I am dementedkermit. I own a small company, Flak PM. We sell memberships, which I then deliver small surprise packages. I know the their is a military weapon called Flak, but it is in no way related. The official Flak PM twocans account is linked below. My day job is a software sales manager at Image-Line software. Also, water is wet. Things I enjoy are taking walks outside, advertising the Pain of Life PFP, and browsing the forums. My soul was claimed by e-bag, and I do not have any souls. I spend most of my time on forum games, but I also go on general and sandbox forum threads. I live in Bentonville, Arkansas, and have 2 kids. I grew up in Oakland, California and went to college in Berkely. I moved to Jasper, a small town in Canada for a while, but I didn't like it there so I moved to where I am at right now. I am saving up to move back to my hometown in a few years, by the time I am 35. IF you read my whole bio. Good for you, it is all fake. I am an 8th grader in iowa