Two Cans & String

{ "thread_id": "11052", "posts": [ { "id": "1109051", "time": "1614179849", "html": "My promise is simple: No more pony-lobbing.<br /><br />Vote for me if you want both the ponies and the targets of the lobbing to be safe.<br /><br />Also we have the interrobang (\u203d) and trebuchets which we will not aim at one another.", "user": "aprzn123" }, { "id": "1109056", "time": "1614180432", "html": "I promise you the only pony lobbing that was done on my end was provoked my hydromanic", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1109062", "time": "1614180770", "html": "Upon reviewing the evidence I find you to be incorrect, as pony-lobbing is not a reasonable response to threats of lobbying (not to mention that the pony did nothing wrong).", "user": "aprzn123" }, { "id": "1109064", "time": "1614180903", "html": "No i was with him irl when he made a grave typo due to his autocorrect. <br /><br />Before he edited it, he said he would pony against me", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1109068", "time": "1614181055", "html": "Does pony have a meaning in that context?", "user": "aprzn123" }, { "id": "1109070", "time": "1614181163", "html": "no, but i told him i would pony back at him, and so my team took action", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1109077", "time": "1614181645", "html": "You instigated the lobbing, though. Before that, they were nothing but empty threats", "user": "aprzn123" }, { "id": "1109080", "time": "1614182153", "html": "No it was simply a warning shot to hydro. <br /><br />Hydro responded with negative intentions, see <a href=\"https://twocansandstring.com/forum/sandbox/gotopost/1109052/#post1109052\">here</a><br /><br /><br />Also see <a href=\"https://twocansandstring.com/forum/sandbox/gotopost/1109078/#post1109078\">here</a>", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1109093", "time": "1614183391", "html": "I am not supporting him either; this is why I am running separately from both of you.", "user": "aprzn123" }, { "id": "1109095", "time": "1614183760", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/dementedkermit\">dementedkermit</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">I promise you the only pony lobbing that was done on my end was provoked my hydromanic</div></div><br />Technically I was the one who fired the pony under DementedSimp's authority", "user": "broncoboy18" }, { "id": "1109096", "time": "1614183904", "html": "The biggest flaw in your campaign is that you are not a simp<br /><br /><br />Wheareas I am a simp and i simp for all the citizens of twocans, hydro is a fake simp", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1109099", "time": "1614184001", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/dementedkermit\">dementedkermit</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">The biggest flaw in your campaign is that you are not a simp<br /><br /><br />Wheareas I am a simp and i simp for all the citizens of twocans, hydro is a fake simp</div></div><br /> and thats why I voted for him", "user": "broncoboy18" }, { "id": "1109100", "time": "1614184003", "html": "<span style=\"color:#ff0000;\"><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Thread sandboxed.</span></span>", "user": "jaxxie" }, { "id": "1109103", "time": "1614184072", "html": "lol i was waiting for that to happened. <br /><br />Will you vote for anyone jaxxie?", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1109113", "time": "1614184453", "html": "I only lobbed a "rhino" back was because KERMIT lobbed a pony at me<br /><br />apr I agree kermit is in the wrong", "user": "hydromaniac1" }, { "id": "1109116", "time": "1614184841", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/broncoboy18\">BroncoBoy18</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Technically I was the one who fired the pony under DementedSimp's authority</div></div><br />It was on Demented's behalf, though", "user": "aprzn123" }, { "id": "1109117", "time": "1614184910", "html": "Now even the fake politics are getting too intense for me. I revoke my vote for DementedKermit.", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1109121", "time": "1614185001", "html": "I will not defend my actions of lobbing a pony at hydro. While it was provoked and was only a warning shot, it was inhuman.<br /><br />What was worse was what hydro did. He lobbed a pony, intentionally made it explode in my thread and tried to blame it on the thread barrier threshold", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1109122", "time": "1614185023", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/ebag\">e-bag</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Now even the fake politics are getting too intense for me. I revoke my vote for DementedKermit.</div></div><br />you are my spy tho...", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1109127", "time": "1614185102", "html": "When I am president, I will ensure that none of this uncivil lobbing of animals occurs in future elections.", "user": "aprzn123" }, { "id": "1109128", "time": "1614185209", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/dementedkermit\">dementedkermit</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">you are my spy tho...</div></div>Find a new one. It probably won't be too hard.", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1109132", "time": "1614185766", "html": "rip", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1109187", "time": "1614188813", "html": "um... what's this whole president thing? im sure it's a joke but is there something Superb happening i should know about??<br /><div style=\"font-style:italic;color:#888;\">and yes i would like to run. i think. there can only be 2 candidates in real society right?</div><br /><div style=\"font-style:italic;color:#888;\">ok something in this post triggered orange dot</div>", "user": "hoylecake" }, { "id": "1109191", "time": "1614188967", "html": "we are having an election. 3 candidates is already a lot, but u can try if u want ig.", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1109192", "time": "1614188986", "html": "ok nice<br /><div style=\"font-style:italic;color:#888;\">blue dot</div>", "user": "hoylecake" } ], "users": { "aprzn123": { "name": "aprzn123", "key": "aprzn123", "url": "/users/aprzn123", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/23416.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "6932" }, "dementedkermit": { "name": "dementedkermit", "key": "dementedkermit", "url": "/users/dementedkermit", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/41625.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "11728" }, "broncoboy18": { "name": "BroncoBoy18", "key": "broncoboy18", "url": "/users/broncoboy18", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/21075.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "10192" }, "jaxxie": { "name": "jaxxie", "key": "jaxxie", "url": "/users/jaxxie", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/13511.png", "rankClass": "admin", "rankText": "Admin", "posts": "8497" }, "hydromaniac1": { "name": "HydroManiac1", "key": "hydromaniac1", "url": "/users/hydromaniac1", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/24839.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1754" }, "ebag": { "name": "e-bag", "key": "ebag", "url": "/users/ebag", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/41593.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "11071" }, "hoylecake": { "name": "hoylecake", "key": "hoylecake", "url": "/users/hoylecake", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/41546.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "5927" } }, "page_num": 1, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 2 }

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