Post by Kylljoy, Chairman of the International Consortium for Completely Useless Measurments
Applications may be sent via TCaS PM to ensure I see themHello. Have you ever wanted to take part in an international organization, and/or utilize that as fluff for future applications to colleges, clubs, or jobs? Ideally with little-to-no work involved, beyond potentially discussing home decor and/or designing or preserving absolutely awful systems of measurement?
Well, look no further! After getting into a drunk argument with a friend this past Friday night, a version of myself who was substantially under the influence may or may not have abused some systems at my school to register a new international system of measurement standards to prove my point. I still lost the debate.
So now I'm offering you the once-in-a-lifetime ability to join the
International Consortium of Completely Useless Measurements. I may have made some very questionable financial
and academic decisions, but now
you can profit off of them. We can make lemonade from my poorly-thought-out lemons!
Simply register by sending me a set declaration and a $5.00 processing fee (photo of it will suffice), and you can be registered for a position in the ICCUM Leadership council!
Want to put "President of International Affairs" or "Treasurer for Travel Expenses" on your future applications?! Without putting in any of the associated work?
T Well, now you can!*
Want an excuse to define a unit of mass called "Robin Hoods" and then utilize it in a legitimate academic essay for your science or English class? Join the ICCUM and you can cite your units in any essay of your choosing!
I may have made a terrible decision, but joining this organization won't be for you! Join the ICCUM today! Together, we may stand in defiance against the International System of Units, the tyrant monopolists of Measurement!
I am sure I will regret this in three months' time.
*Titles will be granted on a first-come, first-serve basis. If two people request the same title, only the first request will be granted.T - Members of the leadership council are required by section 2.4.1 of Charter TIMMY22 to create annual reports about home decor.186.33 days ago
Dec 6, 2022 - 12:41 AM
Placeholder post until the site moves to a final host/I can be bothered to update the existing one:
ICCUM TIMMY Revision Council:ICCUM Slate Council:ICCUM Leadership Council and Associated Positions:Official Titles in Bold,
Unofficial Titles in Italics- Aprzn123, CTO, Important Things-Doer
- thiccy, Chair of Postmortem Affairs, Archduke Ultra-Death Overlord Supreme
- w_licky, Chair of Garden Affairs and Research, President of the EBOLA Caucus
- Bronco, Chair of Exploratory Entertainment Enterprises, President of the HUGS Caucus
ICCUM General Body:186.236 days ago
Dec 6, 2022 - 2:57 AM
I really think there's a better acronym for this.
Also reminds me of this video.186.16 days ago
Dec 6, 2022 - 4:47 AM
I've submitted my application. What do I do now, as a member of ICCUM?
186.154 days ago
Dec 6, 2022 - 4:54 AM
btw I sent it via the email on the website
186.154 days ago
Dec 6, 2022 - 4:55 AM
What do I do now, as a member of ICCUM?
Well, since everything seems to be in order; would you like a position on the Leadership Council, and if so, what would you like your title to be?
After that, I guess just wait until enough members join to actually hold a quorum for voting on the first slate.
186.122 days ago
Dec 6, 2022 - 5:42 AM
Of course I would want a position on the leadership council! What positions are available? Or are they more of the...improvised variety...
186.107 days ago
Dec 6, 2022 - 6:02 AM
Literally name any title you want. As written in
The Charter, Section 2.4.3, you can request any title, so long as it doesn't conflict with existing titles of the Leadership Council.
186.066 days ago
Dec 6, 2022 - 7:02 AM
Why is there so much white space at the bottom?
185.754 days ago
Dec 6, 2022 - 2:31 PM
185.608 days ago
Dec 6, 2022 - 6:01 PM
Why is there so much white space at the bottom?
The site is currently just a boilerplate while I work on getting an actual system going, so there's some loose-fitting parts here and there.
185.565 days ago
Dec 6, 2022 - 7:03 PM
Well, I hear boilerplates and boilers are your school's specialty
185.548 days ago
Dec 6, 2022 - 7:28 PM
I may have made a terrible decision, but joining this organization won't be for you! Join the ICCUM today!
I think you’ve mixed something up
185.22 days ago
Dec 7, 2022 - 3:21 AM
185.187 days ago
Dec 7, 2022 - 4:07 AM
Literally name any title you want. As written in
The Charter, Section 2.4.3, you can request any title, so long as it doesn't conflict with existing titles of the Leadership Council.
How does "Archduke Ultra-Death Overlord Supreme, thiccy" sound?
185.178 days ago
Dec 7, 2022 - 4:20 AM
It says ICCUM won’t be for us, implying I shouldn’t join. But then it wants me to join again.
184.818 days ago
Dec 7, 2022 - 12:58 PM
"I may have made a terrible decision, but joining this organization won't be [a terrible decision] for you!"
184.762 days ago
Dec 7, 2022 - 2:19 PM
oh there's a short pause that changes the meaning
wow typed words really can't convey actual meaning
184.727 days ago
Dec 7, 2022 - 3:10 PM
do you really have to email i am gen z gen z does not do emailing
183.647 days ago
Dec 8, 2022 - 5:04 PM
I thought you were thousands of years old.
183.641 days ago
Dec 8, 2022 - 5:14 PM
Bug is. They are also gen z.
183.639 days ago
Dec 8, 2022 - 5:16 PM
I applied. I want a position.
183.635 days ago
Dec 8, 2022 - 5:22 PM
I think I did everything correctly
183.625 days ago
Dec 8, 2022 - 5:37 PM
do you really have to email i am gen z gen z does not do emailing
Applications may be sent via TCaS PM to ensure I see them
183.532 days ago
Dec 8, 2022 - 7:50 PM
How do I get a nice title?
183.472 days ago
Dec 8, 2022 - 9:16 PM
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