Two Cans & String

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You want to practice.</div></div><br />\nSomeone else did and I was all like "hey, I can just make a flashcard widget"", "user": "blake" }, { "id": "901617", "time": "1469134566", "html": "That's nice of you!", "user": "dragonwarrior125" }, { "id": "901631", "time": "1469144533", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/dragonwarrior125/\">dragonwarrior125</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">That's nice of you!</div></div>They are locked in my dungeon until they finish memorizing.", "user": "blake" }, { "id": "901632", "time": "1469144889", "html": "blake are you okay", "user": "jesuschr1st" }, { "id": "901634", "time": "1469145152", "html": "_{_{_{(It's a sex thing, he's just very public about it. (_{_{And I heard rumors of wanting a more traditional "Waifu".}})}}}", "user": "dragonwarrior125" }, { "id": "901635", "time": "1469146269", "html": "A "waifu in real laifu"?", "user": "insidoubt" }, { "id": "901639", "time": "1469147290", "html": "I want a waifu. ; - ;)", "user": "jesuschr1st" }, { "id": "901649", "time": "1469150110", "html": "<img src=\"http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/917/208/4a0.jpg\" alt=\"\" /><br />\nThey accept.", "user": "dragonwarrior125" }, { "id": "901653", "time": "1469150482", "html": "Das literally the most terrifying thing I've seen all day.", "user": "sundog" }, { "id": "901654", "time": "1469150524", "html": ";D", "user": "dragonwarrior125" }, { "id": "901655", "time": "1469150574", "html": "SOMEONE KILL IT WITH FIRE", "user": "jesuschr1st" }, { "id": "901658", "time": "1469150944", "html": "DO NOT OFFEND YOUR NEW WAIFU.", "user": "dragonwarrior125" }, { "id": "901660", "time": "1469151091", "html": "I DONT EVEN KNOW HER NAME YET", "user": "jesuschr1st" }, { "id": "901662", "time": "1469151272", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/blake/\">Blake</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Don't ask</div></div>", "user": "dragonwarrior125" }, { "id": "901663", "time": "1469151426", "html": "I'm so done with this website. \ud83d\ude02", "user": "jesuschr1st" }, { "id": "901666", "time": "1469152236", "html": "dear god", "user": "jesuschr1st" }, { "id": "901667", "time": "1469152274", "html": "I am actually a little too proud of that one.", "user": "insidoubt" }, { "id": "901668", "time": "1469152484", "html": "I would be proud too so I'll give you that.", "user": "jesuschr1st" }, { "id": "901720", "time": "1469206850", "html": "...", "user": "blake" }, { "id": "901733", "time": "1469210626", "html": "#notamused", "user": "blurryface" }, { "id": "901744", "time": "1469212188", "html": "I don't even get half points for being some degree of cleverness", "user": "insidoubt" }, { "id": "901820", "time": "1469283236", "html": "The creator! He made us in his image!", "user": "dragonwarrior125" } ], "users": { "blake": { "name": "Blake", "key": "blake", "url": "/users/blake", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/16552.png", "rankClass": "webmaster", "rankText": "Webmaster", "posts": "3015" }, "dragonwarrior125": { "name": "dragonwarrior125", "key": "dragonwarrior125", "url": "/users/dragonwarrior125", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/73.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "23283" }, "startrek": { "name": "StarTrek", "key": "startrek", "url": "/users/startrek", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "5" }, "jesuschr1st": { "name": "jesuschr1st", "key": "jesuschr1st", "url": "/users/jesuschr1st", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/3061.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "79" }, "insidoubt": { "name": "InsiDoubt", "key": "insidoubt", "url": "/users/insidoubt", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/32505.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2799" }, "sundog": { "name": "Sundog", "key": "sundog", "url": "/users/sundog", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/3220.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4919" }, "blurryface": { "name": "blurryface", "key": "blurryface", "url": "/users/blurryface", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1010" } }, "page_num": 1, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 2 }

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