Hello, I'm James. I'm not going to play a trumpet solo because I can't play the trumpet.
I'm 16, English, never been to school. Currently taking mix of GCSEs and A levels. Saving up for a 1W handheld laser and a Keytar. I'm an avid reader of Questionable Content and XKCD. I am a total Doctor Who/Torchwood nerd, I drink too much tea, I am basically stereotypically british but without the rampant drunkenness and penchant for top hats.
Blackadder is excellent. Llamas are the earthly incarnation of awesome.