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"Do whatever's next" -George Carlin
"If the shoe doesn't fit, fuck it." -George Carlin
"Well there's a golden age, comin round, comin round, comin round!" -TV on The Radio
"You can't be a nonconformist if you don't drink coffee" -South Park
"Lord, we thank you for this staggering payload of frozen waffles you have bestowed upon us." -South Park
"What is this Liberal bullshit coming out of your mouth" -Grandpa
"Just cause something has a brain, doesn't mean it's using it" -Dr. McAtee (greatest professor ever)
"Never go out unprotected" - Dr. McAtee
"Smiling shows weakness" -Dr. McAtee
"Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the senseless bullshit coming from this side of the room." -Dr. McAtee
"Do I need to go over how the Thing is genetically superior to the Hulk again Smalls?" -Dr. McAtee (he did)
"If you plan on treating my class like you do a one-night-stand, the same result will come out of it. The smell of sweat, pain, and regret." -Dr. McAtee