Two Cans & String

{ "thread_id": "11026", "posts": [ { "id": "1107088", "time": "1613573958", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/garfieldmeitsgarfield\">Garfield.Me.It'sGarfield</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Throw a term limit on dementedkermit and I will perhaps run one day</div></div><br />One does not simply challenge dementedkermit", "user": "broncoboy18" }, { "id": "1107284", "time": "1613593416", "html": "garsimp can be our vice president", "user": "poikichoi" }, { "id": "1107359", "time": "1613613409", "html": "I agree with this. <br />Can I be Secretary of State?", "user": "incognitogirl" }, { "id": "1107364", "time": "1613613787", "html": "Can I be the campaign manager?", "user": "broncoboy18" }, { "id": "1107374", "time": "1613614363", "html": "im the campaign manager", "user": "poikichoi" }, { "id": "1107400", "time": "1613617522", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/broncoboy18\">BroncoBoy18</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Can I be the campaign manager?</div></div><br />u can be economics guy. IDK what the official title is.", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1107401", "time": "1613617537", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/incognitogirl\">incognito girl</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Can I be Secretary of State?</div></div><br />sure", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1108401", "time": "1614018522", "html": "I\u2019ll lobby against you!", "user": "hydromaniac1" }, { "id": "1108403", "time": "1614018595", "html": "I\u2019ll pony against you too", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1108424", "time": "1614020815", "html": "Lob a pony at him", "user": "poikichoi" }, { "id": "1108559", "time": "1614045767", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/poikichoi\">PoikiChoi</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Lob a pony at him</div></div><br />DO IT", "user": "broncoboy18" }, { "id": "1108609", "time": "1614087909", "html": "<span style=\"font-weight:bold;\"> .`.<br /> / `.`.<br /> ______________________/____`_`____________________________<br /> / .''. _ _ _ _ __..--->.<br /> \\ '()' _ .''. _ ____...---' .'<br /> |_||______.`.__ .' .'______......-----' /<br /> .||-||-./ `.`.' .' \\/_/ `./ /`.`. .'<br /> .'_||__.'/ (O)`.`. \\/_/ `./ /`.`. /<br /> |_ - _|/\\ /`.`. \\/_/ `./ /`.`. /<br /> | - _ /\\ ./ /`.`. /___________`./ /`.`._ .'<br /> '-----/\\ \\/ `./ /`.`._____________`._____` .| /<br /> /\\ \\/_/ `./ /`.`.________________.'.'.' .'<br /> /\\ \\/_/ .-`./ /`.`.---------.''.-----.-'<br /> /\\ \\/_/ .'~ _ `./ /`.`. _ ~ '..'`._.'<br /> .'/\\ \\/_/ '--------`./ /`.`.-----------' <br /> .' /\\ \\/ /______________`./ /`.`..'.'.'<br />.'__/____/___________________`._____` .'.'<br />|____________________________________|.' LGB</span><br /><br /><br /><br />edit the ascii art did not how it looked when i copied it", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1108610", "time": "1614088109", "html": "TCAS fucks up text art a lot", "user": "poikichoi" }, { "id": "1108616", "time": "1614088520", "html": ". - - - .<br /> | | <br /> . / ' , | | <br /> . " " . ` - - - ' <br /> . " " . - <br /> " . ".<br /> " . . " \\ <br /> " " \\ \\ <br /> \\ \\ . - . <br /> % \\ | " . " . <br /> . ~ " \\ \\ | | " . " . <br /> . - - . _ _ _ _ \\ \\ _ _ | | _ " . " . _ _ _ . | _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ <br /> | " . " . - - - - \\ \\ - - - - - - " . " . - - - " . o . " . ` " . <br /> | " . o " . " . \\ \\ " - " | $ \\ . | " . " . <br /> | " . o " . \\ \\ = = = = = | | = ` - - # . ' . " . " . = = = = = = = = = = = . _ <br /> | " . " . " . " . | | . b I t | " . " . " . = = = = = = = = = = ' <br /> | " . 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"<br /><br /><br />2cans doesnt allow lots of spaces before text", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1108618", "time": "1614088609", "html": "Also spaces won\u2019t show up at the beginning of posts and the start of lines<br /><br /> I think doubles spaces will get replace with single spaces", "user": "poikichoi" }, { "id": "1108620", "time": "1614088654", "html": "thats what i tried to say", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1108624", "time": "1614088856", "html": "Yeah well I didn\u2019t see your edit until I posted it", "user": "poikichoi" }, { "id": "1108625", "time": "1614088865", "html": "ohh makes sense", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1108656", "time": "1614092223", "html": "Recovered. <br /><div style=\"text-align:left;background-color:#e8e8e8;padding:12px;-moz-border-radius:8px;border-radius:8px;font-family:"Courier New", monospace;overflow:auto;\">                                                            . - - - .<br />\n                                                          |           | <br />\n                                 .     /     '     ,     |           | <br />\n                             . "   " .                     ` - - - ' <br />\n                           . "       " .     - <br />\n                           " .           ".<br />\n                               " .     . " \\ <br />\n                                   " " \\     \\ <br />\n                                         \\     \\           . - . <br />\n                                           %     \\         | " . " . <br />\n                                     . ~ "   \\     \\       |   | " . " . <br />\n                               . - - . _ _ _ _ \\     \\ _ _ |   | _ " . " . _ _ _ . | _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ <br />\n                             | " .   " . - - - - \\     \\ - - - - - - " . " . - - - " . o   .   " .         ` " . <br />\n                             |   " . o " .     " . \\     \\             " - "   |       $ \\   . | " .           " . <br />\n                             |     " . o " .         \\     \\ = = = = = |   | = ` - -       # . ' . " .           " . = = = = = = = = = = = . _ <br />\n                             |       " .   " .         " .   " .       |    |   .       b I t |   " . " .            " . = = = = = = = = = = ' <br />\n                             |         " .   " . _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ |   | _ _ _ _ _ _ _ / | _ _ _ _ " . _ _ _ _ _ _ . <br />\n                             " .       | " - - "                                                                       " . <br />\n                               "  .     |                                                                                   | <br />\n                                 " .   |         _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _                                 _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _       | <br />\n                                   " . | _ _ _ / . . = = = = = .   \\ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ / . . = = = = = .   \\ _ _ | <br />\n                                                 . " \\   |   /" .                                 . " \\   |   / " . <br />\n                                                | - -   O   - - |                             | - -   O   - - | <br />\n                                                 " . /   |   \\ . "                                " . /   |   \\ . "</div><br />It's a bit longer than it should be, I think..", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1108657", "time": "1614092282", "html": "That's perfect for yeeting a child", "user": "broncoboy18" }, { "id": "1108658", "time": "1614092368", "html": "Ah, I see that now. Very cool.", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1108661", "time": "1614092736", "html": "yay thanks", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1108687", "time": "1614094745", "html": "<div style=\"text-align:left;background-color:#e8e8e8;padding:12px;-moz-border-radius:8px;border-radius:8px;font-family:"Courier New", monospace;overflow:auto;\"><br />\n     )(:;;..                                                     <br />\n::::::::;.                                                                .''<br />\n ):(;;;;`;;                                                    ._.-.___.' (`\\<br />\n'|:|:::::"_                                                 //(        ( `'<br />\n /_| ::::'                                                   '/ )\\ ).__. ) <br />\n:/  ::.;'          mdQQQb                                  ' <' `\\ ._/'\\<br />\n:|__/::'        ---- 4SSEO                                  ' <' `\\ ._/'\\<br />\n:(__/           \\    \\SSQ'                 __        ___   __<br />\n::               \\ \\Y \\Sp                 (\\\\)______(\\|/)_(//)<br />\n:L                \\;\\\\_\\                   |\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\|/////|<br />\n:|              .;'  \\\\               mmNmmmNNmmm\\\\\\\\\\|/////|<br />\n:|            .;'     \\\\            4OOOOOOOOOOOOOO\\\\\\|///mm|<br />\n:|          .;'        \\\\          dVVVVVVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVV   mmmOOOOm<br />\n:|  ____  .;'____       \\\\   ____ mmm ____ mOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVSSSSSSSSmmmOOOOm<br />\n:| / / _\\_L / /  \\ ______\\\\_/_/__\\__ / /  \\ qVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVSSSSSSSSSmmmOOOM<br />\n:|| | |____| | ++ |_________________| | ++ | VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOO<br />\n_| \\_\\__/   \\_\\__/          \\_\\__/   \\_\\__/ dOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOO<br />\n</div>", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1108688", "time": "1614094831", "html": "Now you can lob a pony at hydro", "user": "broncoboy18" }, { "id": "1108690", "time": "1614095211", "html": "i edited it<br /><br />the horse is broken tho", "user": "dementedkermit" } ], "users": { "broncoboy18": { "name": "BroncoBoy18", "key": "broncoboy18", "url": "/users/broncoboy18", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/20523.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "111" }, "poikichoi": { "name": "PoikiChoi", "key": "poikichoi", "url": "/users/poikichoi", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/20980.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2275" }, "incognitogirl": { "name": "incognito girl", "key": "incognitogirl", "url": "/users/incognitogirl", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/20464.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "393" }, "dementedkermit": { "name": "dementedkermit", "key": "dementedkermit", "url": "/users/dementedkermit", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/20475.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3236" }, "hydromaniac1": { "name": "HydroManiac1", "key": "hydromaniac1", "url": "/users/hydromaniac1", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/20924.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "242" }, "ebag": { "name": "e-bag", "key": "ebag", "url": "/users/ebag", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/20744.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4201" } }, "page_num": "4", "locked": 0, "total_pages": 7 }

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There's a TCaS twitter thingamajig. I'm not sure why.