Two Cans & String

{ "thread_id": "11171", "posts": [ { "id": "1126486", "time": "1617939920", "html": "why do some people have titles under their name in grey and how can i get one? for example, <a href=\"https://twocansandstring.com/users/scoggles\">Scoggles</a> has the title "friendly neighboorhood scoggles".", "user": "incognitogirl" }, { "id": "1126532", "time": "1617975648", "html": "I think it was something that was done, like last year. I think I can find the thread.<br /><br />Edit: https://twocansandstring.com/forum/twocans/10562", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1126667", "time": "1617995653", "html": "I got mine when I joined<br /><br />I didn\u2019t even have to do anything :D", "user": "twocansandstringcom" }, { "id": "1126668", "time": "1617995855", "html": "I mean, I guess that makes sense for your account.", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1126713", "time": "1618035668", "html": "Idk man I just ate a bunch of trees and it showed up one day.", "user": "coldfrost" }, { "id": "1126714", "time": "1618047638", "html": "Blake had a limited amount of Ikea <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">\u00d6vers\u00e4tt</span> title kits when he founded the site. He originally gave them out to a few long-time users like SbF5 and Coldfrost. Then people took notice and started asking for them, and so he gave away titles until he ran out of kits.<br /><br />The <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">\u00d6vers\u00e4tt</span> line of kits is discontinued, and as a result, it is not currently possible to get new titles, unless you are willing to buy used kits off eBay (which are rare) or want to try to get a Knock-Off from China or the Black Market.", "user": "kylljoy" }, { "id": "1131889", "time": "1618931473", "html": "ah that makes sense<br /><br />Has he tried talking to ikea about it?", "user": "hydromaniac1" }, { "id": "1139345", "time": "1620700852", "html": "I wish I had been in this site earlier and I might have gotten a title. I\u2019m jealous.", "user": "wlicky" }, { "id": "1139416", "time": "1620736620", "html": "Well, I have a title now.<br /><br />"Jealous about titles"<br /><br />I don't know how to feel.", "user": "wlicky" }, { "id": "1139418", "time": "1620736717", "html": "Lol that funny.<br /><br />But I thought there were no titles left. I mean... what if I... want a title of "Flesh Eater"?", "user": "tofuhound" }, { "id": "1139419", "time": "1620736745", "html": "I don't know.", "user": "wlicky" }, { "id": "1139470", "time": "1620738990", "html": "Thank you, I needed a good laugh in chemistry today.<br />I used to want a title but I think my name is self explanatory enough that I don't need one; I'm just a girl who's incognito at the end of the day.", "user": "incognitogirl" }, { "id": "1139474", "time": "1620739318", "html": "If i could get a title that informs people that i am not a pepper, that would be ever so helpful", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1139481", "time": "1620739779", "html": "But you are a pepper!", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1139510", "time": "1620741049", "html": "Frankly my title would be Does Not Exist", "user": "broncoboy18" }, { "id": "1139702", "time": "1620747101", "html": "stripes", "user": "stripes" }, { "id": "1140164", "time": "1620823459", "html": "got a title, "salt"", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1140169", "time": "1620823822", "html": "Mine is very much exists<br /><br />Well played Blake", "user": "broncoboy18" }, { "id": "1140171", "time": "1620823983", "html": "i guess if i am salt i cannot be a pepper...<br /><br />thanks blake!", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1140195", "time": "1620825340", "html": "Haha, I love how he corrupts the titles.", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1140197", "time": "1620825378", "html": "but it isnt corrupt<br /><br />it proves my non pepper-ness", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1140199", "time": "1620825428", "html": "Whatever you say.", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1140446", "time": "1620836910", "html": "According to my title I'm only an incognito girl at the end of the day, so not yet. I am still waiting", "user": "incognitogirl" }, { "id": "1140467", "time": "1620837581", "html": "Mine is "Necrotizing Fasciitis"<br /><br />Flesh-eating disease", "user": "tofuhound" }, { "id": "1140472", "time": "1620837795", "html": "I want title<br /><br />Pie kill you", "user": "mrevilpie" } ], "users": { "incognitogirl": { "name": "incognito girl", "key": "incognitogirl", "url": "/users/incognitogirl", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/26811.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1071" }, "ebag": { "name": "e-bag", "key": "ebag", "url": "/users/ebag", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/30674.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "9425" }, "twocansandstringcom": { "name": "twocansandstring.com", "key": "twocansandstringcom", "url": "/users/twocansandstringcom", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/22368.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "56" }, "coldfrost": { "name": "Coldfrost", "key": "coldfrost", "url": "/users/coldfrost", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/33041.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "7991" }, "kylljoy": { "name": "Kylljoy", "key": "kylljoy", "url": "/users/kylljoy", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/30724.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4551" }, "hydromaniac1": { "name": "HydroManiac1", "key": "hydromaniac1", "url": "/users/hydromaniac1", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/24839.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1754" }, "wlicky": { "name": "W_Licky", "key": "wlicky", "url": "/users/wlicky", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/33480.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "7777" }, "tofuhound": { "name": "Tofuhound", "key": "tofuhound", "url": "/users/tofuhound", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/25234.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "105" }, "dementedkermit": { "name": "dementedkermit", "key": "dementedkermit", "url": "/users/dementedkermit", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/20469.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "6194" }, "broncoboy18": { "name": "BroncoBoy18", "key": "broncoboy18", "url": "/users/broncoboy18", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/33510.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "8379" }, "stripes": { "name": "stripes", "key": "stripes", "url": "/users/stripes", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/24813.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1734" }, "mrevilpie": { "name": "MrEvilPie", "key": "mrevilpie", "url": "/users/mrevilpie", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/23684.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "94" } }, "page_num": 1, "locked": 1, "total_pages": 3 }

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