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{ "thread_id": "11278", "posts": [ { "id": "1137062", "time": "1620228051", "html": "<h2 class=\"heading\">Now Hiring Teachers!</h2>You can get multiple teaching jobs<br /><br /><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Available Spots:</span><br />Art:<br />FACS:<br />Theater:<br />Choir:<br />Substitute Teacher:<br />Other (make a post requesting another subject)<br /><br /><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Available Jobs That Aren\u2019t Teachers</span><br />Vice Principal:<br />Secretary:<br />Nurse:<br />Media Specialist:<br /><br /><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Teachers</span><br />ELA/English: <span style=\"text-decoration:line-through;\">PoikiChoi (formerly Grammar Nazi, but he got fired)</span> lol they\u2019re dead<br />Orchestra: depressed guy<br />Band: e-bag<br />History: W_Licky<br />Science: adsfjlk;<br />Coding: BroncoBoy18<br />Foreign Languages: Iateap0tat0<br />Math: Kylljoy<br />Computers: BroncoBoy18<br />German: itsunfair<br />Workshop: dementedkermit<br />Government: delbeto <br />Geography: W_Licky<br /> <br /><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Not Teachers</span><br />Principal: PoikiChoi <br />Interim Principal: HydroManiac<br />Vice Principal: W_Licky<br />Counselor: dumbkeara<br />Librarian: Tofuhound<br />Janitor: stripes<br />Cook: Cinnamon_Toast<br />IT: Probot<br /><br /><div style=\"font-style:italic;color:#888;\">idk, give me ideas. Licky wanted me to be his English teacher. This is just me fucking around because I\u2019m bored</div>", "user": "poikichoi" }, { "id": "1137066", "time": "1620228195", "html": "Fuck it, I'll be an orchestra teacher", "user": "depressedguy" }, { "id": "1137069", "time": "1620228298", "html": "I hope you do better than the first one :)", "user": "poikichoi" }, { "id": "1137074", "time": "1620228513", "html": "Band teacher here.<br /><br /><div style=\"font-style:italic;color:#888;\">Incredible, now we just need the actual teachers.</div>", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1137098", "time": "1620230273", "html": "I'll be History teacher.", "user": "wlicky" }, { "id": "1137104", "time": "1620231456", "html": "Ayo, this school aint got a choir?", "user": "datboi9726" }, { "id": "1137106", "time": "1620231499", "html": "Or theater, if you're into that.", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1137111", "time": "1620231886", "html": "i suppose i could be the science teacher. why not. lets electrocute a dead frog.", "user": "adsfjlk" }, { "id": "1137115", "time": "1620232225", "html": "I'll be a coding teacher", "user": "broncoboy18" }, { "id": "1137116", "time": "1620233164", "html": "I'll be a foreign language teacher. I'm not good enough at coding nor math to really teach and there's better candidates for that.", "user": "iateap0tat0" }, { "id": "1137119", "time": "1620233741", "html": "I could do Math/CS, I suppose. Provided they're only up to high-school level, of course. I nominate Mathy for the Stat/Math department chair.", "user": "kylljoy" }, { "id": "1137131", "time": "1620235897", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/poikichoi\">PoikiChoi</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">I hope you do better than the first one :)</div></div> What happened to him?", "user": "depressedguy" }, { "id": "1137141", "time": "1620236774", "html": "It was not his <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">forte</span><br /><br />^{I'll see myself out}", "user": "kylljoy" }, { "id": "1137174", "time": "1620238361", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/depressedguy\">depressed guy</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">What happened to him?</div></div>You don\u2019t need to know :)", "user": "poikichoi" }, { "id": "1137175", "time": "1620238578", "html": "0_0<br /><br />"I am scared"-Poiki, over on TPoL's Discord", "user": "broncoboy18" }, { "id": "1137177", "time": "1620238732", "html": "None of you guys need to know what happened to the teachers you replace :)", "user": "poikichoi" }, { "id": "1137180", "time": "1620238926", "html": "And were you replaced?", "user": "broncoboy18" }, { "id": "1137181", "time": "1620239097", "html": "I <span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">AM</span> the English teacher<br /><br />We all know what happened to the old one", "user": "poikichoi" }, { "id": "1137204", "time": "1620240664", "html": "Dead.<br /><br />I didn't do it.", "user": "wlicky" }, { "id": "1137206", "time": "1620240747", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/poikichoi\">PoikiChoi</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Principle:<br />Vice Principle:</div></div><br />I don't know if Poiki is a good English teacher.", "user": "wlicky" }, { "id": "1137209", "time": "1620240826", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/wlicky\">W_Licky</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\"><div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/poikichoi\">PoikiChoi</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Principle:<br />Vice Principle:</div></div><br />I don't know if Poiki is a good English teacher.</div></div><br />it's an easy enough mistake to make. I've mad it myself quite a few times.", "user": "adsfjlk" }, { "id": "1137211", "time": "1620240891", "html": "Still...", "user": "wlicky" }, { "id": "1137212", "time": "1620240894", "html": "can i be counselor?<br />im obviously fit for the job", "user": "dumbkeara" }, { "id": "1137221", "time": "1620241319", "html": "Can I also teach Computers?", "user": "broncoboy18" }, { "id": "1137301", "time": "1620245084", "html": "Who gave me this paper? I don't teach... "Environmental Science."<br /><img src=\"https://twocansandstring.com/uploads/drawn/24442.png\" alt=\"\" /><br /><br />This is one heck of a history project. Oh no. No name. Sigh. <br /><img src=\"https://twocansandstring.com/uploads/drawn/24445.png\" alt=\"\" />", "user": "wlicky" } ], "users": { "poikichoi": { "name": "PoikiChoi", "key": "poikichoi", "url": "/users/poikichoi", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/39596.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4805" }, "depressedguy": { "name": "depressed guy", "key": "depressedguy", "url": "/users/depressedguy", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/16868.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1001" }, "ebag": { "name": "e-bag", "key": "ebag", "url": "/users/ebag", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/36979.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "10725" }, "wlicky": { "name": "W_Licky", "key": "wlicky", "url": "/users/wlicky", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/39559.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "8824" }, "datboi9726": { "name": "DatBoi9726", "key": "datboi9726", "url": "/users/datboi9726", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/21584.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3935" }, "adsfjlk": { "name": "adsfjlk;", "key": "adsfjlk", "url": "/users/adsfjlk", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/18750.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2763" }, "broncoboy18": { "name": "BroncoBoy18", "key": "broncoboy18", "url": "/users/broncoboy18", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/21075.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "9850" }, "iateap0tat0": { "name": "Iateap0tat0", "key": "iateap0tat0", "url": "/users/iateap0tat0", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/19433.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1768" }, "kylljoy": { "name": "Kylljoy", "key": "kylljoy", "url": "/users/kylljoy", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/37262.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4816" }, "dumbkeara": { "name": "dumbkeara", "key": "dumbkeara", "url": "/users/dumbkeara", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/31377.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1292" } }, "page_num": 1, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 31 }

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