Two Cans & String

{ "thread_id": "5275", "posts": [ { "id": "427022", "time": "1339285065", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/demotivationalted/\">Demotivationalted</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">This should be a general karaoke thread! I would ask a mod about it, but it has been a while since I've last seen one. They must have been all exterminated by a higher intelligence. Possibly GLaDOS, who took over the site.</div></div><br />\n<br />\nYou may sing whatever it is you please. Not just Call Me Maybe. Have fun!", "user": "amissaanima" }, { "id": "427027", "time": "1339285696", "html": "YES! Thank you, amissa anima! However, I believe this will be moved in the Sandbox :/", "user": "demotivationalted" }, { "id": "427031", "time": "1339285852", "html": "Probably not until there are more posts.", "user": "whovian" }, { "id": "427032", "time": "1339285874", "html": "It kills me not to know this but I've all but just forgotten<br />\n<br />\n<div style=\"color:#fff;padding:4px;border:1px solid #888;\"><div style=\"font-style:italic;color:#888;\">Spoiler text below. Highlight to read.</div><div style=\"padding:4px;border:1px solid #888;\">Savior- Rise Against</div></div>", "user": "mustache" }, { "id": "427033", "time": "1339285906", "html": "Dear Mods/GLaDOS,<br />\nWe would highly appreciated the movement of this thread to the sandbox.<br />\nLove always, amissa and Demotivationalted<br />\n<br />\nAnyways...<br />\n<span style=\"font-style:italic;\">You're hot and you're cold<br />\nYou're yes and you're no</span><br />\n<br />\nEDIT: Damn >.<", "user": "amissaanima" }, { "id": "427037", "time": "1339286120", "html": "See the chameleon <br />\nLying there in the sun<br />\nAll things to everyone<br />\nRun, run away", "user": "whovian" }, { "id": "427039", "time": "1339286223", "html": "I am a cider drinker<br />\nI drinks it all of the day<br />\nI am a cider drinker<br />\nIt soothes all my troubles away<br />\nOoh aar ooh aar eh<br />\nOoh aar ooh aar eh", "user": "loveinvein" }, { "id": "427044", "time": "1339286478", "html": "<span style=\"font-style:italic;\">He sees you when you're sleeping<br />\nHe knows when you're awake<br />\n<br />\nSo do The Creep HOOOOOO<br />\nAnd do The Creep HAAAAAA</span>", "user": "amissaanima" }, { "id": "427055", "time": "1339287155", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/loveinvein/\">LoveInVein</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">I am a cider drinker<br />\nI drinks it all of the day<br />\nI am a cider drinker<br />\nIt soothes all my troubles away<br />\nOoh aar ooh aar eh<br />\nOoh aar ooh aar eh</div></div><br />\n<br />\n'Cause I got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key<br />\nCome on now, let's get together<br />\nIn perfect harmony<br />\nI got 20 acres and you got 43<br />\nNow I got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key.", "user": "hunterr" }, { "id": "427077", "time": "1339287520", "html": "So keep your knees a flexin' <br />\nand your arms T-rexin' <br />\nAnd do the creep", "user": "whovian" }, { "id": "427083", "time": "1339287688", "html": "HOOOOOOO", "user": "amissaanima" }, { "id": "427090", "time": "1339288101", "html": "Take my hand<br />\nYou know I'll be there if you can <br />\nI'll cross the sky for your love<br />\nAnd I understand these winds and tides <br />\nThis change of times won't drag you away <br />\nHold on, hold on tightly <br />\nHold on and don't let go of my love", "user": "jaxxie" }, { "id": "427211", "time": "1339309867", "html": "Pancakes, Pancakes<br />\nEat 'em with a fork<br />\nPancakes, Pancakes<br />\nDon't be a dork", "user": "blaze" }, { "id": "427246", "time": "1339311963", "html": "Would you look at that.", "user": "demotivationalted" }, { "id": "427627", "time": "1339377203", "html": "Baby baby baby ohhhhhhh<br />\n<br />\nSorry. Couldn't resist.", "user": "amissaanima" }, { "id": "427709", "time": "1339388570", "html": "You don't have to beautiful<br />\nTo be my girl<br />\nYou don't have to be rich<br />\nTo rule my world", "user": "whovian" }, { "id": "427710", "time": "1339388623", "html": "Is this thread not just the exact same thing as <a href=\"http://twocansandstring.com/forum/muyimportante/37/\">This one?</a>", "user": "hunterr" }, { "id": "427713", "time": "1339390132", "html": "Are you gunna go my way? :D", "user": "poopmaker" }, { "id": "427714", "time": "1339390238", "html": "Hunterr, lyrics stuck in your head may not be the lyrics you want to sing out loud. xD", "user": "justanotherrobot" }, { "id": "427716", "time": "1339391065", "html": "The words I speak are the thoughts I think out loud.", "user": "poopmaker" }, { "id": "427818", "time": "1339410702", "html": "We should concentrate on a single song. Otherwise, this thread is exactly like the Favorite lyrics thread, just like Hunterr stated above.", "user": "demotivationalted" }, { "id": "427824", "time": "1339411350", "html": "I throw food in the microwave,<br />\nThrow out when burnt, I don't save<br />\nSome McDonalds I really crave,<br />\nBut now I am starving.<br />\n<br />\nInvite to dinner party,<br />\nBut have to stay home and study<br />\nMight think of something crafty,<br />\nBut now I am starving.<br />\n<br />\nExpired food is stinkin', rubbish bin is quickly fillin;<br />\nHot night, food is decayin'<br />\nWhere is all the Pringles hiding?<br />\n<br />\nHey, I am hungry,<br />\nAnd the fridge is empty,<br />\nBut here's a coupon,<br />\nSo to the shops, maybe?<br />\n<br />\nIt's hard to eat right,<br />\nWithout gravy<br />\nBut here's my t-bone<br />\nSo drench it maybe?<br />\n<br />\nHey, I am hungry,<br />\nAnd the fridge is empty,<br />\nBut here's a coupon,<br />\nSo to the shops, maybe?<br />\n<br />\nIt's hard to eat right,<br />\nWithout gravy<br />\nBut here's my t-bone<br />\nSo drench it maybe?<br />\n<br />\nMeals on Wheels didn't take my call,<br />\nFairy floss bunched up in a ball<br />\nNot looking appetising at all,<br />\nBut now I am starving.<br />\n<br />\nI beg on the streets for some change,<br />\nGot nothing at all to exchange,<br />\nGood thing cops are out of my range<br />\nBut I am still starving,<br />\n<br />\nExpired food is stinkin', rubbish bin is quickly fillin;<br />\nHot night, food is decayin'<br />\nWhere is all the Pringles hiding?<br />\n<br />\n<br />\n[...]", "user": "justanotherrobot" }, { "id": "428730", "time": "1339544581", "html": "^Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My mom got me Pringles for my birthday. :nomnom:", "user": "amissaanima" }, { "id": "430852", "time": "1339777806", "html": "Now and then I think of when we were together<br />\nLike when you said you felt so happy you could die<br />\nTold myself that you were right for me<br />\nBut felt so lonely in your company<br />\nBut that was love and it's an ache I still remember<br />\n<br />\nYou can get addicted to a certain kind of sadness<br />\nLike resignation to the end, always the end<br />\nSo when we found that we could not make sense<br />\nWell you said that we would still be friends<br />\nBut I'll admit that I was glad it was over<br />\n<br />\nBut you didn't have to cut me off<br />\nMake out like it never happened and that we were nothing<br />\nAnd I don't even need your love<br />\nBut you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough<br />\nNo you didn't have to stoop so low<br />\nHave your friends collect your records and then change your number<br />\nI guess that I don't need that though<br />\nNow you're just somebody that I used to know<br />\n<br />\nNow you're just somebody that I used to know<br />\nNow you're just somebody that I used to know<br />\n<br />\nNow and then I think of all the times you screwed me over<br />\nBut had me believing it was always something that I'd done<br />\nBut I don't wanna live that way<br />\nReading into every word you say<br />\nYou said that you could let it go<br />\nAnd I wouldn't catch you hung up on somebody that you used to know<br />\n<br />\nBut you didn't have to cut me off<br />\nMake out like it never happened and that we were nothing<br />\nAnd I don't even need your love<br />\nBut you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough<br />\nNo you didn't have to stoop so low<br />\nHave your friends collect your records and then change your number<br />\nI guess that I don't need that though<br />\nNow you're just somebody that I used to know<br />\n<br />\n[x2]<br />\nSomebody<br />\n(I used to know)<br />\nSomebody<br />\n(Now you're just somebody that I used to know)<br />\n<br />\n(I used to know)<br />\n(That I used to know)<br />\n(I used to know)<br />\nSomebody", "user": "mustache" }, { "id": "431051", "time": "1339800607", "html": "I will now have that song on my brain for the rest of the night.", "user": "jaxxie" } ], "users": { "amissaanima": { "name": "amissa anima", "key": "amissaanima", "url": "/users/amissaanima", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/3226.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3766" }, "demotivationalted": { "name": "Demotivationalted", "key": "demotivationalted", "url": "/users/demotivationalted", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/3081.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3949" }, "whovian": { "name": "Whovian", "key": "whovian", "url": "/users/whovian", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "5716" }, "mustache": { "name": "Mustache", "key": "mustache", "url": "/users/mustache", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "5434" }, "loveinvein": { "name": "LoveInVein", "key": "loveinvein", "url": "/users/loveinvein", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4893" }, "hunterr": { "name": "Hunterr", "key": "hunterr", "url": "/users/hunterr", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1264" }, "jaxxie": { "name": "jaxxie", "key": "jaxxie", "url": "/users/jaxxie", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/13511.png", "rankClass": "admin", "rankText": "Admin", "posts": "8492" }, "blaze": { "name": "Blaze", "key": "blaze", "url": "/users/blaze", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/163.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1587" }, "poopmaker": { "name": "POOP_MAKER", "key": "poopmaker", "url": "/users/poopmaker", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "277" }, "justanotherrobot": { "name": "Just Another Robot", "key": "justanotherrobot", "url": "/users/justanotherrobot", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/2393.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "12958" } }, "page_num": 1, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 20 }

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