Two Cans & String

{ "thread_id": "11278", "posts": [ { "id": "1137372", "time": "1620258703", "html": "if no one takes it, just eat it", "user": "poikichoi" }, { "id": "1137389", "time": "1620261178", "html": "You don't know WHERE that paper's been.", "user": "wlicky" }, { "id": "1137401", "time": "1620265358", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/wlicky\">W_Licky</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Who gave me this paper? I don't teach... "Environmental Science."<br /><img src=\"https://twocansandstring.com/uploads/drawn/24442.png\" alt=\"\" /></div></div><br />oh, that's mine. this appears to be a paper on how to speed up global warming, perfect.", "user": "adsfjlk" }, { "id": "1137413", "time": "1620267662", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/wlicky\">W_Licky</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">You don't know WHERE that paper's been.</div></div>don\u2019t be a pussy", "user": "poikichoi" }, { "id": "1137415", "time": "1620267721", "html": "i'll eat it", "user": "adsfjlk" }, { "id": "1137417", "time": "1620267791", "html": "I would promote you but I\u2019m only some lowly English teacher", "user": "poikichoi" }, { "id": "1137418", "time": "1620267844", "html": "i promote you to senior english teacher", "user": "adsfjlk" }, { "id": "1137421", "time": "1620268022", "html": "Is there a class for hobby modeling?", "user": "cinnamontoast" }, { "id": "1137422", "time": "1620268081", "html": "No but I\u2019ll add it<br /><br /><div style=\"font-style:italic;color:#888;\">I have no idea what you just said</div>", "user": "poikichoi" }, { "id": "1137423", "time": "1620268170", "html": "is that a tumble weed or just a scribble?", "user": "adsfjlk" }, { "id": "1137424", "time": "1620268193", "html": "D:", "user": "poikichoi" }, { "id": "1137427", "time": "1620269739", "html": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Model_building<br /><br />https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Library_makerspace<br /><br />https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hackerspace", "user": "cinnamontoast" }, { "id": "1137436", "time": "1620286857", "html": "I could be a German teacher... If anyone has need for that", "user": "itsunfair" }, { "id": "1137458", "time": "1620305120", "html": "Is this just going to be willy nilly teacher lounge talk? I like it.<br /><br />I'll be librarian. Duh.", "user": "tofuhound" }, { "id": "1137462", "time": "1620305287", "html": "Ok. I do need like a hundred or so textbooks titled... <br /><br />what does this say?<br /><br />ah yes<br /><br />"Empire of Rome and Egypt: SexuaI Affairs"", "user": "wlicky" }, { "id": "1137564", "time": "1620311227", "html": "but those things cost like...<br />200 dollars", "user": "poikichoi" }, { "id": "1137566", "time": "1620311332", "html": "Double post", "user": "poikichoi" }, { "id": "1137567", "time": "1620311378", "html": "poiki that's illegal", "user": "adsfjlk" }, { "id": "1137568", "time": "1620311396", "html": "I\u2019m a teacher, I can do anything", "user": "poikichoi" }, { "id": "1137570", "time": "1620311435", "html": "That's true.", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1137571", "time": "1620311446", "html": "So am i", "user": "broncoboy18" }, { "id": "1137572", "time": "1620311479", "html": "there\u2019s this kid in my class that I really hate", "user": "poikichoi" }, { "id": "1137576", "time": "1620311521", "html": "doesn't mean it's not illegal. i'm calling the police, they're gonna come take away the carcasses i borrowed. hide.", "user": "adsfjlk" }, { "id": "1137577", "time": "1620311521", "html": "Welp, at least i know its not me", "user": "broncoboy18" }, { "id": "1137579", "time": "1620311561", "html": "Oh so that\u2019s where Michael went<br /><br />I thought that little shit was skipping class", "user": "poikichoi" } ], "users": { "poikichoi": { "name": "PoikiChoi", "key": "poikichoi", "url": "/users/poikichoi", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/34205.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4746" }, "wlicky": { "name": "W_Licky", "key": "wlicky", "url": "/users/wlicky", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/34566.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "7876" }, "adsfjlk": { "name": "adsfjlk;", "key": "adsfjlk", "url": "/users/adsfjlk", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/27751.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2759" }, "cinnamontoast": { "name": "Cinnamon_Toast", "key": "cinnamontoast", "url": "/users/cinnamontoast", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/30516.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1149" }, "itsunfair": { "name": "itsunfair", "key": "itsunfair", "url": "/users/itsunfair", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/15442.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "142" }, "tofuhound": { "name": "Tofuhound", "key": "tofuhound", "url": "/users/tofuhound", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/25234.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "105" }, "ebag": { "name": "e-bag", "key": "ebag", "url": "/users/ebag", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/30674.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "9686" }, "broncoboy18": { "name": "BroncoBoy18", "key": "broncoboy18", "url": "/users/broncoboy18", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/21075.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "8785" } }, "page_num": 2, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 31 }

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