Two Cans & String

{ "thread_id": "1214", "posts": [ { "id": "35783", "time": "1299167991", "html": "How would a person who gets on the site practically every day participating in every section of this web site become a mod? I listed this in a question but no one has know yet. <br />\n<br />\nI think it would be very nice to have the ability to ban "that guy" who infamously keeps asking if we will have sex with him.", "user": "coryh" }, { "id": "35788", "time": "1299168105", "html": "Well, first you need to know how to spell "site" correctly. And a general rule of thumb is if you ask, you will never be one.", "user": "macman393" }, { "id": "35791", "time": "1299168246", "html": "<img src=\"/images/common/emoticons/blush.png\" alt=\":#\" /> hahaha understood", "user": "coryh" }, { "id": "35900", "time": "1299177048", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\">From FAQ:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Q: How do I become a mod?<br />\n<br />\nA: I choose mods when the time is right and one is needed. 99% of the time, more mods are not needed. I choose those that are least likely to view the position as an ultra-desirable ring of power. That means if you ask to be a mod, then you are most likely disqualifying yourself from any future consideration.</div></div>", "user": "hydrogen777" }, { "id": "35918", "time": "1299177930", "html": "It also helps to be a C.", "user": "antagonist" }, { "id": "35931", "time": "1299179543", "html": "A C?", "user": "hydrogen777" }, { "id": "35932", "time": "1299179619", "html": "Class C.", "user": "antagonist" }, { "id": "35934", "time": "1299179773", "html": "...?", "user": "hydrogen777" }, { "id": "35935", "time": "1299180210", "html": "I made class system for forum users. Class C is "Modly Intellectuals: Genuinely intelligent, but in a less technical sense. They enjoy logical debates, and have good graces and morals. Often mods, for some reason. See RainingOnYourParade, Hydrogen777, Hobbaloo."", "user": "antagonist" }, { "id": "36007", "time": "1299186947", "html": "Fancy. And thanks for the compliment. <img src=\"/images/common/emoticons/smile.png\" alt=\":)\" />", "user": "hydrogen777" }, { "id": "36034", "time": "1299189023", "html": "Any time, shorty.", "user": "antagonist" }, { "id": "36156", "time": "1299194403", "html": "<-- Apparently an anal obscurest.", "user": "sophrosyne" }, { "id": "36256", "time": "1299201940", "html": "all the cool people are.", "user": "thingerdudes" }, { "id": "36263", "time": "1299202382", "html": "Thank you, Thing (I think)!", "user": "sophrosyne" }, { "id": "36266", "time": "1299202470", "html": "May I have the ring of power?<br />\n<br />\n<span style=\"font-weight:bold;\"><span style=\"color:#ff0000;\">[Mod-Edit: This post has been injected with 50cc of intelligence.]</span></span>", "user": "kexja" }, { "id": "48393", "time": "1300278534", "html": "That's amazing^ Nothing short.", "user": "razor23259" }, { "id": "48450", "time": "1300287418", "html": "D: My request was edited. Now how will I get the ring of power?", "user": "kexja" } ], "users": { "coryh": { "name": "coryH", "key": "coryh", "url": "/users/coryh", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "80" }, "macman393": { "name": "Macman393", "key": "macman393", "url": "/users/macman393", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1098" }, "hydrogen777": { "name": "Hydrogen777", "key": "hydrogen777", "url": "/users/hydrogen777", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/11933.png", "rankClass": "admin", "rankText": "Admin", "posts": "7571" }, "antagonist": { "name": "Antagonist", "key": "antagonist", "url": "/users/antagonist", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/27059.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "7548" }, "sophrosyne": { "name": "Sophrosyne", "key": "sophrosyne", "url": "/users/sophrosyne", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/3473.png", "rankClass": "comrade", "rankText": "АДМИНИСТРАТОР", "posts": "3499" }, "thingerdudes": { "name": "ThingerDudes", "key": "thingerdudes", "url": "/users/thingerdudes", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "925" }, "kexja": { "name": "Kexja", "key": "kexja", "url": "/users/kexja", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "503" }, "razor23259": { "name": "razor23259", "key": "razor23259", "url": "/users/razor23259", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/1634.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3658" } }, "page_num": 1, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 1 }

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