Two Cans & String

{ "thread_id": "9598", "posts": [ { "id": "916332", "time": "1479152369", "html": "I want to hear some of your favorite *funny* vulgar insults, name calling, one liners, etc. I just saw one online that I absolutley LOVE. Goes like this:<br />You've got about three brain cells and two of them are busy holding your asshole shut! <br /><br />Some of my other favorites are:<br /><ul><li>fucktard</li><li>asswipe</li><li>cock sucker </li></ul><br />I hope this isn't too much for twocans..", "user": "guessillseeyouinhell" }, { "id": "916346", "time": "1479154872", "html": "<a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg6SRlQervo\">One of the best, hands down</a>.", "user": "waterphoenix" }, { "id": "916349", "time": "1479155681", "html": "Omg xD<br />"Great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies!"", "user": "guessillseeyouinhell" }, { "id": "916353", "time": "1479155917", "html": "Hands down greatest insult I've ever heard.", "user": "waterphoenix" }, { "id": "916360", "time": "1479156926", "html": "I'm already thinking of a situation in which I can use this.", "user": "guessillseeyouinhell" }, { "id": "916444", "time": "1479182326", "html": "I'm a big fan of 'douchenozzle' and 'cuntwaffle' when it's not all too serious. 'Douchecanoe' works well too.", "user": "coldfrost" }, { "id": "916447", "time": "1479182811", "html": "Asshat.", "user": "hydrogen777" }, { "id": "916448", "time": "1479182946", "html": "Douchecanoe lmao", "user": "guessillseeyouinhell" }, { "id": "916451", "time": "1479183628", "html": "I told my friend during a game to<br />"Suck my hot nards toaster boi"", "user": "mackenziedevil13" }, { "id": "916452", "time": "1479183936", "html": "I really like calling people pagans, heathens, and philistines. And I'm talking about the actual philistines, not the modern definition of someone who hates arts.", "user": "antimonypentafluoride" }, { "id": "916453", "time": "1479184148", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/mackenziedevil13/\">mackenzie=devil#13</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">I told my friend during a game to<br />"Suck my hot nards toaster boi"</div></div><br />Why is this so funny? XD", "user": "guessillseeyouinhell" }, { "id": "916454", "time": "1479184297", "html": "I can't hear the word "nard" without thinking about <a href=\"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spikenard\">the incense.</a>", "user": "antimonypentafluoride" }, { "id": "916483", "time": "1479188368", "html": "I quite enjoy the term "bell-end."", "user": "jest" }, { "id": "916484", "time": "1479188525", "html": "Can you use that in a sentence?", "user": "guessillseeyouinhell" }, { "id": "916486", "time": "1479188593", "html": ""Well, that guy was a massive bell-end."<br />Basically, it's calling someone a dick.<br /><a href=\"http://www.corporateskull.com/comic/skull-19/\">In a comic</a>", "user": "jest" }, { "id": "917143", "time": "1479451651", "html": "Well, I <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">do</span> have some choice words, but Dipshit is king.<br /><br />And of course, calling someone a "rusty trombone" just rolls off the tongue, doesnt it? It's a little old school, but it's so fun to say. :)", "user": "thephysicist" }, { "id": "917147", "time": "1479458618", "html": "I don't actually swear much in real life, but I do have some swearwords/insults I am fond of. Dickweed being one.<br /><br />And after this morning, I have a new favourite: Pulele lalalelor. Which translates to "The dicks of the tulips."", "user": "jaxxie" }, { "id": "917153", "time": "1479472758", "html": "I love it!!!!! How do you pronounce that??", "user": "guessillseeyouinhell" }, { "id": "917154", "time": "1479473705", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/hydrogen777/\">Hydrogen777</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Asshat.</div></div><br />It's just so elegant, isn't it?", "user": "meowmix6" }, { "id": "917763", "time": "1479704662", "html": "Y'know, now that I've started working at a job where I'm cussed at regularly (the joys of property management!), creative insults are much less pleasant. I used to rather enjoy them, but it was before I heard them actually used in a serious context against me.", "user": "zia" }, { "id": "917863", "time": "1479765016", "html": "I don't really have a favorite insult that I can actually say here but one of my favorite vulgar expressions is Jesus Christ Monkey Balls!<br /><br />Edit: I like assmaster and assblaster", "user": "antimonypentafluoride" }, { "id": "918450", "time": "1480095664", "html": "Woah I thought touchy subjects was 100% debates and confrontation, but nope. This is my kinda thread.<br />My most commonly used ones would be fuckass and cockass.", "user": "ecr674" }, { "id": "918453", "time": "1480096294", "html": "Cockass xD love it!!!!", "user": "guessillseeyouinhell" }, { "id": "918454", "time": "1480097330", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/zia/\">Zia</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Y'know, now that I've started working at a job where I'm cussed at regularly (the joys of property management!), creative insults are much less pleasant. I used to rather enjoy them, but it was before I heard them actually used in a serious context against me.</div></div><br /><br />Ha I've just started in property management. I hope I don't get tired of creative insults. <br /><br />I usually just stick with good old "cunt", but I also like nonsensical compound terms featuring either "fuck" or "cunt". "Fascist fuckwit" is a good one. Fucksticks. I'm sure I've said something like "motherslutcunt fuckity fuckwhore" at some point. I try not to use terms that I find offensive to an actual group of people like "retard" or "faggot", and I guess cunt is misogynistic but frankly more men in my life are cunts than women are, so whatever.", "user": "k" }, { "id": "918724", "time": "1480350961", "html": "I find it really amusing when people use "fuck" as a noun. Any particularly harsh insults used in an endearing context usually make me smile.", "user": "ferreteh" } ], "users": { "guessillseeyouinhell": { "name": "GuessI'llSeeYouInHell", "key": "guessillseeyouinhell", "url": "/users/guessillseeyouinhell", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/3624.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2120" }, "waterphoenix": { "name": "Water Phoenix", "key": "waterphoenix", "url": "/users/waterphoenix", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/17290.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "8921" }, "coldfrost": { "name": "Coldfrost", "key": "coldfrost", "url": "/users/coldfrost", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/20861.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "7587" }, "hydrogen777": { "name": "Hydrogen777", "key": "hydrogen777", "url": "/users/hydrogen777", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/11933.png", "rankClass": "admin", "rankText": "Admin", "posts": "7451" }, "mackenziedevil13": { "name": "mackenzie=devil#13", "key": "mackenziedevil13", "url": "/users/mackenziedevil13", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/2364.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4368" }, "antimonypentafluoride": { "name": "antimony pentafluoride", "key": "antimonypentafluoride", "url": "/users/antimonypentafluoride", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/4436.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2977" }, "jest": { "name": "Jest", "key": "jest", "url": "/users/jest", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/72.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1916" }, "thephysicist": { "name": "The Physicist", "key": "thephysicist", "url": "/users/thephysicist", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/4923.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "710" }, "jaxxie": { "name": "jaxxie", "key": "jaxxie", "url": "/users/jaxxie", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/13511.png", "rankClass": "admin", "rankText": "Admin", "posts": "8396" }, "meowmix6": { "name": "Meowmix6", "key": "meowmix6", "url": "/users/meowmix6", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/1504.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "9719" }, "zia": { "name": "Zia", "key": "zia", "url": "/users/zia", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/10397.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2319" }, "ecr674": { "name": "ecr674", "key": "ecr674", "url": "/users/ecr674", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/16118.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2494" }, "k": { "name": "K", "key": "k", "url": "/users/k", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/1314.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "5449" }, "ferreteh": { "name": "Ferreteh", "key": "ferreteh", "url": "/users/ferreteh", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/700.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2085" } }, "page_num": 1, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 2 }

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