Two Cans & String

{ "thread_id": "215", "posts": [ { "id": "5104", "time": "1296364566", "html": "@Who, I am aware of this fact, I am on a mission from god.", "user": "fizh" }, { "id": "5112", "time": "1296365124", "html": "@Fizh: I love you. You're amazing.<br />\n@Ninj: I guess you can come along. But I will feed you to the zombies if you get creepy again.<br />\n<br />\nI've heard about zombie role playing before. I had a friend who was really into it. He used to do it all of the time.", "user": "whovian" }, { "id": "5162", "time": "1296369181", "html": "@Rain: We have that in our town too, a few times a year around the college campus. They run around with nerf guns and socks filled with stuffing. I'm not sure if you have to be a student of the college to attend, though.", "user": "phreakick" }, { "id": "14047", "time": "1296398929", "html": "Ninj, no being creepy. >.< <br />\n<br />\nWait! Whovi, if we kept him and trained him, we'd have a creepy guard dog!", "user": "charli" }, { "id": "14156", "time": "1296408849", "html": "True. Okay we can train him. But if he tries to attack the animals I'm going to take him outside.", "user": "whovian" }, { "id": "14162", "time": "1296408986", "html": "He knows better. I think we should get him a nice big kennel though.", "user": "charli" }, { "id": "14180", "time": "1296411221", "html": "Excuse me? I am not a dog.", "user": "ninjaofcloud" }, { "id": "14185", "time": "1296412130", "html": "Fine. Guard human.", "user": "charli" }, { "id": "14208", "time": "1296413351", "html": "Fair enough. Just give me a gun.", "user": "ninjaofcloud" }, { "id": "14455", "time": "1296430222", "html": "You'll get the tiny one from Men in Black.", "user": "whovian" }, { "id": "14458", "time": "1296430398", "html": "^ I approve.", "user": "charli" }, { "id": "14495", "time": "1296436284", "html": "^ As do I.", "user": "ninjaofcloud" }, { "id": "14539", "time": "1296440518", "html": "The cricket gun was always my favourite.", "user": "whovian" }, { "id": "14541", "time": "1296440620", "html": "Mine too, but can I also have a shotgun and a couple of handguns? I'd like to be able to have a couple of guns on hand that don't blow me backward thirty feet every time I shoot them...", "user": "ninjaofcloud" }, { "id": "14552", "time": "1296441121", "html": "I have never shot a gun. \ud83d\ude33", "user": "kexja" }, { "id": "14553", "time": "1296441209", "html": "I have, but not extensively.", "user": "ninjaofcloud" }, { "id": "14558", "time": "1296441443", "html": "I've shot a very low caliber gun. I'm actually a decent shot too. I was one of the only people to get all the shots on the target. I even got a bullseye, although it was pure luck.", "user": "joetom" }, { "id": "14560", "time": "1296441744", "html": "I shot skeet with my dad once and hit nearly every one of my targets. I would say that I'm a fairly decent shot.", "user": "ninjaofcloud" }, { "id": "14565", "time": "1296442281", "html": "Guns are fun", "user": "markymarc" }, { "id": "14567", "time": "1296442386", "html": "No. You can't.<br />\n<br />\nI've shot a tree with a 44 magnum revolver.", "user": "whovian" }, { "id": "14570", "time": "1296442473", "html": "The most powerful handgun in the world that can shoot a punks head clean off?", "user": "joetom" }, { "id": "14573", "time": "1296442512", "html": "Why not?", "user": "ninjaofcloud" }, { "id": "14614", "time": "1296445987", "html": "Joe: Mowr? <-My confused noise...<br />\n<br />\nNinj: Because I know what happens when boys get guns.", "user": "whovian" }, { "id": "14617", "time": "1296446037", "html": "What happens?<br />\n<br />\nHe was quoting Dirty Harry, Who.", "user": "ninjaofcloud" }, { "id": "14623", "time": "1296446556", "html": "Do you feel lucky?", "user": "joetom" } ], "users": { "fizh": { "name": "fizh", "key": "fizh", "url": "/users/fizh", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/9566.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1603" }, "whovian": { "name": "Whovian", "key": "whovian", "url": "/users/whovian", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "5716" }, "phreakick": { "name": "PhreakIck", "key": "phreakick", "url": "/users/phreakick", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/1247.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1367" }, "charli": { "name": "Charli", "key": "charli", "url": "/users/charli", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3822" }, "ninjaofcloud": { "name": "Ninja_of_Cloud", "key": "ninjaofcloud", "url": "/users/ninjaofcloud", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/1412.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2857" }, "kexja": { "name": "Kexja", "key": "kexja", "url": "/users/kexja", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "504" }, "joetom": { "name": "joetom", "key": "joetom", "url": "/users/joetom", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/439.png", "rankClass": "admin", "rankText": "Admin", "posts": "7587" }, "markymarc": { "name": "Marky Marc", "key": "markymarc", "url": "/users/markymarc", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "6508" } }, "page_num": 3, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 34 }

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