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*casually reading a book*
*slowly looks up*
Oh! Sorry, I didn't see you there.
I suppose you're here to learn a bit about me.
*Sets down book*
Well, let's see if I can peak your interest.
I was born in the year of 1996 and lost both of my parents at an early age. I was raised by my uncle and aunt, who were always very kind to me. I've always been the quiet, nerdy kind of person all through high school, the type of kid you could always find studying at the library or visiting various museums. We could go into the time I got bitten by a spider at the science museum, but it's really too long of a story and not really relevant.
But anyways, let me tell you how I became the woman I am today. One evening whilst on our way to the library, my uncle and I had gotten into an argument. Once we arrived I slammed the car door and walked towards the library, although upon entering I realized I had forgotten my book. I rushed outside to see if my uncle was still in the parking lot only to hear a gun shot... It was at the intersection across the parking lot... My uncle had gotten shot. I rushed over to see if he was okay, but he was already gone... I had to avenge him. I rushed home, but when I opened the door and my hand stuck to the door knob! It turns out the spider I had casually mentioned earlier had given me some sort of spider abilities.. I used my new found abilities to hunt down criminals, training for the day I come across the man who shot my uncle. And that, my dear children, is how I became the Arachnid-Lady.

Quote of the week:
"If your goin' through Hell, keep on moving. You might get out before the devil even knows your there.”
~Rodney Atkins