Two Cans & String

{ "thread_id": "11136", "posts": [ { "id": "1121905", "time": "1616462430", "html": "Why are people so dumb and mean to me? I hate these fucking meanies. Fuck you ducks!", "user": "plutosad" }, { "id": "1121906", "time": "1616462540", "html": "i'm sorry you feel this way, pluto. we can be friends, if you'd like.", "user": "kadaevr" }, { "id": "1121907", "time": "1616462560", "html": "Ducks \ud83e\udd86 is a new season for my forbidden soul and my forgotten asshole.", "user": "plutosad" }, { "id": "1121908", "time": "1616462612", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/kadaevr\">kadaevr</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">i'm sorry you feel this way, pluto. we can be friends, if you'd like.</div></div><br />Thank you \ud83d\ude4f Pluto! You made my day!", "user": "plutosad" }, { "id": "1121909", "time": "1616462660", "html": "But you have to follow me or your another meanie that wants to keep Pluto a dwarf planet", "user": "plutosad" }, { "id": "1121910", "time": "1616462735", "html": "*sigh*", "user": "plutosad" }, { "id": "1121911", "time": "1616462886", "html": "what are you talking about, pluto?<br /><br />i've been following you since the first time you messaged me.", "user": "kadaevr" }, { "id": "1121917", "time": "1616463619", "html": "Fine", "user": "plutosad" }, { "id": "1121918", "time": "1616463641", "html": "I\u2019ll be your fried", "user": "plutosad" }, { "id": "1121919", "time": "1616463658", "html": "Friend", "user": "plutosad" }, { "id": "1121923", "time": "1616464024", "html": "\ud83e\udd73\ud83e\udd73", "user": "kadaevr" }, { "id": "1122087", "time": "1616508223", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/plutosad\">Pluto Sad</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">I\u2019ll be your fried</div></div><br /><br />You can edit posts", "user": "hydromaniac1" }, { "id": "1122107", "time": "1616508672", "html": "But I\u2019ve been fried like a fricking chicken wing.", "user": "plutosad" }, { "id": "1122120", "time": "1616508865", "html": "why did you make 3 threads about people being jerks. make one thread if you feel that way, or go to the already existing threads", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1122125", "time": "1616508970", "html": "Get away. Just ignore all these threads I put. It was a problem with soul claiming and a LOT of BroncoBoys. We solved the problem on group chat. We\u2019re all friends now!<br /><br />:D", "user": "plutosad" }, { "id": "1122131", "time": "1616509125", "html": "whoa what happened here and i still dont know who broncoboy is", "user": "hoylecake" }, { "id": "1122137", "time": "1616509188", "html": "We solved everything in group chat. I want to forget this drama. Can someone lock this?", "user": "plutosad" } ], "users": { "plutosad": { "name": "Pluto Sad", "key": "plutosad", "url": "/users/plutosad", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/40382.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "217" }, "kadaevr": { "name": "kadaevr", "key": "kadaevr", "url": "/users/kadaevr", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/28091.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "213" }, "hydromaniac1": { "name": "HydroManiac1", "key": "hydromaniac1", "url": "/users/hydromaniac1", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/24839.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1754" }, "dementedkermit": { "name": "dementedkermit", "key": "dementedkermit", "url": "/users/dementedkermit", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/41625.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "11728" }, "hoylecake": { "name": "hoylecake", "key": "hoylecake", "url": "/users/hoylecake", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/41546.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "5927" } }, "page_num": 1, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 1 }

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