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Devery

Last Online0.78 days ago
Global Post Count3046
RegisteredSep 1, 2009 - 7:30 AM
Questions Asked140
Questions Answered2800
Blurb
I am #10822, and everyone I know believes at least one lie that I've purposely told them.

I'm pretty sure that I've told multiple lies to everyone I know. The longer you've known me, the more often I have likely lied to you.

Except it's become much worse recently. I tell complete strangers what I daydream for myself. I make myself out to be some dedicated individual with a goal and a drive and the smarts to achieve all I want and more. One day you'll see me laughing in a red convertible, scattering hundred dollar bills as I speed off into the sunset. In this scenario I am of course unbelievably sexy and unattainable, the girl that men desire and women envy.

This will probably never happen. I'll probably end up living in a small apartment with a desk job and a head full of lies on my alleged wild success. I may or may not have a boyfriend, but he will probably not be for anything other than passing the time.

The frightening thing is that I am absolutely content with this prospective scenario. I'm okay with a humdrum life. I've always been told to reach for the stars, to do my best. CompeteCompeteCompete until you win. You can be the best if you try hard enough. You are the best. Everyone wants to be the best. Including you. If I beat you, I am better. I win. Winning is good. Winning is the Best. Win.

I have no idea why I have chosen to type this out to you. Maybe so someone knows the truth. Someone completely unrelated to my life. Maybe you sympathize with me. Maybe this is all a huge lie to gain this sympathy. Because I do lie, a lot. It's rather unhealthy.
Most Recent Forum Posts
"Don't worry K. Those of us who do have wacky infatuations with you will never have them fade. Take ..."
in Relationships and Stuff > The crush club thread
"Because you need to bring me all of the presents. After all it is almost my birthday."
in General Discussion > Your Train of Thoughts
"What is that one about?"
in Hobbies > Steam
"Hey guys, I bought a humble bundle and it had some games that I already own/won't ever get around to..."
in Hobbies > Steam
"Auto races are. Vrooooooooom"
in General Discussion > Your Train of Thoughts
"Applying for new jobs. Phone interview on Monday! Also, I really don't like recruiters."
in General Discussion > Your Train of Thoughts
"Yell until your voice gets hoarse, ride the horse and go."
in Forum Games > Riddles!!! :D
"Me? Dafuq did I do?"
in The Sandbox > zomg_what_is_it?
"2018458 2019291"
in Site Information > Troll Reports/Warnings [NOT A DISCUSSION THREAD]
"EDITED Would it fix it or make it more unwieldy to manually select when you are in DST? I suppose ..."
in Site Feature Requests > Timestamp Inconsistencies
"Oops. Sorry about the thread then. I checked through site feature requests for this topic, but not ..."
in Site Feature Requests > Timestamp Inconsistencies
"All I did to fix it was follow the links that ThingerDudes provided and post to the thread to bump i..."
in Site Feature Requests > [FIXED] Missing Train of Thoughts
"I've noticed that users timestamps seem to rely on their time zone. Screenshot time! For me it is ..."
in Site Feature Requests > Timestamp Inconsistencies
"I am only magical when it works."
in General Discussion > Your Train of Thoughts
"I think this does it. Let me know though."
in The Sandbox > zomg_what_is_it?
"Just seeing if posting makes this reappear."
in General Discussion > Your Train of Thoughts
"Cramps were bad those first few days, and then faded to normal during usual times in my cycle."
in General Discussion > Your Train of Thoughts
" Ooh to bump on on this conversation, I have one too! I ended up getting the Skyla version of an IU..."
in General Discussion > Your Train of Thoughts
"What would be beneficial to changing it?"
in Site Announcements > Miscellaneous Changes
"Do you look through them? I tend to view my posts as ever-flowing conversation, and there are some I..."
in Forum Games > Winner is coming (you know nothing...(but Sophrosyne does))