ForumRelationships and Stuff ► Cheesy pick up lines
I am a huge fan of cheesy/funny/stupid pick up lines. Gimme your best worst pick up lines!

Girl, are you a coffin? 'Cause I want to nail you.
Hey baby, you're looking Gouda!
Are you Mexican? 'Cause you're my Juan and only!
Hey baby are you Jamaican?

Because jamaican me crazy
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.
Are you a sea lion?

Because I see you lyin in my bed tonight.
You've got a better lookin rack than that lamb I had the other night, girl!
I named my dick bubbles. Bitches love blowing bubbles.

I'm no weatherman, but I know you'll be getting a few inches tonight.
I dressed up as a dish. Bitches love doing dishes.
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
If your left leg is Christmas, and your right leg is Thanksgiving, can I visit you between the holidays?
Did you fall fall from heaven, cause I've always wanted to bone an angel.
Are you my pinky toe? 'Cause I am going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
Are you in a hurry? Cause I want to tie you up.
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but am I the one you want to take home tonight?
Is that a moose in your pants or are you just happy to see me? (CANADIANS)
Are you a sugar maple tree? Because I'd totally tap that.
For American women: Are you an oil reserve? Cause I'd totally tap that
If I were a particle and you were a quantum potential, would you let me penetrate your classically forbidden regions?

It's funnier now that I took a quantum mechanics class and actually understand it.
Just the tip?
What do you say we use my lever to shift your center of mass?
I got something in my left pocket for you
Are you a mirror, cause I can see myself in you.
Do you want an Australian kiss? It's like a French kiss, but down under.
Girl, are you my ass? Cuz I wanna get my head stuck far up inside you.
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