Two Cans & String

{ "thread_id": "10895", "posts": [ { "id": "1093694", "time": "1606253202", "html": "Ok, so I don't wanna name any names, but this rapscallion I know named Blinta made a poll on here to find out which was better: chunky tomato sauce or smooth tomato sauce. Unfortunately, the wrong answer was chosen, and so I shall ask again.<br /><br />Good people of Twocansandstring, <span style=\"color:#ff0000;\"><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">is tomato sauce better chunky, or smooth?</span></span>", "user": "mognog" }, { "id": "1093695", "time": "1606258590", "html": "The smoother the better.", "user": "scoggles" }, { "id": "1093696", "time": "1606260524", "html": "Definitely smooth", "user": "poikichoi" }, { "id": "1093697", "time": "1606264981", "html": "Why are you people like this.", "user": "mognog" }, { "id": "1093699", "time": "1606266589", "html": "You cannot silence the truth, foolish mortal.", "user": "blinta" }, { "id": "1093700", "time": "1606267843", "html": "lol smooth is the best", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1093702", "time": "1606268730", "html": "people who like chunky tomato sauce are just confused <br /><br />you'll learn someday", "user": "poikichoi" }, { "id": "1093703", "time": "1606273723", "html": "Ok, I think there's some confusion going on here. What exactly to y'all consider smooth and chunky?", "user": "mognog" }, { "id": "1093704", "time": "1606274733", "html": "Chunky has chunks in it. Smooth has no chunks. Smooth is superior.", "user": "justabitjaded" }, { "id": "1093705", "time": "1606274889", "html": "D:<", "user": "mognog" }, { "id": "1093706", "time": "1606280141", "html": "Chunky gang rise up", "user": "hydrogen777" }, { "id": "1093707", "time": "1606280815", "html": "chunky < smooth", "user": "poikichoi" }, { "id": "1093712", "time": "1606306062", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/hydrogen777\">Hydrogen777</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Chunky gang rise up</div></div><br />Ah, finally, a man of c l a s s.", "user": "mognog" }, { "id": "1093721", "time": "1606321865", "html": "Smooth is clearly the<br />Superior majority vote", "user": "blinta" }, { "id": "1093722", "time": "1606323462", "html": "Just cause it's the majority vote doesn't mean that it's right.", "user": "mognog" }, { "id": "1093723", "time": "1606325310", "html": "true, but in this case that is what it means", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1093732", "time": "1606336165", "html": "Definitely C^hu_nk^y I mean, it's tomato sauce so why not have little bits of tomato in it. Otherwise it's just chunky ketchup", "user": "asdfghjkl28" }, { "id": "1093740", "time": "1606339982", "html": "EXACTLY", "user": "mognog" }, { "id": "1093741", "time": "1606340806", "html": "smooth tomato sauce is better for people with braces, the skin and seeds don't get caught on their wires<br /><br /><br />and smooth is always superior", "user": "poikichoi" }, { "id": "1093742", "time": "1606343052", "html": "Fine with either, I do prefer chunky to some degree. Smooth tomato sauce sometimes feel too monotonous in texture.", "user": "privateinspectorkidd" }, { "id": "1093754", "time": "1606358413", "html": "I hate the texture of chunky. It disturbs me.", "user": "eriophora" }, { "id": "1093759", "time": "1606361838", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/eriophora\">eriophora</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">I hate the texture of chunky. It disturbs me.</div></div><br />Same. What if there\u2019s secretly a big bug in the sauce? You won\u2019t be able to find out until it\u2019s too late.", "user": "poikichoi" }, { "id": "1093772", "time": "1606362867", "html": "Chonk.", "user": "waterphoenix" }, { "id": "1093783", "time": "1606370455", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/poikichoi\">PoikiChoi</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\"><div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/eriophora\">eriophora</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">I hate the texture of chunky. It disturbs me.</div></div><br />Same. What if there\u2019s secretly a big bug in the sauce? You won\u2019t be able to find out until it\u2019s too late.</div></div><br />Ok but that kinda goes for every other food anyway. What if there's a maggot in my cheeseburger? What if there's a hair hiding in my calzone? What if sniper pissed in my Bonk! Atomic Punch? You may never know...", "user": "mognog" }, { "id": "1093856", "time": "1606492890", "html": "Why are you so goddam passionate about chunky sauce, Mog.", "user": "blinta" } ], "users": { "mognog": { "name": "Mognog", "key": "mognog", "url": "/users/mognog", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/18473.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "31" }, "scoggles": { "name": "Scoggles", "key": "scoggles", "url": "/users/scoggles", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/23512.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3782" }, "poikichoi": { "name": "PoikiChoi", "key": "poikichoi", "url": "/users/poikichoi", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/25734.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4342" }, "blinta": { "name": "Blinta", "key": "blinta", "url": "/users/blinta", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/18176.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "28" }, "dementedkermit": { "name": "dementedkermit", "key": "dementedkermit", "url": "/users/dementedkermit", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/24509.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "5574" }, "justabitjaded": { "name": "justabitjaded", "key": "justabitjaded", "url": "/users/justabitjaded", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/20021.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3641" }, "hydrogen777": { "name": "Hydrogen777", "key": "hydrogen777", "url": "/users/hydrogen777", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/11933.png", "rankClass": "admin", "rankText": "Admin", "posts": "7492" }, "asdfghjkl28": { "name": "asdfghjkl28", "key": "asdfghjkl28", "url": "/users/asdfghjkl28", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/18199.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "152" }, "privateinspectorkidd": { "name": "privateinspectorkidd", "key": "privateinspectorkidd", "url": "/users/privateinspectorkidd", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/16464.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1012" }, "eriophora": { "name": "eriophora", "key": "eriophora", "url": "/users/eriophora", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/23397.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "344" }, "waterphoenix": { "name": "Water Phoenix", "key": "waterphoenix", "url": "/users/waterphoenix", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/22670.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "9281" } }, "page_num": 1, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 5 }

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