Two Cans & String

{ "thread_id": "12055", "posts": [ { "id": "1249057", "time": "1668135193", "html": "A place of worship for TCaS's <a href=\"https://twocansandstring.com/users/Chad\">newest and best moderator</a>, now that all the applicants have finished going through <a href=\"https://twocansandstring.com/faq\">the approval process</a>.<br /><br />With the awesome power of Chad at nigh, it's only proper that we laud him with the praise and worship he rightfully deserves. He <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">did</span> win the joust after all. Use this thread to share your favorite anecdotes and hymns of Chad; together, we may be one under his awesome power, and be delivered to the holy land of <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">Scottsdale, Arizona.</span><br /><br />Namastay, my fellow believers.", "user": "kylljoy" }, { "id": "1249058", "time": "1668135247", "html": "I only lost because I was unable to attend.", "user": "devery" }, { "id": "1249064", "time": "1668135584", "html": "Seriously, who is this new person and why are they a mod?", "user": "wlicky" }, { "id": "1249069", "time": "1668135929", "html": "yay new mod", "user": "stripes" }, { "id": "1249070", "time": "1668135975", "html": "How wise of a jousting professional to apply for a position that requires him to be good at jousting.", "user": "hoylecake" }, { "id": "1249071", "time": "1668136152", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/wlicky\">W_Licky</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">who is this new person</div></div><br />He's Chad.<br /> <div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/wlicky\">W_Licky</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">why are they a mod?</div></div><br />Because he's Chad.<br /><br /><div style=\"font-style:italic;color:#888;\">Namastay</div>", "user": "kylljoy" }, { "id": "1249072", "time": "1668136459", "html": "<img src=\"https://cdn.7tv.app/emote/60aec0a4e90f445e43d0541a/2x.webp\" alt=\"\" />", "user": "user64837" }, { "id": "1249081", "time": "1668136998", "html": "No, not that chad. That chad is fucking stupid. This is a gooder chad.", "user": "hoylecake" }, { "id": "1249139", "time": "1668140018", "html": "Chad seems like a cool fellow. I like chad.", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1249149", "time": "1668142238", "html": "I only lost because I was handed a bad lance. My accusation of foul wasn't heard because Chad was doing a sick flip at the time and everyone was watching that.", "user": "coldfrost" }, { "id": "1249152", "time": "1668144518", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/devery\">Devery</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">I only lost because I was unable to attend.</div></div><br />isn't attendance forced? you're telling me you didn't see the unmarked van?", "user": "caveat" }, { "id": "1249154", "time": "1668149311", "html": "Dev is pregnant and Blake wanted to avoid the association of kids + unmarked vans, so she was left out until she can be safely separated from the child. She'll make the next round, in 2042.", "user": "kylljoy" }, { "id": "1249191", "time": "1668179609", "html": "Wait, this means dual worship of Chad and Jaxxie.", "user": "wlicky" }, { "id": "1249203", "time": "1668181770", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/kylljoy\">Kylljoy</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Dev is pregnant and Blake wanted to avoid the association of kids + unmarked vans, so she was left out until she can be safely separated from the child. She'll make the next round, in 2042.</div></div> And so will the child. If it wins, I will rule as Moderator Regent until it comes of age.", "user": "devery" }, { "id": "1249206", "time": "1668181983", "html": "When the child comes of age, you can still keep your power as Moderator Dowager.", "user": "wlicky" }, { "id": "1249225", "time": "1668184514", "html": "I would be an excellent ruler by proxy.", "user": "devery" }, { "id": "1249227", "time": "1668184717", "html": "When you feel the now grown-up child has gotten enough taste of ruling, you force your child to abdicate and rule in your own right as Moderator Regnant.", "user": "wlicky" }, { "id": "1249323", "time": "1668223889", "html": "Chad is ready to run for President", "user": "aprzn123" }, { "id": "1249354", "time": "1668236652", "html": "I'm starting to think that Chad already <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">is</span> president, and he's only pretending to not be to give the rest of us mere mortals a chance at finding our own way without his awesome guidance.", "user": "kylljoy" }, { "id": "1249393", "time": "1668285733", "html": "The Chapel of Chad has become the opposing religion to the Pain of Life. I stand with those who submit to Jaxxie, and those who submit to Chad are on the wrong path.", "user": "wlicky" }, { "id": "1249416", "time": "1668298071", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/wlicky\">W_Licky</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Wait, this means dual worship of Chad and Jaxxie.</div></div><br />No, Chad has revealed to me in my dreams that Jaxxie is a false god, not to be trusted.", "user": "aprzn123" }, { "id": "1249427", "time": "1668302507", "html": "This is blasphemy!", "user": "wlicky" }, { "id": "1249428", "time": "1668306133", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/aprzn123\">aprzn123</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">No, Chad has revealed to me in my dreams that Jaxxie is a false god, not to be trusted.</div></div><br />A PROPHET HAS ARRIVED! NAMASTAY!", "user": "kylljoy" }, { "id": "1249430", "time": "1668307703", "html": "HERESY!", "user": "wlicky" }, { "id": "1249433", "time": "1668307886", "html": "Chad speaks only lies and deceit. Once I believed in Chad's blessings, but now I am Saved by J_^AXXIE.", "user": "hoylecake" } ], "users": { "kylljoy": { "name": "Kylljoy", "key": "kylljoy", "url": "/users/kylljoy", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/41668.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4848" }, "devery": { "name": "Devery", "key": "devery", "url": "/users/devery", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/31604.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3748" }, "wlicky": { "name": "W_Licky", "key": "wlicky", "url": "/users/wlicky", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/41631.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "10438" }, "stripes": { "name": "stripes", "key": "stripes", "url": "/users/stripes", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/41687.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3208" }, "hoylecake": { "name": "hoylecake", "key": "hoylecake", "url": "/users/hoylecake", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/41546.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "5927" }, "user64837": { "name": "user64837", "key": "user64837", "url": "/users/user64837", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/30000.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "340" }, "ebag": { "name": "e-bag", "key": "ebag", "url": "/users/ebag", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/41593.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "11071" }, "coldfrost": { "name": "Coldfrost", "key": "coldfrost", "url": "/users/coldfrost", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/13761.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "8073" }, "caveat": { "name": "caveat", "key": "caveat", "url": "/users/caveat", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/41688.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3001" }, "aprzn123": { "name": "aprzn123", "key": "aprzn123", "url": "/users/aprzn123", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/23416.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "6932" } }, "page_num": 1, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 2 }

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