Two Cans & String

{ "thread_id": "11189", "posts": [ { "id": "1128164", "time": "1618320221", "html": "<span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Welcome to the Republic/Kingdom of TwoCans and String. </span><br />This is the thread where TCaS politics plays out. <br /><br /><h2 class=\"heading\">Elected Positions</h2>Elections are May 4 every year. May the Fourth be with you. <br /><br />_{The incumbent president may be elected an unlimited number of terms, but never consecutively. This way, there is no incumbent advantage. The current president may run for president the year after their successor. This rule only exists for the presidency, not the non-elected VP or elected Custodian. An incumbent president may still run for the less prestigious role of Custodian, which has no such rule. Incumbent custodians may run for custodian consecutively. You may not run for more than one elected position.}<br /><br /><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">President of the Republic</span><br />(term: May after election to next May after election) vice president is chosen by winner after election<br />2021 - aprzn123 (P) / incognito girl (VP) <br />2022 - bug (P) / hoylecake(theki) (VP) <br />2023 - N/A<br /><br /><a href=\"https://twocansandstring.com/forum/games/11070/page1\">Disregard this Link. It was the thread for the 2021 election. All subsequent elections were and are held on the Republic thread. </a><br /><br />Candidates for the 2023 Election Season<br />BroncoBoy18 <a href=\"https://twocansandstring.com/forum/sandbox/gotopost/1264443/#post1264443\">Campaign Platform</a><br />KyoMiyake (WEEB#1)<br />horse <a href=\"https://twocansandstring.com/forum/sandbox/gotopost/1264357/#post1264357\">(Campaign Platform - horse's wordiest post wow!) </a><br />AlexOnline<br /><br /><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Custodian of the Republic</span><br />\ud83e\uddf9Janitor, Custodian of the Republic, Keeper of one of the Truest Mops (also below in "Current Positions")<br />Note: this election has no debate. <br />2021 - Kylljoy (as Lesser Janitor, Custodian), stripes (as Top Janitorial Provider)<br />2022 - Kylljoy (as Lesser Janitor, Custodian), stripes (as Top Janitorial Provider)<br />2023 - N/A (now combined into one position) <br /><br />Candidates for the 2023 Custodian Election<br />Kylljoy <br />hoylecake (theki) <a href=\"https://twocansandstring.com/forum/sandbox/gotopost/1264451/#post1264451\">Campaign Platform</a><br />stripes <a href=\"https://twocansandstring.com/forum/sandbox/gotopost/1264465/#post1264465\">Campaign Platform?</a><br /><br /><br /><h2 class=\"heading\"> Recipients of Medals </h2>_{the President can hand out these three medals during their term}<br /><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Term of bug 2022-2023</span><br />\ud83e\udd47 Medal of the Republic - N/A<br />\ud83c\udf96 Medal of the String - stripes<br />\ud83c\udfc5 Medal of the Cans - caveat<br /><br /><h2 class=\"heading\">Country Symbols</h2><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">TwoCans Republic's National Anthem</span><br /><a href=\"https://twocansandstring.com/forum/games/11248\">Anthem thread</a><br /><a href=\"https://tinyurl.com/yzlugf8x\">TwoCans National Anthem: Link to the Song to Listen</a><br /><br /><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Crowns of the Kingdom of TwoCans, Official Flag of the Republic, Royal Flag of the Republic, TwoCans Seal (in that order)</span><br /><img src=\"https://twocansandstring.com/uploads/drawn/23730.png\" alt=\"\" /><img src=\"https://twocansandstring.com/uploads/drawn/23679.png\" alt=\"\" /><img src=\"https://twocansandstring.com/uploads/drawn/23731.png\" alt=\"\" /><img src=\"https://twocansandstring.com/uploads/drawn/23189.png\" alt=\"\" /><img src=\"https://twocansandstring.com/uploads/drawn/23186.png\" alt=\"\" /><img src=\"https://twocansandstring.com/uploads/drawn/24593.png\" alt=\"\" /><img src=\"https://twocansandstring.com/uploads/drawn/24591.png\" alt=\"\" /><img src=\"https://twocansandstring.com/uploads/drawn/24595.png\" alt=\"\" /> <img src=\"https://twocansandstring.com/uploads/drawn/24594.png\" alt=\"\" /><br /><br /><h2 class=\"heading\">Current Positions</h2>\ud83d\ude07Our Gods and Goddesses of TC&S AND the best god is Blake.<br />\u2714\ufe0fGovernment Keeper: W_Licky<br />\ud83d\udc51<a href=\"https://twocansandstring.com/forum/general/gotopost/1132542/#post1132542\">Ceremonial Monarch of the State: It all happens over here.</a><br />\ud83d\udc68\u200d\ud83d\udcbcPresident: bug <br />\ud83d\udc68\u200d\ud83d\udcbcVice President: hoylecake <br />\ud83c\udfdb\ufe0fHead of the Court of Can: Kylljoy<br />\ud83d\udc68\u200d\u2696\ufe0fCurrent Courtroom Judge: Antagonist<br />\u200e\u200d\u2696\ufe0fCurrent Courtroom Jury: Unknown?<br />\u200e\u200d\u2696\ufe0fCurrent Courtroom Jury Foreman: Unknown?<br />\ud83e\udd15Head of TPOL: dementedkermit<br />\ud83c\udfadHead of Art Market and Theatrical Plays: W_Licky<br />\ud83d\udcdaKeeper of Meme Knowledge: cheese man<br />\ud83c\udf43Official Drug Market Dealer: It's a secret. Name can be found somewhere on this thread. <br />\ud83e\udd74Head of the Department of Redundancy: dementedkermit<br />\ud83d\ude97Department of Motor Vehicles Head: Fatty the Fat guy<br />\ud83d\udea7Border Patrol Head: HydroManic1<br />\ud83d\udc6eHead of TwoCans FBI: depressed guy<br />\ud83d\ude8cHead of General Transportation: Cinnamon_Toast<br />\ud83e\uddf9Custodian of the Republic, Official Janitor, Keeper of the Truest Mop: Kylljoy (stripes in the former Official Janitorial Provider of the Government of the TwoCans Republic of String position, will be abolished 2023) <br />\ud83c\udff3\ufe0fOfficial Vexillologist (totally not the flag of surrender): ackyyackyattack<br />\ud83d\udcdc International Affairs Manager: BroncoBoy18<br /><br /><h2 class=\"heading\">Religions</h2><a href=\"https://twocansandstring.com/forum/sandbox/10947\">The Pain of Life (TPoL)</a><br />We worship J_^AXXIE. We submit to J_^AXXIE. <br /><img src=\"https://twocansandstring.com/uploads/drawn/37250.png\" alt=\"\" /><img src=\"https://twocansandstring.com/uploads/drawn/37252.png\" alt=\"\" /><br />This is our great banner. The second is our religious symbol, the alpaca. J_^AXXIE shall see us use the alpaca symbol in our avatars to show we submit. J_^AXXIE is best written in this way. This is how: <span style=\"color:#000000;\">J<</span>sub<span style=\"color:#000000;\">><su</span><span style=\"color:#000000;\">p></span>AXXIE<span style=\"color:#000000;\"></s</span>up></s<span style=\"color:#000000;\">ub></span><br /><br /><a href=\"https://twocansandstring.com/forum/twocans/12055\">Chapel of Chad</a><br />N/A<br /><br /><a href=\"https://twocansandstring.com/forum/touchysubjects/12068\">Fish Cult</a><br />God settled on a prophet, named flopflopsalmon.<br /><img src=\"https://twocansandstring.com/uploads/drawn/38413.png\" alt=\"\" /><br />in order to be a part of the fish cult you have to:<br />have a fish in your profile picture in some form<br />have praise the fish in your bio somewhere it can be anywhere<br /><br /><h2 class=\"heading\">Miscellaneous </h2><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Links to State Owned Institutions</span><br /><a href=\"https://twocansandstring.com/forum/general/gotopost/1132542/#post1132542\">Fight for the Crown</a><br /><a href=\"https://twocansandstring.com/forum/general/gotopost/1132359/#post1132359\">Discussion and Homepage of TC&S Plays</a><br /><a href=\"https://twocansandstring.com/forum/general/gotopost/1138297/#post1138297\">Official TwoCans Bank of Bitcan</a><br /><a href=\"https://twocansandstring.com/forum/twocans/gotopost/1138601/#post1138601\">TwoCans Newsletter</a><br /><a href=\"https://twocansandstring.com/forum/musicandmovies/gotopost/1139967/#post1139967\">TwoCans Music Studio [TCMS]</a><br /><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Links to Private Institutions Unafilliated with the Republic</span><br /><a href=\"https://twocansandstring.com/forum/general/gotopost/1127799/#post1127799\">Court of Can (Links to the Court Constitution)</a> <span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">/</span> <a href=\"https://twocansandstring.com/forum/general/gotopost/1127552/#post1127552\">and click this for link to first post</a><br /><a href=\"https://twocansandstring.com/forum/games/gotopost/1165492/#post1165492\">[Revamped] The World of TwoCans: Nations, Empires, Diplomacy, WAR!!!</a><br /><a href=\"https://twocansandstring.com/forum/general/gotopost/1137062/#post1137062\">School of TwoCans</a><br /><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Current Currency</span><br /><span style=\"color:#008000;\"><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Bitcan</span></span><br /><a href=\"https://twocansandstring.com/forum/general/gotopost/1138297/#post1138297\">Official TwoCans Bank of Bitcan</a><br />ignore this currency, it's failed<br /><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">State Souls</span><br />20.69% of ahsker's soul is owned by me! But also owned by the TwoCans Republic.<br /><br /><h2 class=\"heading\">The Other Recognized Countries</h2><a href=\"https://twocansandstring.com/forum/general/gotopost/1134689/#post1134689\">Country of Awesomeness</a><br /><a href=\"https://twocansandstring.com/forum/games/gotopost/1136977/#post1136977\">Country of Justice</a><br /><a href=\"https://twocansandstring.com/forum/games/12054\">Country of Bloon</a>", "user": "wlicky" }, { "id": "1128166", "time": "1618320297", "html": "oh let me find it<br /><br />edit:<br /><br />here<br />https://twocansandstring.com/forum/general/10470<br /><br />i remember (barely) being a part of this", "user": "titanlord237" }, { "id": "1128221", "time": "1618323357", "html": "I call Chief Justice of the Supreme Court.", "user": "joetom" }, { "id": "1128570", "time": "1618329151", "html": "We should have a Supreme Court for cases in the general TCAS Courtroom that are more difficult. The Supreme Court should have admins as the justices. Maybe possibly people who have been here a very long time.<br /><br />And we need a legislature. Kylljoy is apparently already the main legislator.", "user": "wlicky" }, { "id": "1128621", "time": "1618331960", "html": "Flag of TCAS REPUBLIC. <br /><img src=\"https://twocansandstring.com/uploads/drawn/23189.png\" alt=\"\" /><img src=\"https://twocansandstring.com/uploads/drawn/23186.png\" alt=\"\" />", "user": "wlicky" }, { "id": "1128622", "time": "1618332011", "html": "That looks good.", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1128623", "time": "1618332058", "html": "thx", "user": "wlicky" }, { "id": "1128625", "time": "1618332249", "html": "that's actually a genuinely good flag<br /><br />you think you could incorporate blue and purple? they are the main site aesthetic colors, after all.<br /><br />also, could you put two more layers at the top and bottom to match the same stripes of the american flag? just a suggestion.", "user": "titanlord237" }, { "id": "1128699", "time": "1618336855", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/wlicky\">W_Licky</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">We should have a Supreme Court for cases in the general TCAS Courtroom that are more difficult. The Supreme Court should have admins as the justices. Maybe possibly people who have been here a very long time.<br /><br />And we need a legislature. Kylljoy is apparently already the main legislator.</div></div><br />thats called moderator banning", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1128704", "time": "1618337021", "html": "Oh, the punishments aren't ever serious. Most of the stuff will be just symbolic.", "user": "wlicky" }, { "id": "1128706", "time": "1618337055", "html": "How funny, Blake is our king. Who's the queen?", "user": "wlicky" }, { "id": "1128726", "time": "1618338087", "html": "BIake, that's who! also, notice that i put an I for blake's L", "user": "cheeseman" }, { "id": "1128729", "time": "1618338387", "html": "nvm", "user": "titanlord237" }, { "id": "1128746", "time": "1618338980", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/titanlord237\">Titanlord237</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">oh let me find it<br /><br />edit:<br /><br />here<br />https://twocansandstring.com/forum/general/10470<br /><br />i remember (barely) being a part of this</div></div><br />Now I'm bringing it to reality. Just much simpler and less like real life because this is TCAS. Which reminds me, should we have a currency? A treasury? How would that work?", "user": "wlicky" }, { "id": "1128751", "time": "1618339172", "html": "your value on this website is determined solely by the number of dots you have<br /><br />nobody has any dots pretty sure they were patched out", "user": "titanlord237" }, { "id": "1128753", "time": "1618339501", "html": "Jaxxin Dollars?<br /><br />O'Harean Dollars?", "user": "wlicky" }, { "id": "1128758", "time": "1618339590", "html": "T-BUCKS<br />\ud83d\ude02", "user": "cheeseman" }, { "id": "1128766", "time": "1618339728", "html": "Canstrings<br /><br />(bad)", "user": "wlicky" }, { "id": "1128770", "time": "1618339915", "html": "T-CaSh", "user": "titanlord237" }, { "id": "1128771", "time": "1618339939", "html": "How would these units of currency function?", "user": "aprzn123" }, { "id": "1128776", "time": "1618340169", "html": "Guys, I've said it before, and I'll say it again.<br /><br />Bitcan. It's a cryptocurrency that runs on the Blakechain.", "user": "kylljoy" }, { "id": "1128782", "time": "1618340340", "html": "but the Blakechain seems hard to implement and I must have an entirely trivial system", "user": "aprzn123" }, { "id": "1128783", "time": "1618340366", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/kylljoy\">Kylljoy</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Guys, I've said it before, and I'll say it again.<br /><br />Bitcan. It's a cryptocurrency that runs on the Blakechain.</div></div><br />bit can XDXDXD", "user": "cheeseman" }, { "id": "1128784", "time": "1618340397", "html": "I mean, do we NEED money?", "user": "wlicky" }, { "id": "1128785", "time": "1618340438", "html": "probably not.<br />poor pride, lol!", "user": "cheeseman" } ], "users": { "wlicky": { "name": "W_Licky", "key": "wlicky", "url": "/users/wlicky", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/39559.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "8824" }, "titanlord237": { "name": "Titanlord237", "key": "titanlord237", "url": "/users/titanlord237", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/33523.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "9134" }, "joetom": { "name": "joetom", "key": "joetom", "url": "/users/joetom", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/23117.png", "rankClass": "admin", "rankText": "Admin", "posts": "7636" }, "ebag": { "name": "e-bag", "key": "ebag", "url": "/users/ebag", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/36979.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "10725" }, "dementedkermit": { "name": "dementedkermit", "key": "dementedkermit", "url": "/users/dementedkermit", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/39231.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "9803" }, "cheeseman": { "name": "cheese man", "key": "cheeseman", "url": "/users/cheeseman", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/39142.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2877" }, "aprzn123": { "name": "aprzn123", "key": "aprzn123", "url": "/users/aprzn123", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/23416.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "6853" }, "kylljoy": { "name": "Kylljoy", "key": "kylljoy", "url": "/users/kylljoy", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/37262.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4816" } }, "page_num": 1, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 50 }

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