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qwEXspam

Phew, nothing like a metaphorical shower to start clean. Actually it was a real shower with like twenty old dudes (the YMCA life is hard). Also don't believe my YMCA lie, it's all in my own house.

Toad

Well now to formally introduce myself... I am Spam! (Fanfare)

So a little you might want to know:
- Got legs (not to be confused with Lego's) that I use for talking
- Got legos that are also used for walking
- Got milk for when I eat my Oreos
- Arms; used for manhandling pets
- And a soul[1], so don't suspect me for any crimes you may be persuaded to place upon me.
- I like being professional and using those bracketed numbers to cite my sources and show my footnotes [2]
- I go to college now like an adult and should be treated as such, mother.
- Little known fact: I'm half Italian, ask anybody and they'll tell you. Actually the fact that everyone knows probably doesn't make it little-known. Also since I'm 0% Italian, the statement isn't even a fact.
- People need to stop telling other people little known facts or they'll ruin the magic.

Nekokitty123 seems to have hijacked my list of Schindler's, damn


Shhhiiiit...

[1] Souls don't exempt people from crimes
[2] From thorough observational study, scientists can say that this guy is not profesh at all
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