Two Cans & String

{ "thread_id": "7864", "posts": [ { "id": "886234", "time": "1457912943", "html": "I sometimes wonder if I've ever admitted very personal things to alt accounts.", "user": "tinmansgirl27" }, { "id": "886236", "time": "1457913086", "html": ">.>", "user": "mrlogikshirt" }, { "id": "886237", "time": "1457913137", "html": "i prolly have.<br />\n<br />\n<br />\ni don't have a title. Can I be Lord Buttocks", "user": "blurryface" }, { "id": "886239", "time": "1457913178", "html": "Gas Queen", "user": "g0ldli0n" }, { "id": "886242", "time": "1457913217", "html": "I wanna be a Lord like Scott Disick", "user": "blurryface" }, { "id": "886243", "time": "1457913226", "html": "The viscount of distorted visage?", "user": "mrmagikpants" }, { "id": "886244", "time": "1457913265", "html": "I already have the best title.<br />\nLord Gas?", "user": "g0ldli0n" }, { "id": "886246", "time": "1457913307", "html": "I'm gonna just be Lord Buttocks.", "user": "blurryface" }, { "id": "886250", "time": "1457913383", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/ashlayyy/\">ash.layyy</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">^{(I actually almost posted this with my other Q&A account, that would have been both ironic and also a shitty shitty thing to do. A heart attack was very nearly avoided!)}</div></div>Here the other day, when people started pulling out some alternative accounts to post on the forum with, I was super close to making a moddy post in the big, bold, mod-red text on an alternative account of mine. I'm quite glad that I didn't.", "user": "jaxxie" }, { "id": "886251", "time": "1457913403", "html": "Works for me. I am J-God.", "user": "g0ldli0n" }, { "id": "886259", "time": "1457913866", "html": "Jax, I always think it would be funny to do so, but I'm glad I never have. Also I remember when I accidentally posted with my alt account and people started going ooooOOOO WHO ARE YOU?!? and I quickly had you delete the post. That was hilarious. <br />\n<br />\nAnd yeah, I've probably talked to a LOT of people from the Q&A lulz", "user": "ashlayyy" }, { "id": "886266", "time": "1457914582", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/blurryface/\">blurryface</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">I wanna be a Lord like Scott Disick</div></div>I once had a Lord Disick added on snapchat, but I don't know anything about this.", "user": "tinmansgirl27" }, { "id": "886268", "time": "1457914682", "html": "Scott Disick. Dated Kourtney Kardashian for ages, baby daddy to all her lil chilruns. He's fucking hilarious, dude should be a comedian.", "user": "blurryface" }, { "id": "886277", "time": "1457916139", "html": "Scot is awesome. Great suits, great drinker.", "user": "g0ldli0n" }, { "id": "886367", "time": "1457924099", "html": "I'm changing my title.<br />\nJest, First Lady of Twocans<br />\n<br />\nI hear the arms come with the title.<br />\n<img src=\"http://i.imgur.com/ngStTxp.png?1\" alt=\"\" />", "user": "jestkukolka" }, { "id": "887149", "time": "1458172270", "html": "better than Hillary's arms", "user": "grayseff" }, { "id": "887231", "time": "1458186176", "html": "I think I need a new title now...", "user": "larana" }, { "id": "887240", "time": "1458187547", "html": "Greedy. You already have a new title. It comes with a gold star.", "user": "jestkukolka" }, { "id": "887244", "time": "1458188996", "html": "Hahahaha", "user": "larana" } ], "users": { "tinmansgirl27": { "name": "TinmansGirl27", "key": "tinmansgirl27", "url": "/users/tinmansgirl27", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/33256.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "5821" }, "mrlogikshirt": { "name": "mrlogikshirt", "key": "mrlogikshirt", "url": "/users/mrlogikshirt", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/2292.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "5" }, "blurryface": { "name": "blurryface", "key": "blurryface", "url": "/users/blurryface", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1010" }, "g0ldli0n": { "name": "G0LDLI0N", "key": "g0ldli0n", "url": "/users/g0ldli0n", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/2437.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "712" }, "mrmagikpants": { "name": "mrmagikpants", "key": "mrmagikpants", "url": "/users/mrmagikpants", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/11458.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "914" }, "jaxxie": { "name": "jaxxie", "key": "jaxxie", "url": "/users/jaxxie", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/13511.png", "rankClass": "admin", "rankText": "Admin", "posts": "8496" }, "ashlayyy": { "name": "ash.layyy", "key": "ashlayyy", "url": "/users/ashlayyy", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "6437" }, "jestkukolka": { "name": "jest | kukolka", "key": "jestkukolka", "url": "/users/jestkukolka", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/26946.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2187" }, "grayseff": { "name": "Grayseff", "key": "grayseff", "url": "/users/grayseff", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/4762.png", "rankClass": "admin", "rankText": "Admin", "posts": "-999995258" }, "larana": { "name": "larana", "key": "larana", "url": "/users/larana", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/3041.png", "rankClass": "admin", "rankText": "Admin", "posts": "7915" } }, "page_num": 8, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 8 }

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