This is the secondary account of me, the user "e-bag". The primary use of this account is to post anonymous questions. The secondary use of this account is to post on the forum to prevent the killing of kittens. The tertiary use of this account is to answer questions that were accidentally skipped on my main account.
If you have any questions, compliments, or concerns, please contact me through my main account. Thank you for your time. Have a nice day.
"e-bag's other account" Tip #6
If you have any stuffed animals in your room's closet, make sure to bring them out sometimes and talk to them. Otherwise, they get angry, and will start plotting your "accidental" death while you sleep.
"e-bag's other account" Tip #2
Make sure to test your carbon monoxide detectors every once in a while, just so you can have the piece of mind that the visions are, in fact, real and not a hallucination.
"e-bag's other account" Tip #1
If you ever wake up in the middle of the night for no apparent reason, this is because you are being watched. Make sure to check your surroundings, especially behind you. This will frighten them away. For some reason, they're afraid of eyes.
Maybe that's because they...