ForumThe Sandbox ► Apr for President!
My promise is simple: No more pony-lobbing.

Vote for me if you want both the ponies and the targets of the lobbing to be safe.

Also we have the interrobang (‽) and trebuchets which we will not aim at one another.
  
I promise you the only pony lobbing that was done on my end was provoked my hydromanic
  
Upon reviewing the evidence I find you to be incorrect, as pony-lobbing is not a reasonable response to threats of lobbying (not to mention that the pony did nothing wrong).
  
No i was with him irl when he made a grave typo due to his autocorrect.

Before he edited it, he said he would pony against me
  
Does pony have a meaning in that context?
  
no, but i told him i would pony back at him, and so my team took action
  
You instigated the lobbing, though. Before that, they were nothing but empty threats
  
No it was simply a warning shot to hydro.

Hydro responded with negative intentions, see here


Also see here
  
I am not supporting him either; this is why I am running separately from both of you.
  
I promise you the only pony lobbing that was done on my end was provoked my hydromanic

Technically I was the one who fired the pony under DementedSimp's authority
  
The biggest flaw in your campaign is that you are not a simp


Wheareas I am a simp and i simp for all the citizens of twocans, hydro is a fake simp
  
The biggest flaw in your campaign is that you are not a simp


Wheareas I am a simp and i simp for all the citizens of twocans, hydro is a fake simp

and thats why I voted for him
  
Thread sandboxed.
  
lol i was waiting for that to happened.

Will you vote for anyone jaxxie?
  
I only lobbed a "rhino" back was because KERMIT lobbed a pony at me

apr I agree kermit is in the wrong
  
Technically I was the one who fired the pony under DementedSimp's authority

It was on Demented's behalf, though
  
Now even the fake politics are getting too intense for me. I revoke my vote for DementedKermit.
  
I will not defend my actions of lobbing a pony at hydro. While it was provoked and was only a warning shot, it was inhuman.

What was worse was what hydro did. He lobbed a pony, intentionally made it explode in my thread and tried to blame it on the thread barrier threshold
  
e-bag said:
Now even the fake politics are getting too intense for me. I revoke my vote for DementedKermit.

you are my spy tho...
  
When I am president, I will ensure that none of this uncivil lobbing of animals occurs in future elections.
  
you are my spy tho...
Find a new one. It probably won't be too hard.
  
rip
  
um... what's this whole president thing? im sure it's a joke but is there something Superb happening i should know about??
and yes i would like to run. i think. there can only be 2 candidates in real society right?

ok something in this post triggered orange dot
  
we are having an election. 3 candidates is already a lot, but u can try if u want ig.
  
ok nice
blue dot
  
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