(Due to the Heisenburg Uncertainty Principle, this user's blurb did not exist until you read it.)
Directions to make me:
Begin with a base of curiosity, mixed gently with a dash of perfectionism. Then, simmer in paranoia with essence of agnosticism.
Let cool, reheat, and serve with a garnish of cynicism and a small slice of ambition.
Best served cold; Serves a select few.