Two Cans & String

{ "thread_id": "11281", "posts": [ { "id": "1137194", "time": "1620240021", "html": "souls are boring children is where its at", "user": "asawyer92" }, { "id": "1137195", "time": "1620240073", "html": "i claim every fetus", "user": "dumbkeara" }, { "id": "1137197", "time": "1620240348", "html": "thats unfair", "user": "asawyer92" }, { "id": "1137201", "time": "1620240547", "html": "One needs permission from the parent or potential parent (ie future first born child) to claim one of these.", "user": "chet" }, { "id": "1137202", "time": "1620240579", "html": "bruh moment<br />idk how this works", "user": "dumbkeara" }, { "id": "1137205", "time": "1620240714", "html": "you know how the claimed souls works?", "user": "asawyer92" }, { "id": "1137207", "time": "1620240780", "html": "so its just like regular soul claiming just with permission now?", "user": "dumbkeara" }, { "id": "1137208", "time": "1620240823", "html": "yes", "user": "asawyer92" }, { "id": "1137213", "time": "1620240921", "html": "okay<br />got it", "user": "dumbkeara" }, { "id": "1137215", "time": "1620240993", "html": "<div style=\"font-style:italic;color:#888;\">i dont exist</div>", "user": "asawyer92" }, { "id": "1137217", "time": "1620241041", "html": "confusion", "user": "dumbkeara" }, { "id": "1137218", "time": "1620241140", "html": "its like souls just a long term investment and i made up my mind that you need permission", "user": "asawyer92" }, { "id": "1137326", "time": "1620248322", "html": "I claim all men semen.", "user": "cinnamontoast" }, { "id": "1137329", "time": "1620248524", "html": "You have to seduce the man to get the semen. Classic incubus/succubus rules.", "user": "chet" }, { "id": "1137338", "time": "1620249813", "html": "No, I just take it from them, I am <span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">male</span>.", "user": "cinnamontoast" }, { "id": "1137339", "time": "1620249910", "html": "Who says there can't be a male succubus?<br /><br />Edit: Incubus, my bad.", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1137340", "time": "1620249919", "html": "How would you being male change anything? Still have to seduce it out of them.", "user": "chet" }, { "id": "1137341", "time": "1620249985", "html": "I do not. I am a god. I take what I will.", "user": "cinnamontoast" }, { "id": "1137342", "time": "1620249996", "html": "Male succubus is an Incubus", "user": "chet" }, { "id": "1137343", "time": "1620250058", "html": "Incubus is also a band.", "user": "antimonypentafluoride" }, { "id": "1137344", "time": "1620250097", "html": "Also yes.", "user": "chet" }, { "id": "1137531", "time": "1620310035", "html": "I love how this thread got made and then not one single person used it for it's actual purpose lol", "user": "datboi9726" }, { "id": "1138247", "time": "1620424796", "html": "It is awesome", "user": "asawyer92" }, { "id": "1138248", "time": "1620425002", "html": "I am taking sertraline\u2019s first born child", "user": "poikichoi" }, { "id": "1138887", "time": "1620659472", "html": "i claimed w_licky's first born child", "user": "asawyer92" } ], "users": { "asawyer92": { "name": "asawyer92", "key": "asawyer92", "url": "/users/asawyer92", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/35596.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "431" }, "dumbkeara": { "name": "dumbkeara", "key": "dumbkeara", "url": "/users/dumbkeara", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/31377.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1292" }, "chet": { "name": "Chet", "key": "chet", "url": "/users/chet", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "5" }, "cinnamontoast": { "name": "Cinnamon_Toast", "key": "cinnamontoast", "url": "/users/cinnamontoast", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/30516.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1149" }, "ebag": { "name": "e-bag", "key": "ebag", "url": "/users/ebag", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/41593.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "11071" }, "antimonypentafluoride": { "name": "antimony pentafluoride", "key": "antimonypentafluoride", "url": "/users/antimonypentafluoride", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/31054.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4694" }, "datboi9726": { "name": "DatBoi9726", "key": "datboi9726", "url": "/users/datboi9726", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/21584.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3935" }, "poikichoi": { "name": "PoikiChoi", "key": "poikichoi", "url": "/users/poikichoi", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/34204.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4848" } }, "page_num": 1, "locked": 1, "total_pages": 2 }

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