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Devery

Last Online0.005 days ago
Global Post Count3065
RegisteredSep 1, 2009 - 7:30 AM
Questions Asked141
Questions Answered2806
Blurb
I am #10822, and everyone I know believes at least one lie that I've purposely told them.

I'm pretty sure that I've told multiple lies to everyone I know. The longer you've known me, the more often I have likely lied to you.

Except it's become much worse recently. I tell complete strangers what I daydream for myself. I make myself out to be some dedicated individual with a goal and a drive and the smarts to achieve all I want and more. One day you'll see me laughing in a red convertible, scattering hundred dollar bills as I speed off into the sunset. In this scenario I am of course unbelievably sexy and unattainable, the girl that men desire and women envy.

This will probably never happen. I'll probably end up living in a small apartment with a desk job and a head full of lies on my alleged wild success. I may or may not have a boyfriend, but he will probably not be for anything other than passing the time.

The frightening thing is that I am absolutely content with this prospective scenario. I'm okay with a humdrum life. I've always been told to reach for the stars, to do my best. CompeteCompeteCompete until you win. You can be the best if you try hard enough. You are the best. Everyone wants to be the best. Including you. If I beat you, I am better. I win. Winning is good. Winning is the Best. Win.

I have no idea why I have chosen to type this out to you. Maybe so someone knows the truth. Someone completely unrelated to my life. Maybe you sympathize with me. Maybe this is all a huge lie to gain this sympathy. Because I do lie, a lot. It's rather unhealthy.
Most Recent Forum Posts
"You can drink in public! That is illegal in some cases I think. Or you can... trespass? Solicit?"
in General Discussion > Happy Birthday!
"I would think that it would reflect well on your maturity. I would take it as a compliment."
in General Discussion > DemotivationalTed's Picture/TwoCans cliques.
"I had no idea you were that young Laz! I thought of you as being my age, especially when you seem ..."
in General Discussion > DemotivationalTed's Picture/TwoCans cliques.
"Thinking of you and your family tonight Lazro."
in General Discussion > Your Train of Thoughts
"Ahh, life finds a way. And meow, I am as ancient as the sea, as old as the mountains. I am time its..."
in General Discussion > DemotivationalTed's Picture/TwoCans cliques.
"I am one of the oldies here - I joined in 2009 at the age of 18. I was almost entirely Q&A, because ..."
in General Discussion > DemotivationalTed's Picture/TwoCans cliques.
"Oh yeah! That was it, that rings a bell."
in General Discussion > DemotivationalTed's Picture/TwoCans cliques.
"Blake sent them to anyone who asked. I forgot why, though..."
in General Discussion > DemotivationalTed's Picture/TwoCans cliques.
"Never in a million years. It is kept very safely in the same box with Jaxxie's beautiful silver th..."
in General Discussion > DemotivationalTed's Picture/TwoCans cliques.
"Yet here this one is, immortalized. I have one at home as well."
in General Discussion > DemotivationalTed's Picture/TwoCans cliques.
"I like thunder. I am not saying that anything was better back then, but it sure was different. I v..."
in General Discussion > DemotivationalTed's Picture/TwoCans cliques.
"I didn't make it either, and I consider myself his friend. But I think he based his picture on those..."
in General Discussion > DemotivationalTed's Picture/TwoCans cliques.
"That seems correct, as far as my knowledge goes. Excellent sleuthing as always, Jaxxie."
in General Discussion > DemotivationalTed's Picture/TwoCans cliques.
"That does seem to be the case. The loudest and most active don't tend to stay around long, or fade a..."
in General Discussion > Users/People you miss
"Haha pheo, you're rocking that dress. Do you still have it around? Perhaps an encore is in order."
in General Discussion > Self-Pic Thread
"I think they meant that midriff exposure is not normally acceptable in a professional environment, l..."
in Hobbies > Your Sewing
"I just got a new IUD, and I am in bed ouching."
in General Discussion > Your Train of Thoughts
"Is he a Cool6Boy6?"
in General Discussion > Your Train of Thoughts
"It's my burfday."
in General Discussion > Happy Birthday!
"Don't worry K. Those of us who do have wacky infatuations with you will never have them fade. Take ..."
in Relationships and Stuff > The crush club thread