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idk, give me ideas. Licky wanted me to be his English teacher. This is just me fucking around because I’m bored
640.308 days ago
May 5, 2021 - 3:20 PM
Fuck it, I'll be an orchestra teacher
640.306 days ago
May 5, 2021 - 3:23 PM
I hope you do better than the first one :)
640.305 days ago
May 5, 2021 - 3:24 PM
Band teacher here.
Incredible, now we just need the actual teachers.
640.302 days ago
May 5, 2021 - 3:28 PM
640.282 days ago
May 5, 2021 - 3:57 PM
Ayo, this school aint got a choir?
640.268 days ago
May 5, 2021 - 4:17 PM
Or theater, if you're into that.
640.268 days ago
May 5, 2021 - 4:18 PM
i suppose i could be the science teacher. why not. lets electrocute a dead frog.
640.263 days ago
May 5, 2021 - 4:24 PM
640.259 days ago
May 5, 2021 - 4:30 PM
I'll be a foreign language teacher. I'm not good enough at coding nor math to really teach and there's better candidates for that.
640.248 days ago
May 5, 2021 - 4:46 PM
I could do Math/CS, I suppose. Provided they're only up to high-school level, of course. I nominate Mathy for the Stat/Math department chair.
640.242 days ago
May 5, 2021 - 4:55 PM
I hope you do better than the first one :)
What happened to him?
640.217 days ago
May 5, 2021 - 5:31 PM
It was not his forte
I'll see myself out
640.207 days ago
May 5, 2021 - 5:46 PM
You don’t need to know :)
640.188 days ago
May 5, 2021 - 6:12 PM
0_0
"I am scared"-Poiki, over on TPoL's Discord
640.186 days ago
May 5, 2021 - 6:16 PM
None of you guys need to know what happened to the teachers you replace :)
640.184 days ago
May 5, 2021 - 6:18 PM
640.182 days ago
May 5, 2021 - 6:22 PM
I AM the English teacher
We all know what happened to the old one
640.18 days ago
May 5, 2021 - 6:24 PM
640.162 days ago
May 5, 2021 - 6:51 PM
Principle:
Vice Principle:
I don't know if Poiki is a good English teacher.
640.161 days ago
May 5, 2021 - 6:52 PM
Principle:
Vice Principle:
I don't know if Poiki is a good English teacher.
it's an easy enough mistake to make. I've mad it myself quite a few times.
640.16 days ago
May 5, 2021 - 6:53 PM
640.159 days ago
May 5, 2021 - 6:54 PM
can i be counselor?
im obviously fit for the job
640.159 days ago
May 5, 2021 - 6:54 PM
Can I also teach Computers?
640.154 days ago
May 5, 2021 - 7:01 PM
Who gave me this paper? I don't teach... "Environmental Science."

This is one heck of a history project. Oh no. No name. Sigh.

640.11 days ago
May 5, 2021 - 8:04 PM
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