Two Cans & String

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'Cause you've got fine written all over you.", "user": "heyjude" }, { "id": "894066", "time": "1463009636", "html": "Are you a sea lion?<br />\n<br />\nBecause I see you lyin in my bed tonight.", "user": "xtony" }, { "id": "894067", "time": "1463009788", "html": "You've got a better lookin rack than that lamb I had the other night, girl!", "user": "justinwiener" }, { "id": "894069", "time": "1463009898", "html": "I named my dick bubbles. Bitches love blowing bubbles. <br />\n<br />\nI'm no weatherman, but I know you'll be getting a few inches tonight.", "user": "heyjude" }, { "id": "894070", "time": "1463010480", "html": "I dressed up as a dish. Bitches love doing dishes.", "user": "justinwiener" }, { "id": "894072", "time": "1463010948", "html": "I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.", "user": "xtony" }, { "id": "894073", "time": "1463011458", "html": "If your left leg is Christmas, and your right leg is Thanksgiving, can I visit you between the holidays?", "user": "heyjude" }, { "id": "894108", "time": "1463064503", "html": "Did you fall fall from heaven, cause I've always wanted to bone an angel.", "user": "g0ldli0n" }, { "id": "894217", "time": "1463164039", "html": "Are you my pinky toe? 'Cause I am going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.", "user": "heyjude" }, { "id": "894249", "time": "1463198538", "html": "Are you in a hurry? Cause I want to tie you up.", "user": "justinwiener" }, { "id": "894589", "time": "1463464150", "html": "On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?", "user": "laurelx33" }, { "id": "894591", "time": "1463465555", "html": "Fuck me if I'm wrong, but am I the one you want to take home tonight?", "user": "discordedangel1" }, { "id": "894615", "time": "1463520909", "html": "Is that a moose in your pants or are you just happy to see me? (CANADIANS)", "user": "discordedangel1" }, { "id": "894616", "time": "1463520968", "html": "Are you a sugar maple tree? Because I'd totally tap that.<br />\n(CANADIANS)", "user": "discordedangel1" }, { "id": "894622", "time": "1463528531", "html": "For American women: Are you an oil reserve? Cause I'd totally tap that", "user": "justinwiener" }, { "id": "894623", "time": "1463528710", "html": "If I were a particle and you were a quantum potential, would you let me penetrate your classically forbidden regions?<br />\n<br />\nIt's funnier now that I took a quantum mechanics class and actually understand it.", "user": "coldfrost" }, { "id": "894631", "time": "1463533876", "html": "Just the tip?", "user": "g0ldli0n" }, { "id": "894632", "time": "1463535561", "html": "What do you say we use my lever to shift your center of mass?", "user": "mrmagikpants" }, { "id": "894638", "time": "1463542413", "html": "I got something in my left pocket for you<br />\nAre you a mirror, cause I can see myself in you.", "user": "g0ldli0n" }, { "id": "894642", "time": "1463548377", "html": "Do you want an Australian kiss? It's like a French kiss, but down under.", "user": "heyjude" }, { "id": "894644", "time": "1463552286", "html": "Girl, are you my ass? Cuz I wanna get my head stuck far up inside you.", "user": "waterphoenix" } ], "users": { "heyjude": { "name": "heyjude", "key": "heyjude", "url": "/users/heyjude", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "177" }, "dragonwarrior125": { "name": "dragonwarrior125", "key": "dragonwarrior125", "url": "/users/dragonwarrior125", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/73.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "23283" }, "xtony": { "name": "xTony", "key": "xtony", "url": "/users/xtony", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/2050.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "440" }, "ddonde": { "name": "DDonde", "key": "ddonde", "url": "/users/ddonde", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/6538.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "47" }, "justinwiener": { "name": "JustinWiener", "key": "justinwiener", "url": "/users/justinwiener", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "221" }, "g0ldli0n": { "name": "G0LDLI0N", "key": "g0ldli0n", "url": "/users/g0ldli0n", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/2437.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "712" }, "laurelx33": { "name": "laurelx33", "key": "laurelx33", "url": "/users/laurelx33", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/2835.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "25" }, "discordedangel1": { "name": "DiscordedAngel 1", "key": "discordedangel1", "url": "/users/discordedangel1", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/4651.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "23" }, "coldfrost": { "name": "Coldfrost", "key": "coldfrost", "url": "/users/coldfrost", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/6053.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "8104" }, "mrmagikpants": { "name": "mrmagikpants", "key": "mrmagikpants", "url": "/users/mrmagikpants", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/11458.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "914" }, "waterphoenix": { "name": "Water Phoenix", "key": "waterphoenix", "url": "/users/waterphoenix", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/17022.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "9369" } }, "page_num": 1, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 6 }

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