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Yeah, join us in infinite pain
  
worship jaxxie with us
  
Yes, yes. I shall.
  
oh frabjous day! callooh callay!
  
should i call HR?
  
for what?
  
to help gyreal
  
Sorry to scare you pals, we're singing Jabberwocky in choir right now so I constantly have the quotes in my head. Gyreal is okay.
  
when were you ever okay
  
Fair point, I just finished by college algebra test so I am very much not okay. This room is very silent.
  
math sucks, I hate all forms of algebra
  
Me too, but I also just did Cramer's Rule successfully so I am very proud.
  
Hey we should be worshipping Jaxxie.

WORSHIP.



  
w o r s h i p
  
Yes of course.





Pure perfection.
  
This shall be our battle flag. Everyone fears the name of Jaxxie, and therefore they shall fear us when this flag.
  
i own atlas corporation
our numbers are inactive but effective
and by atlas corporation, i mean the one that's not blue and asset management company
it's just a classified army with very important secret information about the operations we perform
leak our secrets and we'll target you
i do not fear TPOL
  
quit blatantly spying on us
  
i do not fear TPOL

you should


we have ď̶̨̨̨̛̰̩̦̗̝͍̯̲̖̤́͑͊͒̌̔̓͑̕ó̵̖́͐͋̉̽̌̍̄̾̅̾͐͘ ̴̣̳̳̠̖̪͈̈͋́̅̀͑̆͗̋̀̚͘͝͠y̶̧̻̜͖͇̖̮̖̣̳̭̭͎̾̄̔̇̈́͛͊͝ͅͅo̵̡̡̞̮̍̿̈́̀̍͘̕͝ư̴̡̱̱̥̲͕̺̹̔̍̽̽̓̈́̚̕͠ ̶̥͎͉̥̙͕̪̟̩͙̱͊́͂̎͘͝r̸̨̜͖̝̫͉̻͍̠̣͙͙̟̭͋̊̍͠͠e̵̜͕͍͑̾ą̵̧̗̗̭͈̲̋͆̄͋l̵̨̲̘͈̂͂͂̾͗̿͒͑̃͑̎̀̾͝͠l̶̗͉̹̺̙̤̞̜̦͍͎̯̼̈́̀͆̽̊͐̀̊̽̃̕͘̚͠y̵͈̲̭̫̫͆̆̎́͛̀͋̉̿̐̽̚͘̚ ̷͇̲̘̳̗͚͉͈̥̆̀̅̓̌̾͂͗͒͝t̸̲̘͓̦̻̄̏h̷̻̟̐̌i̷̢̡̛̻͚̠͇̜͉̬͉̟̺̳̊̿͋̀̄̉̓̊͜n̸̨̛͎̰̲̔͗͑̓͊̉̽͠k̵̨̨͖̰̱̰͓̣̦̦̗̝̜͛̏̌̓̀̒́̌́̄̅̇̕ͅ ̵̡̯͕͎͈̭͎̱̦̪̲̘̻͐í̶̛̯̎̿̄̒͒͑͋̊̾̓̿ ̸̞̦̖̙̳̘͇̗̦̝͉̠̤̒͒̄̿̉͊̏̿̈́͑̃̕͠͝͝w̵̢̺̝̪͍͚̣̒́̏̄̔́͊̓̃͠͠o̴̧̮̱̠̬̤̮̪̓̇ͅư̵̢̲͍͈̮̤̹͇̞̦̘̩̟̰ͅl̴̘̮̱̼͇͕͖̔̈́̑̆̑͂̑d̵̢̧̢̦̦̭̹̤̥̱̱̜͓̥̊̓̓̔̋̀̉̉̃͊͛̾̽͝ ̶̧̢̪͈͕̖̆̐̍̐͒̂ͅẗ̴̡̡̖̲̤̩̯̘͚̱͓̠̣͖̹́̅͝e̵̘͎͙͑̏̐̃͋̒͌̍͆͠l̴̯̯͈̘̤̫̝̍́l̵̢̲͙̗͎̱͓̹̤̪͉̟̋̀͗͑̽̀̓̂͜͝ͅ ̴̢̛̮̲̫͙̪̬̌̎̂̍͊́̅̓̕͜͜͝ý̷͔̾̆̑͆̚ō̷̢͉̙̝̞͙͉̭̃́̽͑͗̕u̷͓͔͉̘̣̜͗͂̇̒͐̈́̊̈́̀̃͒͜͝ ̷̡̧̛̪̖̮͔̯̳̥͙̗͙̎̏̽͋̋̐͜ͅͅo̶̍̆̀̓́̈́́̔̈͘͜ŭ̸̢̨̖͚͍̦̖̯̲̲̾̅́̔̔̋̏̈́͂̆̒̒͝r̶̨̡̛̥͎̎̀͂͘͠ͅ ̷̧͚̦̘̹͗̓͜͝s̵̛̛͈̭͆̃͒̈̆͐͝ȩ̵̧͖̪̦̠͎̠̻͚̺͛͒̋̍̐͗̌̆͝ç̵̹̞̬̘̺͋͌̈͋ŕ̴̛̬͛̎̄͌̓̋͗̅̃̏̚͘͝e̴͓͊̋́̆͗͆̅̊͆̍͂͗̑ṯ̷̣̝̞̝̠͈͕̳͍̤̎̅̇͗͑̑͛͂̃̓̋̚͝ͅ?̷̧̝̀̾͗̈́̑̐͝͠͝͝
  
e-bag said:
This shall be our battle flag. Everyone fears the name of Jaxxie, and therefore they shall fear us when this flag.


THE TPOL BATTLE FLAG!



  
This could also replace all stop signs once we inevitably take over earth.

No stop signs will ever be ignored again.
  
i dont think it would work though

they would get so scared theyll have to drive away
  
That's true.
  
Jaxxie scary.

I mean, LOOK at that TERRIFYING THING.


  
At first glance, she's actually not bad. Just a talking Llama (Alpaca?)

Then you see the red text of death for the first time.

Terrifying.
  
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