Two Cans & String

{ "thread_id": "11027", "posts": [ { "id": "1106062", "time": "1613151498", "html": "This is the campaign headquarters for Hydros presidential race!!", "user": "hydromaniac1" }, { "id": "1106064", "time": "1613151525", "html": "imposter<br /><br />you dont even look like a simp", "user": "poikichoi" }, { "id": "1106072", "time": "1613151598", "html": "You don\u2019t have any secured votes yet. How will compete with me?", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1106073", "time": "1613151611", "html": "Demented simp once got banned can we trust him?????", "user": "hydromaniac1" }, { "id": "1106074", "time": "1613151646", "html": "the ban made him stronger", "user": "poikichoi" }, { "id": "1106075", "time": "1613151657", "html": "U were banned for the exact same thing", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1106076", "time": "1613151791", "html": "Can we trust Kermit he is named after a green frog<br /><br /><br />I run a very pro water campaign", "user": "hydromaniac1" }, { "id": "1106079", "time": "1613151913", "html": "you didnt even write your title right", "user": "poikichoi" }, { "id": "1106090", "time": "1613152719", "html": "Unprofessional", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1106123", "time": "1613155141", "html": "<span style=\"color:#ff0000;\"><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Thread sandboxed.</span></span>", "user": "jaxxie" }, { "id": "1108820", "time": "1614106027", "html": "Umm hi can I get a horsaput relief package <br /><br />Also I need a rhino", "user": "hydromaniac1" }, { "id": "1108872", "time": "1614121633", "html": "and where do you think youll get this rhino", "user": "poikichoi" }, { "id": "1108918", "time": "1614125172", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/hydromaniac1\">HydroManiac1</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Umm hi can I get a horsaput relief package <br /><br />Also I need a rhino</div></div><br /><br />HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD!?", "user": "broncoboy18" }, { "id": "1108919", "time": "1614125253", "html": "The horses don't do much damage. They mostly just splat everywhere.<br /><br />I don't know why we thought that was a good idea.", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1108922", "time": "1614125534", "html": "Yet he's critically injured though", "user": "broncoboy18" }, { "id": "1108925", "time": "1614126563", "html": "hydro is weak, but not that weak", "user": "poikichoi" }, { "id": "1108928", "time": "1614126790", "html": ".`.<br /> / `.`.<br /> ______________________/____`_`____________________________<br /> / .''. _ _ _ _ __..--->.<br /> \\ '()' _ .''. _ ____...---' .'<br /> |_||______.`.__ .' .'______......-----' /<br /> .||-||-./ `.`.' .' \\/_/ `./ /`.`. .'<br /> .'_||__.'/ (O)`.`. \\/_/ `./ /`.`. /<br /> |_ - _|/\\ /`.`. \\/_/ `./ /`.`. /<br /> | - _ /\\ ./ /`.`. /___________`./ /`.`._ .'<br /> '-----/\\ \\/ `./ /`.`._____________`._____` .| /<br /> /\\ \\/_/ `./ /`.`.________________.'.'.' .'<br /> /\\ \\/_/ .-`./ /`.`.---------.''.-----.-'<br /> /\\ \\/_/ .'~ _ `./ /`.`. _ ~ '..'`._.'<br /> .'/\\ \\/_/ '--------`./ /`.`.-----------' <br /> .' /\\ \\/ /______________`./ /`.`..'.'.'<br />.'__/____/___________________`._____` .'.'<br />|____________________________________|.'<br /><br />Trebuchet ready<br />Edit woops that didn\u2019t work", "user": "hydromaniac1" }, { "id": "1108929", "time": "1614126876", "html": "<div style=\"text-align:left;background-color:#e8e8e8;padding:12px;-moz-border-radius:8px;border-radius:8px;font-family:"Courier New", monospace;overflow:auto;\">                             .`.<br />\n                            / `.`.<br />\n     ______________________/____`_`____________________________<br />\n    / .''.  _        _           _          _           __..--->.<br />\n    \\ '()'       _       .''.        _       ____...---'       .'<br />\n     |_||______.`.__  .' .'______......-----'                 /<br />\n      .||-||-./ `.`.' .'   \\/_/  `./   /`.`.                .'<br />\n    .'_||__.'/ (O)`.`.    \\/_/     `./   /`.`.             /<br />\n    |_ -  _|/\\     /`.`. \\/_/        `./   /`.`.          /<br />\n    | - _  /\\   ./   /`.`. /___________`./   /`.`._     .'<br />\n    '-----/\\  \\/ `./   /`.`._____________`._____` .|   /<br />\n         /\\  \\/_/  `./   /`.`.________________.'.'.' .'<br />\n        /\\  \\/_/   .-`./   /`.`.---------.''.-----.-'<br />\n       /\\  \\/_/  .'~ _ `./   /`.`. _ ~   '..'`._.'<br />\n    .'/\\  \\/_/  '--------`./   /`.`.-----------' <br />\n  .' /\\  \\/ /______________`./   /`.`..'.'.'<br />\n.'__/____/___________________`._____` .'.'<br />\n|____________________________________|.'</div>I know you're the enemy, but I wanted to see the trebuchet.", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1108930", "time": "1614126918", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/hydromaniac1\">HydroManiac1</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">.`.<br /> / `.`.<br /> ______________________/____`_`____________________________<br /> / .''. _ _ _ _ __..--->.<br /> \\ '()' _ .''. _ ____...---' .'<br /> |_||______.`.__ .' .'______......-----' /<br /> .||-||-./ `.`.' .' \\/_/ `./ /`.`. .'<br /> .'_||__.'/ (O)`.`. \\/_/ `./ /`.`. /<br /> |_ - _|/\\ /`.`. \\/_/ `./ /`.`. /<br /> | - _ /\\ ./ /`.`. /___________`./ /`.`._ .'<br /> '-----/\\ \\/ `./ /`.`._____________`._____` .| /<br /> /\\ \\/_/ `./ /`.`.________________.'.'.' .'<br /> /\\ \\/_/ .-`./ /`.`.---------.''.-----.-'<br /> /\\ \\/_/ .'~ _ `./ /`.`. _ ~ '..'`._.'<br /> .'/\\ \\/_/ '--------`./ /`.`.-----------' <br /> .' /\\ \\/ /______________`./ /`.`..'.'.'<br />.'__/____/___________________`._____` .'.'<br />|____________________________________|.'<br /><br />Trebuchet ready<br />Edit woops that didn\u2019t work</div></div><br /><br />There is only one person who can use Medevil weapons is DementedSimp", "user": "broncoboy18" }, { "id": "1108933", "time": "1614127346", "html": "Lucky, then, that he's using Medieval weapons, not mid evil weapons.", "user": "aprzn123" }, { "id": "1108942", "time": "1614130302", "html": "mid evil weapons are inhuman. I stand against them", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1108944", "time": "1614132411", "html": "Can I borrow your catapult", "user": "hydromaniac1" }, { "id": "1108949", "time": "1614135951", "html": "no", "user": "broncoboy18" }, { "id": "1108962", "time": "1614139309", "html": "We can lob more ponies if you want", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1109037", "time": "1614178409", "html": "DO IT", "user": "broncoboy18" } ], "users": { "hydromaniac1": { "name": "HydroManiac1", "key": "hydromaniac1", "url": "/users/hydromaniac1", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/24839.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1754" }, "poikichoi": { "name": "PoikiChoi", "key": "poikichoi", "url": "/users/poikichoi", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/34204.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4848" }, "dementedkermit": { "name": "dementedkermit", "key": "dementedkermit", "url": "/users/dementedkermit", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/41625.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "11728" }, "jaxxie": { "name": "jaxxie", "key": "jaxxie", "url": "/users/jaxxie", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/13511.png", "rankClass": "admin", "rankText": "Admin", "posts": "8497" }, "broncoboy18": { "name": "BroncoBoy18", "key": "broncoboy18", "url": "/users/broncoboy18", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/21075.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "10192" }, "ebag": { "name": "e-bag", "key": "ebag", "url": "/users/ebag", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/41593.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "11071" }, "aprzn123": { "name": "aprzn123", "key": "aprzn123", "url": "/users/aprzn123", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/23416.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "6932" } }, "page_num": 1, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 3 }

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