Two Cans & String

{ "thread_id": "12052", "posts": [ { "id": "1248659", "time": "1667958765", "html": "Please ignore for now. There is nothing going on here. There are no significant developments happening in this corner of the forum. Nothing is happening.", "user": "kylljoy" }, { "id": "1248660", "time": "1667958819", "html": "This thread does not exist.<br /><br /><div style=\"font-style:italic;color:#888;\">Sent with Joot: The Unofficial TCaS App</div>", "user": "kylljoy" }, { "id": "1248676", "time": "1667960716", "html": "<a href=\"https://joot.io/\">joot</a>", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1248688", "time": "1667966490", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/kylljoy\">Kylljoy</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">This thread does not exist.<br /><br /><div style=\"font-style:italic;color:#888;\">Sent with Joot: The Unofficial TCaS App</div></div></div><br />:eyes:", "user": "aprzn123" }, { "id": "1248784", "time": "1668029156", "html": "<a href=\"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jute\">Jute</a>", "user": "antimonypentafluoride" }, { "id": "1250840", "time": "1668617765", "html": "<h2 class=\"heading\">Update for 11/16</h2><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Updates:</span><br /><ul><li> Finished Login</li><li> Finished "Categories" page</li></ul><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Issues:</span><br /><ul><li> Nothing else exists; <span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Solution</span>: Working on it.</li><li> App is randomly possessed by spirit of dead child seeking revenge; <span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Solution</span>: Spray Bottle.</li></ul><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">How to get Joot once complete:</span><br /><ul><li> <span style=\"text-decoration:underline;\">Android</span>: APK will be available</li><li> <span style=\"text-decoration:underline;\">Apple</span>: Cry. Go ahead.</li></ul>", "user": "kylijoy" }, { "id": "1250844", "time": "1668618024", "html": "This sounds very enticing, Kylijoy.", "user": "hoylecake" }, { "id": "1250846", "time": "1668618148", "html": "The dead child seems to think so as well. I'm working on mounting the spray bottle as we speak.", "user": "kylijoy" }, { "id": "1250850", "time": "1668618529", "html": "Spray bottle is very effective.", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1250853", "time": "1668618662", "html": "<span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Issues:</span><br /><ul><li> Automatic spray bottle shorts out phone.</li></ul>", "user": "kylijoy" }, { "id": "1250854", "time": "1668618666", "html": "What is in the spray bottle", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1250857", "time": "1668618740", "html": "I would imagine Joot. Why else would the app be named Joot other than to honour the expulsion of the evil ghost child via spray bottle?", "user": "hoylecake" }, { "id": "1250861", "time": "1668618883", "html": "Digital spray bottle?", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1250864", "time": "1668619096", "html": "I would presume it is a physical spray bottle, it gets downloaded onto your phone when you get the app, just like how you download more ram", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1250872", "time": "1668624778", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/kylijoy\">KylIjoy</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\"><br /><ul><li> <span style=\"text-decoration:underline;\">Android</span>: APK will be available</li></ul></div></div><br />Message me a link to the APK when done", "user": "broncoboy18" }, { "id": "1252901", "time": "1669654262", "html": "<h2 class=\"heading\">UPDATE FOR 11/28</h2><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Updates:</span><br /><ul><li> Sub-Category Thread Listing added</li><li> Backend code for generating thread pages</li></ul><br /><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Issues:</span><br /><ul><li> Going into dead week and then finals. Development will stay in a holding pattern. <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">Solution: Patience</span></li><li> App no longer works near frogs <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">Solution: Research military applications for technology suppression</span></li></ul>", "user": "kylijoy" }, { "id": "1252903", "time": "1669656109", "html": "joot moment", "user": "axolotl" }, { "id": "1252906", "time": "1669656259", "html": "Alternative solution: Research remote frog extermination techniques", "user": "aprzn123" }, { "id": "1252920", "time": "1669672432", "html": "ask the frogs to relocate, but use a sternly worded email to show them you mean business", "user": "dementedkermit" } ], "users": { "kylljoy": { "name": "Kylljoy", "key": "kylljoy", "url": "/users/kylljoy", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/26951.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4927" }, "dementedkermit": { "name": "dementedkermit", "key": "dementedkermit", "url": "/users/dementedkermit", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/24472.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "12788" }, "aprzn123": { "name": "aprzn123", "key": "aprzn123", "url": "/users/aprzn123", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/23412.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "7005" }, "antimonypentafluoride": { "name": "antimony pentafluoride", "key": "antimonypentafluoride", "url": "/users/antimonypentafluoride", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/31054.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4846" }, "kylijoy": { "name": "KylIjoy", "key": "kylijoy", "url": "/users/kylijoy", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/30191.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "224" }, "hoylecake": { "name": "hoylecake", "key": "hoylecake", "url": "/users/hoylecake", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/42626.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "6509" }, "ebag": { "name": "e-bag", "key": "ebag", "url": "/users/ebag", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/42500.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "11309" }, "broncoboy18": { "name": "BroncoBoy18", "key": "broncoboy18", "url": "/users/broncoboy18", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/21075.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "10491" }, "axolotl": { "name": "axolotl", "key": "axolotl", "url": "/users/axolotl", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/42029.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "6733" } }, "page_num": 1, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 1 }

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