Ok, so I don't wanna name any names, but this rapscallion I know named Blinta made a poll on here to find out which was better: chunky tomato sauce or smooth tomato sauce. Unfortunately, the wrong answer was chosen, and so I shall ask again.
Good people of Twocansandstring, is tomato sauce better chunky, or smooth?
95.398 days ago
Nov 24, 2020 - 9:26 PM
95.336 days ago
Nov 24, 2020 - 10:56 PM
95.313 days ago
Nov 24, 2020 - 11:28 PM
Why are you people like this.
95.262 days ago
Nov 25, 2020 - 12:43 AM
You cannot silence the truth, foolish mortal.
95.243 days ago
Nov 25, 2020 - 1:09 AM
95.228 days ago
Nov 25, 2020 - 1:30 AM
people who like chunky tomato sauce are just confused
you'll learn someday
95.218 days ago
Nov 25, 2020 - 1:45 AM
Ok, I think there's some confusion going on here. What exactly to y'all consider smooth and chunky?
95.16 days ago
Nov 25, 2020 - 3:08 AM
Chunky has chunks in it. Smooth has no chunks. Smooth is superior.
95.149 days ago
Nov 25, 2020 - 3:25 AM
95.147 days ago
Nov 25, 2020 - 3:28 AM
95.086 days ago
Nov 25, 2020 - 4:55 AM
95.078 days ago
Nov 25, 2020 - 5:06 AM
Ah, finally, a man of c l a s s.
94.786 days ago
Nov 25, 2020 - 12:07 PM
Smooth is clearly the
Superior majority vote
94.603 days ago
Nov 25, 2020 - 4:31 PM
Just cause it's the majority vote doesn't mean that it's right.
94.585 days ago
Nov 25, 2020 - 4:57 PM
true, but in this case that is what it means
94.563 days ago
Nov 25, 2020 - 5:28 PM
Definitely Chunky I mean, it's tomato sauce so why not have little bits of tomato in it. Otherwise it's just chunky ketchup
94.438 days ago
Nov 25, 2020 - 8:29 PM
94.394 days ago
Nov 25, 2020 - 9:33 PM
smooth tomato sauce is better for people with braces, the skin and seeds don't get caught on their wires
and smooth is always superior
94.384 days ago
Nov 25, 2020 - 9:46 PM
Fine with either, I do prefer chunky to some degree. Smooth tomato sauce sometimes feel too monotonous in texture.
94.358 days ago
Nov 25, 2020 - 10:24 PM
I hate the texture of chunky. It disturbs me.
94.18 days ago
Nov 26, 2020 - 2:40 AM
I hate the texture of chunky. It disturbs me.
Same. What if there’s secretly a big bug in the sauce? You won’t be able to find out until it’s too late.
94.141 days ago
Nov 26, 2020 - 3:37 AM
94.129 days ago
Nov 26, 2020 - 3:54 AM
I hate the texture of chunky. It disturbs me.
Same. What if there’s secretly a big bug in the sauce? You won’t be able to find out until it’s too late.
Ok but that kinda goes for every other food anyway. What if there's a maggot in my cheeseburger? What if there's a hair hiding in my calzone? What if sniper pissed in my Bonk! Atomic Punch? You may never know...
94.041 days ago
Nov 26, 2020 - 6:00 AM
Why are you so goddam passionate about chunky sauce, Mog.
92.624 days ago
Nov 27, 2020 - 4:01 PM
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