "html": "I can occasionally use my 3 brain cells<br /><br />Edit: yes I am simp", "user": "hydromaniac1" }, { "id": "1106057", "time": "1613151398", "html": "he only says hes a simp so he can be the president", "user": "poikichoi" }, { "id": "1106058", "time": "1613151398", "html": "I doubt that you are a simp", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1106077", "time": "1613151813", "html": "Anyways I need a campaign manager and RECON expert.", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1106078", "time": "1613151892", "html": "i wanna be the campaign manager", "user": "poikichoi" }, { "id": "1106080", "time": "1613151938", "html": "Recon, here.", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1106083", "time": "1613152043", "html": "you should put the amounts of votes you get in the firstn post", "user": "poikichoi" }, { "id": "1106084", "time": "1613152169", "html": "I can be your advertising head<br /><br /><div style=\"font-style:italic;color:#888;\">wink wink<div style=\"font-style:italic;color:#888;\"></div></div>", "user": "hydromaniac1" }, { "id": "1106086", "time": "1613152300", "html": "quit spying on us", "user": "poikichoi" }, { "id": "1106124", "time": "1613155163", "html": "<span style=\"color:#ff0000;\"><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Thread sandboxed.</span></span>", "user": "jaxxie" }, { "id": "1106125", "time": "1613155216", "html": "Thanks Jaxxie", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1106126", "time": "1613155762", "html": "I wonder sometimes why we can't just create a thread in the Sandbox so the mods don't have to move it.", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1106127", "time": "1613156483", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/dementedkermit\">dementedkermit</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Thanks Jaxxie</div></div>Good luck with your campaign. Personally, I will have to wait until 2028 to run for president. You have to be at least 35 years to run for president of Iceland.", "user": "jaxxie" }, { "id": "1106182", "time": "1613163796", "html": "oh no demented you have to wait like 21-22 years", "user": "poikichoi" }, { "id": "1106192", "time": "1613165931", "html": "Who said he was running for president of the US or Iceland?", "user": "aprzn123" } ], "users": { "dementedkermit": { "name": "dementedkermit", "key": "dementedkermit", "url": "/users/dementedkermit", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/41625.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "11728" }, "ebag": { "name": "e-bag", "key": "ebag", "url": "/users/ebag", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/41593.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "11071" }, "hydromaniac1": { "name": "HydroManiac1", "key": "hydromaniac1", "url": "/users/hydromaniac1", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/24839.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1754" }, "poikichoi": { "name": "PoikiChoi", "key": "poikichoi", "url": "/users/poikichoi", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/34204.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4848" }, "jaxxie": { "name": "jaxxie", "key": "jaxxie", "url": "/users/jaxxie", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/13511.png", "rankClass": "admin", "rankText": "Admin", "posts": "8497" }, "aprzn123": { "name": "aprzn123", "key": "aprzn123", "url": "/users/aprzn123", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/23416.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "6932" } }, "page_num": 1, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 8 }

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