My promise is simple: No more pony-lobbing.
Vote for me if you want both the ponies and the targets of the lobbing to be safe.
Also we have the interrobang (‽) and trebuchets which we will not aim at one another.
45.502 days ago
Feb 24, 2021 - 3:17 PM
I promise you the only pony lobbing that was done on my end was provoked my hydromanic
45.496 days ago
Feb 24, 2021 - 3:27 PM
Upon reviewing the evidence I find you to be incorrect, as pony-lobbing is not a reasonable response to threats of lobbying (not to mention that the pony did nothing wrong).
45.492 days ago
Feb 24, 2021 - 3:32 PM
No i was with him irl when he made a grave typo due to his autocorrect.
Before he edited it, he said he would pony against me
45.49 days ago
Feb 24, 2021 - 3:35 PM
Does pony have a meaning in that context?
45.488 days ago
Feb 24, 2021 - 3:37 PM
no, but i told him i would pony back at him, and so my team took action
45.487 days ago
Feb 24, 2021 - 3:39 PM
You instigated the lobbing, though. Before that, they were nothing but empty threats
45.482 days ago
Feb 24, 2021 - 3:47 PM
No it was simply a warning shot to hydro.
Hydro responded with negative intentions, see
hereAlso see
here45.476 days ago
Feb 24, 2021 - 3:55 PM
I am not supporting him either; this is why I am running separately from both of you.
45.461 days ago
Feb 24, 2021 - 4:16 PM
I promise you the only pony lobbing that was done on my end was provoked my hydromanic
Technically I was the one who fired the pony under DementedSimp's authority
45.457 days ago
Feb 24, 2021 - 4:22 PM
The biggest flaw in your campaign is that you are not a simp
Wheareas I am a simp and i simp for all the citizens of twocans, hydro is a fake simp
45.455 days ago
Feb 24, 2021 - 4:25 PM
The biggest flaw in your campaign is that you are not a simp
Wheareas I am a simp and i simp for all the citizens of twocans, hydro is a fake simp
and thats why I voted for him
45.454 days ago
Feb 24, 2021 - 4:26 PM
45.454 days ago
Feb 24, 2021 - 4:26 PM
lol i was waiting for that to happened.
Will you vote for anyone jaxxie?
45.453 days ago
Feb 24, 2021 - 4:27 PM
I only lobbed a "rhino" back was because KERMIT lobbed a pony at me
apr I agree kermit is in the wrong
45.449 days ago
Feb 24, 2021 - 4:34 PM
Technically I was the one who fired the pony under DementedSimp's authority
It was on Demented's behalf, though
45.445 days ago
Feb 24, 2021 - 4:40 PM
Now even the fake politics are getting too intense for me. I revoke my vote for DementedKermit.
45.444 days ago
Feb 24, 2021 - 4:41 PM
I will not defend my actions of lobbing a pony at hydro. While it was provoked and was only a warning shot, it was inhuman.
What was worse was what hydro did. He lobbed a pony, intentionally made it explode in my thread and tried to blame it on the thread barrier threshold
45.443 days ago
Feb 24, 2021 - 4:43 PM
Now even the fake politics are getting too intense for me. I revoke my vote for DementedKermit.
you are my spy tho...
45.442 days ago
Feb 24, 2021 - 4:43 PM
When I am president, I will ensure that none of this uncivil lobbing of animals occurs in future elections.
45.442 days ago
Feb 24, 2021 - 4:45 PM
Find a new one. It probably won't be too hard.
45.44 days ago
Feb 24, 2021 - 4:46 PM
45.434 days ago
Feb 24, 2021 - 4:56 PM
um... what's this whole president thing? im sure it's a joke but is there something Superb happening i should know about??
and yes i would like to run. i think. there can only be 2 candidates in real society right?
ok something in this post triggered orange dot
45.399 days ago
Feb 24, 2021 - 5:46 PM
we are having an election. 3 candidates is already a lot, but u can try if u want ig.
45.397 days ago
Feb 24, 2021 - 5:49 PM
45.397 days ago
Feb 24, 2021 - 5:49 PM
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